Just when you think you’ve heard it all, you hear about yet another fetish. A man called that is very aroused when he seems women with hairy forearms. He’s not into any other body hair, not leg hair, pubic hair, underarm hair, but hairy forearms. I asked where he felt this fetish took root and he said when he was a kid the lady that cut his hair had hairy forearms and it became an attraction at that point forward. He said he likes to imagine running his precum dripping cock all over the hairy forearms and leaving them all gooey with his drippings.
He hadn’t been lucky enough to actually find a woman to be in a sexual relationship with that actually had hairy arms though. There’s a fetish for everything, no matter how odd or bizarre. He realized that most women would remove the hair and not many would keep it, so it wasn’t as easy to find such a hairy lady as he’d hoped. He fantasized about running his fingers along their arms to find that sexy fuzz and how it would tickle him. Maybe he could literally make their hair stand on end with excitement.
In all the calls I’d ever done in ten years, I’d never once heard a man mention hairy forearms. Underarms yes, pubic hair of course, but this was truly a first. So it doesn’t matter how long you’ve been taking calls, there’s always something new to learn and hear about and find out what someone’s kink is you never heard before. Not watching porn myself, I was not aware of the amount of hairy arm porn that is readily available, it didn’t take much looking to find a ton of options for ones into that fetish. Hopefully he will find the Sasquatch woman of his dreams soon and cover her arms in his goo.
I did something kind of naughty the other week and I think my boyfriend knows, but he didn’t say anything. I’ve been seeing this other man, and I shower as soon as I’ve seen him in case my boyfriend comes over. Well I had less time than I thought, and I was about to get in the shower when my boyfriend came over and I had a pussy full of cum from the other guy I’ve been seeing in secret. My boyfriend told me not to shower, that he likes me a little ripe as he puts it and to get on the bed.
I felt a bit weird with the cum of one man inside of me and my boyfriend really coming onto me and knowing he was going to fuck me. Well he didn’t start by fucking me, he went down on me. With the other guys cum in my pussy. I glanced down and saw this odd look on his face as he opened me with his tongue, and he dipped his tongue inside and I thought there’s no way he doesn’t know I’m overflowing with cum. He went to town on that pussy anyway and made me cum and licked out every drop. He didn’t ask me any questions or say anything.
I felt so guilty after he ate me out and licked up the cum of another man and then fucked me, sloppy seconds. He said a few days later I should not shower before he comes over, that he really enjoyed that night when I hadn’t yet. OMG, he had to have known and was encouraging me to come back to him filled up with the cum of another man. I did, and he still didn’t say anything, but I knew that he knew, but it was just unsaid.
There are seldom funnier calls than ones that are dealing with small penis humiliation. How can one react other than with laughter when a caller states his penis is the size of a peanut? Yes, it’s sad that nature has shortchanged them this cruel way, but laughter is ones first response. Some men with a small penis are attracted to bodybuilding as a compensating measure. There’s been several callers over the years that feel their otherwise grand physiques should overshadow their tiny little cock. It doesn’t. Ones that are taking steroids will make it even worse.
So your cock will look even smaller the larger the rest of you appears. What woman exactly would be impressed with this? One not into sex of course wouldn’t care, and from what most callers tell me their women are for the most part not into sex, otherwise they wouldn’t be calling girls like me on the phone. So maybe some women that aren’t interested in having sex but want a man for arm candy or to be their provider or father to their children, then to them I guess it would work out just fine. But these men are wanting sex, that’s the problem.
I just start to giggle when I think of them rubbing their tiny little cocks that are smaller than their thumb. Masturbation will be pretty much it for ones of this ilk, so I hope they enjoy their stroke sessions. No woman wants to get fucked by a dick the size of a tube of lipstick. They might do ok with Asian women, since they are used to guys with tiny dicks. Pretty sad state of affairs all round. Maybe they should just turn their attentions to sucking cock, then their little nubs would be of no consequence whatsoever.
What lady doesn’t love a face full of her man’s jizz being sprayed all over her face? So many callers love the idea of just covering their women in cum, spraying it all over them, their tits, their hair, their feet, and especially their face. Licking it off with love, every precious drop of that salty jizz that’s been spilled out of desire for us. What a compliment to take that liquid gold right in the kisser, mouth wide open, of course! A titty fuck is a good way to get not only precum slathered all over us, but lick that dripping cock head with each thrust between those tits and up to our waiting mouths.
A pearl necklace squirting all over our necks and tits and faces. Now who wouldn’t love to be covered like that!? My guy loves to rub the head of his cock all over my hard nipples, leaving trails of his sweet precum all over my titties. They are big enough I can suck my own nipples to lick it off. It drives him crazy when he sees me do that! I slither my tongue all over his hard dick and lap at the head, hoping to get every drop of that sweetness off of him.
I don’t mind it being shot all over my face, he likes to do it, and he likes to taste his own cum as well. He will lick it off and then give me a big, wet, French kiss to share it. I love those snowball kisses. He likes to lick it out of my pussy as well, he loves that cream pie, lots of guys do. Would you like to call and talk about cumming all over me and making me your cum covered whore? Sounds fun. One of the horny sluts is waiting by the phone right now.
Sometimes callers never cease to amaze me with their creativity, disturbing though it tends to be. This man called last week for over an hour and what he mostly talked about was various sexual jokes, some were funny, some were odd, and I shared a few of my own and he knew the one as it was. He wasn’t calling to masturbate, just to talk and have a bit of an odd conversation. So this one joke he had was a bit disturbing, and it makes you wonder who thinks about such things.
Needless to say when I looked it up online, there was of course many countless things written about it, simulated pics, even some odd real ones. So he says a man walks into a whorehouse and says he only has $2 to spend, he didn’t think he’d be able to get anything for $2, maybe a hand job if he was lucky. So they tell him to go up the stairs to the last door and knock on it and one of the older, less desirable whore’s will possibly be able to serve him, so he goes and knocks and she tells him to come in. He asks what he can get for the $2, and she tells him this is a bit unusual, but to give it a shot, he wonders what she has up her sleeve.
She removes a glass eye and tells him to put his dick in her eye socket and fuck it, he’s a bit horrified, but so horny he closes his eyes and gives it a go. Surprisingly it feels amazing and he compliments her on her unusual way of doing things. He asks if he could come back the next week to repeat it again and she says of course, “I’ll keep an eye out for ya!” He was laughing his fool head off as he told this joke and several others that weren’t quite as graphic. He liked one of mine as well. “How do you give a man from Arkansas a circumcision?” “Kick his sister in the jaw.” Calls can at times be amusing, that’s for sure.