{"id":710,"date":"2013-12-09T07:38:41","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T12:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/worldofsexualpleasures.com\/wordpress\/?p=710"},"modified":"2015-12-14T06:54:38","modified_gmt":"2015-12-14T11:54:38","slug":"this-aint-no-watermelon-spitting-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worldofsexualpleasures.com\/wordpress\/?p=710","title":{"rendered":"This Ain’t No Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I had a rather amusing call with a man the other day that did something on a regular basis I found quite odd. He regularly, at least weekly apparently, had a contest of sorts with himself as the only participant, to see how far he could shoot his cum. Of course the first thing that entered my mind was a good old fashioned watermelon spitting contest. Same principal, minus the other participants and watermelon seeds.<\/p>\n

He claimed nine feet was his current record. He was in his forties now, and had been doing this weekly since his teens. I didn’t know quite what to say. I was shocked at his current age as you’d think this was something only a very young person would bother with a few times to see what they could do. No, he’s been at it for decades turning it into an artform of sorts. I can imagine he doesn’t have a girlfriend, as this juvenile activity astounded me that he was still carrying on with it. I could just picture some room in his home, set up like a long jump with chalk lines or something to measure how far. What an odd hobby!<\/p>\n

I’ve certainly heard of other odd hobbies, and it’s pretty harmless really, just a bit odd for sure. He doesn’t always get to the nine foot mark mind you, and apparently time has only increased his distance, which honestly you’d think the opposite would be true. Maybe it’s all in his head who knows, but he detailed the entire thing out during his call and I can honestly say I’ve never heard a tale quite like it. One said he was on his bed and hit the ceiling a few times, which I guess would be 6-8 feet depending on the height of the bed and the ceiling, who knows, but makes you wonder what sort of things people do behind closed doors for sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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