{"id":2700,"date":"2023-05-22T07:21:01","date_gmt":"2023-05-22T11:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/worldofsexualpleasures.com\/wordpress\/?p=2700"},"modified":"2023-05-24T00:56:12","modified_gmt":"2023-05-24T04:56:12","slug":"i-shoved-a-can-up-my-twat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/worldofsexualpleasures.com\/wordpress\/?p=2700","title":{"rendered":"I Shoved a Can Up My Twat"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You know how sometimes you get so horny you just aren’t making rational decisions? That’s how I got last week. I was at a friends house and was so horny, yet didn’t have any sex toys with me. I wanted to be penetrated so badly, yet had nothing around to use. I was sleeping over and had no sex toys with me. Then I looked around the kitchen and saw a beverage can. I thought, no, I couldn’t. I’m in someone else’s home, I couldn’t possibly do this. She was asleep, there was no one else there. I think you know where this is going. I took the can and went back to the guest room.<\/p>\n

I knew fingers were not going to be able to satisfy me. I was so horny, my cunt was just wide open. I let that can work as a sex toy. I took it all in like a champ. I just closed my eyes, arched my back and shoved it in, and in it went, and without any difficulty. I took that can inside my pussy and bit my lip to keep from crying out in pleasure. I so needed to feel that go in and out of my pussy. <\/p>\n

I moved it in and out, working my clit with my other hand. I finished myself off and came so hard. My pussy clenched down around that can when I came. I drank the contents of the can when I was finished. I had a grin on my face when I was finished. I fell asleep and woke up the next morning in a dreamlike state, wondering if I’d really masturbated with a can. I hung my head over the side of the bed and saw the empty can in the wastebasket, confirming my masturbation. Such a resourceful girl I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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