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My Cock’s In a Sock

One of my callers likes to masturbate with his cock in a sock. The first thing I thought of when he told me this was the scene in the movie “American Pie”, where the hapless young lad does the same … Continue reading

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I’m Fucking My Rubber Pussy Because I Can’t Get Real Girls

One of my more colorful callers loves to announce he;s fucking his rubber pussy because he can’t get real girls. He literally says that. He’s shy, says he’s not attractive, that women only view him as a friend and not … Continue reading

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Masturbating My Son

Last week I happened to wander into my teenaged son’s room without knocking. I didn’t even think he was home. I was going to put his laundry away and oops, he was standing there jerking his cock. I dropped the … Continue reading

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Let’s Get Those Balls Drained

One thing that always surprises me is how long some male callers say it’s been since they last masturbated. Some of course say earlier today, but you get others that will reply five months, it’s insane. Some will only do … Continue reading

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Fruits & Veggies Are Good For You In More Ways Than One

Have you been getting bored with just your hand to masturbate with? Are you too cheap to buy a Fleshlight or afraid your roommate, wife, or family would find it? Well a very low cost and disposable solution for you … Continue reading

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