Category Archives: masturbation

I’m Fucking My Rubber Pussy Because I Can’t Get Real Girls

One of my more colorful callers loves to announce he;s fucking his rubber pussy because he can’t get real girls. He literally says that. He’s shy, says he’s not attractive, that women only view him as a friend and not … Continue reading

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Masturbating My Son

Last week I happened to wander into my teenaged son’s room without knocking. I didn’t even think he was home. I was going to put his laundry away and oops, he was standing there jerking his cock. I dropped the … Continue reading

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Let’s Get Those Balls Drained

One thing that always surprises me is how long some male callers say it’s been since they last masturbated. Some of course say earlier today, but you get others that will reply five months, it’s insane. Some will only do … Continue reading

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Fruits & Veggies Are Good For You In More Ways Than One

Have you been getting bored with just your hand to masturbate with? Are you too cheap to buy a Fleshlight or afraid your roommate, wife, or family would find it? Well a very low cost and disposable solution for you … Continue reading

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The Joys Of Female Masturbation

When most think of masturbation, they picture a man jerking off, but lots of ladies also love to stroke their pussies, and many men find watching a woman masturbate one of the hottest things going. Laying back and rubbing themselves … Continue reading

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