One thing some callers ask for is sounds. Not just moans and groans, but odd sounds. When you are a newbie, you are much more willing to appease their odd demands and requests. The longer you’ve been an operator, the less apt you are to indulge such foolishness. Some want blow jobs sounds, which sounds a simple enough request, but after sucking on pens for twenty minutes, your mouth is plenty sore and fatigued. So I simply no longer will do it. If they ask for such things, I simply tell them I do not offer sound effects.
Some want sneezing sounds, also not happening. One man years ago wanted a whole variety of barnyard sounds. He wasn’t into animals, he just wanted to see what he could get you to do on the phone. Bark like a dog, bray like a donkey, baa like a sheep, whiney like a horse. I am dead serious. Some want you to yell, I tell them I will not strain my voice for anyone. Others will say their neighbors would be able to hear or there’s others in the house. Some want spanking, I’ve clapped my hands hundreds of times to simulate the smacks.
If the human body can do it, rest assured someone has asked for it. Burping, farting, gargling. It’s beyond crazy what some callers will ask for. That’s not even getting into ones that ask to hear you go pee or pooh! Many feel they are paying to be entertained, which they are, verbally by talking, not as in thinking we are some kind of live sound effects machine. There’s seemingly no end to the lunacy you can experience in this job. The requests you will have tossed at you. They sometimes will get downright angry if refused, like they have a right to demand you to make whatever sounds they are in the mood to hear. We aren’t machines, please do not treat us as such.
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