Touch Me There, Nurse

One topic that frequently comes up on calls is sexy nurses and medical examinations. Most people do not enjoy going to the doctor, but to these men, going to the doctor, in their fantasies in any case, means having an orgasm from a sexy nurse or lady doctor. Those penis measurings and sperm collections can be quite arousing for many men. Of course these things don’t really go on in doctors offices, but they love to imagine they do. So many nurses in fantasies are giving titty fucks, blow jobs, whatever it takes to extract that sperm sample before it need to go to the lab.

The nurses in their fantasies must look a lot better than the ones in reality, since most I’ve seen at doctors offices have certainly not been any fodder for fantasy. They must be dreaming of porn scenarios where the nurse is basically there to service their sexual needs in a medical setting, and getting samples and making sure they are still having satisfactory erections and ejaculations. It’s amusing how they can turn a very non sexual scene into one that will have them cum in mere minutes.

One caller said his fantasy involved him going in for weekly sperm extractions by the nurse and or lady doctor. Each time there was a different method. One time a blow job, the next a hand job, it rotated as to what his fantasy was at that particular time. They seem to think their sperm is in high demand to be tested, when in reality, most are likely DNA nightmares that shouldn’t even consider breeding and passing those genes down to someone else. Especially the small penis ones. Don’t pass that down! So do naughty nurses get your balls swelling up with cum like nothing else? Then give us a call and we can be sure to “extract that sperm!”

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No One’s Sexier than Mommy

It seems to many guys, you just can’t get any sexier than mommy. She was the first woman they ever loved, and no one will ever hold a candle to mommy. Some get triggered by the word itself and want to hear it said over and over again. So many have stolen their panties, masturbated with them in secret and then put them back. How many women wouldn’t notice cum covered crotches in their underwear? They are likely making it up. Or they said they just put them back in the dirty laundry, which is more easily believed and plausible.

They want mommy’s cunt, and ass and mouth, at their disposal. They picture fucking mommy when fucking other women. Yet they can’t tell their wives about their mommy fantasies, since they wouldn’t understand. You’re right. We wouldn’t. We don’t want to hear about your odd fantasies. So they keep it to themselves or watch porn about it. The fantasy is common yes, but that doesn’t mean women want to hear about their husband’s actual desires for their mommy. Especially if they might not get along with their mother in law. Things will never be the same between you if you share this fact. So don’t.

Some are jerking off using their mom’s pictures even though she might have been dead for decades. The pictures are usually when the mother was young and still desirable, and she is the perfect woman to some of them that all other women will be held up to for comparison. Mommy will always be the first place winner to them, no one will be as beloved to them or as desired. So what woman wants to compete with that? None. Maybe mommy saw you stroking your cock and the impression that left is indelible. You want to slide it into mommy, don’t you, you little pervert.

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Pantyhose for Men

There seem to be more callers that are into wearing pantyhose these days for some reason. With it increasing in men and decreasing in women, there soon may be more men wearing pantyhose than women. Often men that are into wearing pantyhose started by being turned on by women that wore them, and they admired them so much, and enjoyed the feel of them so much, they started to think, hmm, maybe I would enjoy wearing them, too! So they did. Some are wearing them under their pants when they go to work, and no one’s the wiser, others only seem to wear them during their masturbation sessions.

Some cum in them, others pull their dick out. One man horrified me once when he admitted going to a hotel, wearing pantyhose, and shitting in them. The poor maid to find that in the garbage! There’s all kinds of kinks guys can have when it comes to various fabrics. I’ve got some into satin, others into leather, others into fur coats, so nylons and pantyhose seem pretty tame in comparison. The way it feels on their skin drives some wild, it’s thin, not like a normal fabric, it’s sheer, and some love to see cum droplets sink into them.

Some tear holes in the crotch to masturbate with them that way. You can get pantyhose at the dollar store, so it’s not like some expensive investment if you are using them for one time use and tearing them to masturbate with them. If that’s what turns them on, I’d say a dollar per use isn’t too high of a price for a masturbation session when some pay much more on cam sites or on disposable sex toys. The pair of pantyhose they are wearing can drive them over the edge of ecstasy, so why not, they aren’t hurting anyone or spending a lot in doing so.

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Alone for Christmas

There are many people alone for the holidays, some of them are our callers. Either they never were married and never had kids, and their parents are passed away, or they might be divorced and their kids live far away, there’s all kinds that fit into both categories. I can’t speak for other operators, but a few of my good callers that I know are alone, I usually give them a call to let them know someone is thinking about them. It’s not a sex call, nor a call to drum up business, it’s just a human call. Like you’d check on a neighbor you know is alone and talk to them for a few minutes. I think that kind of contact is much appreciated. I’ve even mailed cards to a few over the years I knew no one else would be sending them any.

For some, the holidays are just like any other day, and they don’t really care if they are alone. For others, there were once happy times. They might be widowed now, and not have anyone, some have even cried on the phone that they don’t know who to turn to, it can be a sad situation. Not everyone has someone. Not all operators have someone either, they can in some cases be just as lonely and desperate for a connection as the callers, and I do not mean in a sexual sense whatsoever.

Some have parents that have passed away, or husbands that have left them, kids that are grown and gone, there’s all different kinds of alone that callers and operators can be experiencing. Some will just find it easier to go away for the holidays rather than be home alone, but not everyone has the money to do that. Some may not even have a pet to hug in their hour of need. Christmas can be a very sad and lonely time for many. Operators do hear from their share of men alone with no one else. If you are alone, there is someone on the other end of the phone to talk to, even if sex doesn’t enter the conversation. Merry Christmas.

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Thanksgiving Handjob

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, I look forward to a tradition that is a secret. It’s only between me and my boyfriend. Last year we went to his mom’s house for the holiday, this year we are going to mine. I know it’s naughty, but when we are all having dinner, and there’s usually at least fifteen at the large table, I reach underneath and give him a handjob under the table cloth. Ones are usually so busy talking to each other and filling their faces and heaping more food on their already overloaded plates, they aren’t really staring at where my right hand is. It’s in his lap stroking him off.

The first time I did it, the frozen look on his face was priceless. He managed to sit silently and without expression as I slipped my hand into his pants and rubbed him off using the pad of my thumb on his cock head. I moved so gently, not jerking my hand or arm, yet he came. I felt it in my hand. I got up from the table to wash my hands after and he soon got up to go to the bathroom to clean up. It was funny and he had no words for what just happened to him in a room full of people.

He’s more of a shy type, so I can sort of do what I want with him. I enjoyed it and no one was the wiser to our actions. I plan on doing it again this year. I haven’t told him that, and it will be even more people expected at the event this year. It will be a wonder if we get away with it. I’m looking forward to trying in any case. Holidays can be fun, I just have my own different way of making them fun!

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