She Thinks He Doesn’t Know

This man called and said he’d overheard a conversation his wife was having with “her slutty friend.” Well after the conversation, he didn’t think the friend was the slutty one anymore. It turns out his wife has slept with ten times the guys that he has with women. The ‘slutty friend’ he’s always disparaged hasn’t even slept with half as many as his wife. So he realized every time he called her ‘the slutty friend’ to his wife, she must have been laughing at him behind his back, since she puts them both easily to shame with the amount of cock she’s gotten.

He said there was no point in bringing it up to her, since, he thinks and hopes, it was all many years ago and after she got married she settled down and hasn’t had any cock but his. Maybe, maybe not. He said he’d never call the ‘slutty friend’ slutty anymore, considering his wife is a bigger slut than any he’s heard of as it is. He was shocked, but after thinking it over, also turned on by her vast experiences with so many men. He was then wondering how he compared. In cock size, longevity, cum shots, the works. He cannot ask these questions though since it will reveal he was listening in to her conversation with her friend.

He’s actually masturbated thinking of his wife having gotten it on with all those guys. Fucking them, sucking them off, wondering how many came bare in her pussy. He feels kind of cucked, though if it was all before they were married, he really shouldn’t feel like a cuckold. It’s given him plenty to think about when he jerks off though, now he’s watching gangbang porn and wondering if she’d like some gangbang. Likely not, but it’s one more fantasy for him to think about.

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I Had Phone Sex with My Boss

It’s not too out of the ordinary for my boss to call me at home with some work related question. He can be a bit scatterbrained about things. He does the higher up, important stuff, the employees do the day to day running of things, and he’s not always up to speed on those things. I didn’t think anything when he called, he asked about a certain client that had been in to see me and I told him what he wanted to know. I thought the conversation was wrapping up when he asked me how I was felling tonight.

Then he asked what I was wearing, and then how long it had been since I’d been with a man. I was a bit shocked, but not put off. I could tell things were taking an unusual turn here. He said he was stroking his cock and how hard it was. He asked me if I’d be willing to masturbate with him and rub my pussy. I hadn’t masturbated in a few days, and was a bit horny. His heavy breathing and moaning was sort of getting me that way. I said I could do that, yes. So I got undressed and laid down on the bed.

He told me to touch myself and I did as he told me to and I was getting wet. I could hear him stroking his cock and he started telling me what he’d do to me if he was laying here next to me and I was fingering my pussy and getting more and more turned on. It wasn’t long until I made myself cum and he asked me if I could have another one. I said yes. A few minutes later I came even harder with my second orgasm and he blew his load when I came. It was kind of hot, having phone sex with my boss. We didn’t mention it the next day.

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Getting Off Up in the Air

A horny man can come to some very unwise decisions about a place to have sex or do something sexual. If you love them enough, sometimes they will convince you too to get involved in their ridiculous idea. My boyfriend and I went away recently to a city that had one of those giant skywheel rides. They take around ten minutes to go around a few times. Most times of course you are put in a car with several other people if there’s a crowd. If they are not as busy however, you can be in your own car. Which is where my boyfriend’s idea cropped up. He wanted to see if during the ride we could have sex and get off without getting caught or before the ride let us down to unload us.

I didn’t think it was the best idea, but considering the time limit, there was not a huge amount of time to think about it, so I was convinced, against my better judgment, to do it. So I pulled my short skirt around my hips, pulled my panties to my knees, he unzipped and away we went. The car was definitely rocking more than the others. I was concerned that alone would bring it to the ride operators attention and he’d stop us early and make us get off. During the rotations, obviously you go right by the operator a few times. They didn’t seem to notice or care though.

The rocking car, the people in the other cars, I wondered if they could see us or if they were too absorbed in the views to notice. I was getting pounded from behind, my tits squeezed. I could feel an orgasm welling up inside of me and I soon came, screaming out. No one was able to hear us, so I was not quiet or restrained in my vocalizations as his cock pounded in and out of my cunt. He made me cum, and then he shot his load, I pulled up my soon to be damp panties, pulled down my skirt and soon the ride was done and we exited. No one seemed to notice or said anything.

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Up the Hoo-Ha

Years ago there was a call I had an enormously hard time not laughing on, that comes fairly frequently, trying not to laugh. This man however had a request I’d not heard at that point in time, though a few since have made such a request. He said he wanted me to talk about putting my big toe up his ass. I nearly lost it and burst out laughing but did not want to offend him by laughing at him. The picture here is quite a bit more extreme than just one toe! So many callers over the years have talked about putting things up their ass they should not.

An entire foot would be the ultimate dream of some of them for sure. Foot fetish is very common, and there’s a lot of men into anal toys and anal stimulation, so the idea of crossing both popular fetishes is not something no one would think of. Most wouldn’t be able to stretch their asses quite that much, though some have used larger toys, a whole foot is another story entirely. When ones with a foot fetish ask me about my feet, they love when I say I wear a size ten. I can’t even imagine putting that you know where, yet some would undoubtedly love it.

The thought of a pedicure after a foot’s been up there is a very gross one! Of all the fetishes to cross, an anal one and a foot one seem like a bad combo for sure. Do you have the desire for a lady to stick her foot up where the don’t shine on you? Have you ever paid a hooker to do something like that to you and you just want to tell someone about it? We have many operators standing by ready to hear your gross confessions at any hour of the day or night. We know horniness has no time clock.

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Cum Covered Whore

What is it about men that like to cover their women in their own cum? They seem to enjoy making a woman a their territory. Not all women feel degraded by this, many enjoy it. I recall one caller that said he’d paid hookers to let him cum on their face and he’d just sit and talk with them after he’d cum and they had his jizz splattered all over their face and just leave it there. He liked that they carried on as normal with their faces all marked up with it.

One nut that used to call and said they regularly went to adult movie theaters and gave random guys blow jobs there would proudly walk out of the theater with their face covered in cum with no attempt to wipe it off. They wanted others to see it. Cum is powerful stuff to many men. They think women should downright worship it and swallow it down. It’s funny when some call with the desire to swallow their own, but the desire recedes right after they cum and they chicken out and can’t bring themselves to do it, yet any woman should be honored to have a mouthful of their cock snot.

One caller loves the idea of covering his grown niece in his cum and all over her clothes as well. This woman is in her forties, and yet he likes to think of her wearing a pretty dress and squirting his cum all over it and then another load on her face and in her hair. He’s had this fantasy for decades about her. Men of all ages like the idea, he’s in his sixties and talks about how he’d like to cover most women he knows in his jizz. It’s funny to hear them go on about it like all women should want it.

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