Can I Watch You Go to the Bathroom?

There will always be some guys into quite filthy practices and kinks. They equate filth with sexiness. One caller when you answer the phone says, “Can I watch you go to the bathroom?” Charming, eh? Well it’s harmless enough I suppose, but not all ladies will be willing to entertain such fantasies. Watersports, otherwise known as peeing, pissing, urinating, is sexy to some guys. They love the idea of being peed on by a woman, or perhaps even doing the peeing themselves on a submissive woman. On her face and hair and tits. Like a dog marking their territory.

Some ladies are fine with this and are even happy to put the phone down and go pee on your call so you can hear the pee hit the water. Now many ladies know an orgasm on a full bladder is certainly more intense than without a full bladder, but it’s messy and usually just not worth the effort, so it’s not something most do. Some guys live to please a lady in such a condition though and are happy to have their faces pissed on and even drink it as they go down on them during such a time of bladder fullness.

Some guys just love the visual of pee coming out of a woman and that alone can make them aroused and want to stroke their own cocks. Not many women want to see the same of men though. I’m sure some women somewhere find the site of men peeing arousing, but it seems to be more like men wanting it and some women agreeing to go along with it, but not with much pleasure for themselves in doing so. Are you a dirty, piss loving bastard that wants to watch or at the very least hear a woman take a piss? Maybe one of the dirty ladies here will humor you and your dirty kinks.

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Cum On My Feet

Many that love feet enjoy a good foot job, but not all men that want to cum on a woman’s feet want that, some just want to spray the cum on them. Nearly daily men will ask what color polish I have on my toes, or do I paint them. As soon as they ask, I know that means they have a thing for feet. Men watching some kind of foot fetish porn while they masturbate would be a normal thing if they are into feet. You can often hear porn on in the background during calls.

Foot fetish calls can be fun, since there’s such silliness to the topic. Most people do not have pretty feet, and the idea of shooting your cum on them is pretty silly, you must admit. One of the funniest sex toys I ever saw is a silicone foot with a hole in it like a vagina. It’s a combo Fleshlight and foot. Quite bizarre to say the least, but obviously there’s enough men into foot fucking that there’s sufficient demand for the product to exist in the first place. One can only imagine seeing a guy slipping his hard cock into a foot shaped sex toy to fuck it.

Do feet turn you on? You likely wouldn’t be reading a foot fetish blog unless the answer was yes. Feet make your cock hard and your balls swell. You want to shoot your gooey, sticky load on a pair of well manicured feet. It will make you cum even more than usual to do that, you naughty man. Look at your ropes of cum sinking down between the toes leaves you with a feeling of immense satisfaction, doesn’t it, you foot pervert! We can describe our feet in detail to you, so pick up the phone right now.

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Sex with the Trainer

One of my callers is a personal trainer and he was telling me about this client of his he’s having an affair with. She’s attractive, but married to a man thirty years older than herself. The husband is biting eighty. He’s a wealthy, well respected man, but at nearly eighty, there’s really not much going on libido wise for him and hasn’t been for quite some time. The wife is still attractive, vital, and has needs. So you can well imagine what happened. He began to fuck her not long after the workout sessions began. The old husband has no clue. I guess he thinks she’s just stopped having sex like he has.

Being a trainer, he’s in fantastic shape, it’s his job to exercise. Many callers mention they get extra horny after a workout, the extra testosterone pumping through them. So you can imagine how much trainer guy has, since he works out multiple times five days a week. I’ve seen his cock, it’s impressive, I can’t imagine any woman not wanting to fuck it. He gets sex with several of his clients, but is still horny enough that he masturbates and calls for phone sex as well.

Some of these ladies he fucks are also in great shape and quite limber, so he gets some high quality fun with them, though many are older than he is, but he likes mature women, and these ones are in good condition and have the money to look after themselves. He’s keeping some ladies happy and getting paid to keep them in shape as well, sounds like a pretty good gig for ones that can get it. He’s been doing it for a few years and has no intention to stop. The old husbands really shouldn’t mind of someone is “helping out” their wives if they are no longer able to do it.

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Two Girl Calls

Some men are quite intrigued by two girl calls. One gal is just not enough for them, they want a threesome over the phone. Not all companies offer this, but if you call around to some different ladies here, we may be able to accommodate your request. It won’t happen immediately, we need to contact other ladies that are working with this service. Some men find such arrangements much to their delight. Especially in these times of not being able to easily socialize, getting together over the phone can be a lot easier. Some places even offer three girl calls, but two girls is usually enough for even the most adventuresome phone sex caller.

It’s like having your own little sex party over the phone. You can pretend the girls are getting it on and you are the participant watching them as you stroke your cock and watch and listen to them. The fantasies you can spin are a bit more varied than when it’s just one lady on the phone. These sorts of calls aren’t for everyone, but they do have their fans. Have you ever had the desire to try a three way call as you masturbate?

Does the idea of jerking off and having two ladies listen to you and give you jerk off instructions get you harder than you thought possible? There’s only one way to find out and that’s to try it. Your mind will be blown away by the sounds of two hot women at the same time, think you’re man enough to do it? Are your balls aching right now, maybe it’s been days since your last orgasm and you know you can’t hold out much longer without reaching down and rubbing your cock and seeking that sweet release. Pick up the phone, you know you want to.

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Blue Balls Phone Sex

Tease and denial is popular with some guys. It’s hard to believe some men actually like the feeling of blue balls, but some indeed do. Many have even said they have no intention of having an orgasm when they call. One caller in particular would tell me when I knew he was getting close to cumming to actually hang up on him to prevent him from having an orgasm. Pain is a type of pleasure to some, and blue balls give them that. Some have said they will tease themselves literally for weeks before allowing themselves to cum. They will build things up to the point of orgasm and then deny themselves time after time.

Guys will try and make a woman feel guilty for getting them worked up and then not helping them have an orgasm, but the truth is they are capable of making themselves cum easily, so it’s ridiculous to lay that responsibility on anyone else. Don’t like having blue balls? Then rub one out, it’s not difficult. The ones wearing chastity devices are the hard core blue ballers you might say. They want zero chance of being able to cum, so the cock in lockdown is one way to do that.

Having others such as a Mistress or dominatrix hold the key will totally ensure there will be no unsanctioned orgasms. Frustrate themselves by watching porn, going down on women, serving, but nothing for themselves. It’s comical really the way they will get themselves in a sexual frenzy with no payoff whatsoever. Blue balls are fun to give out. Most men deserve to feel the pain of that sensation. Some genuinely love it. We phone sex gals are happy to get you riled up and let you not cum. If tease and denial and blue balls are your thing, we will be happy to help!

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