Sounds of Weirdness

One thing some callers ask for is sounds. Not just moans and groans, but odd sounds. When you are a newbie, you are much more willing to appease their odd demands and requests. The longer you’ve been an operator, the less apt you are to indulge such foolishness. Some want blow jobs sounds, which sounds a simple enough request, but after sucking on pens for twenty minutes, your mouth is plenty sore and fatigued. So I simply no longer will do it. If they ask for such things, I simply tell them I do not offer sound effects.

Some want sneezing sounds, also not happening. One man years ago wanted a whole variety of barnyard sounds. He wasn’t into animals, he just wanted to see what he could get you to do on the phone. Bark like a dog, bray like a donkey, baa like a sheep, whiney like a horse. I am dead serious. Some want you to yell, I tell them I will not strain my voice for anyone. Others will say their neighbors would be able to hear or there’s others in the house. Some want spanking, I’ve clapped my hands hundreds of times to simulate the smacks.

If the human body can do it, rest assured someone has asked for it. Burping, farting, gargling. It’s beyond crazy what some callers will ask for. That’s not even getting into ones that ask to hear you go pee or pooh! Many feel they are paying to be entertained, which they are, verbally by talking, not as in thinking we are some kind of live sound effects machine. There’s seemingly no end to the lunacy you can experience in this job. The requests you will have tossed at you. They sometimes will get downright angry if refused, like they have a right to demand you to make whatever sounds they are in the mood to hear. We aren’t machines, please do not treat us as such.

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Office Hanky Panky

One of the more popular roleplays I get requests for is boss and employee. It’s ridiculous how common this one is. There’s so many men out there that want to bang someone at work, yet with harassment issues what they are these days, many dare not entertain such thoughts for real. So they ask to pretend they are getting to bang the woman at work they are actually fantasizing about. The old threat of “If you don’t, I’ll fire you,” is a common scene. Times are tough, they need to let go the least valuable employees, and of course the woman they are fantasizing about begs, pleads, will do anything to avoid being let go. She needs the money, desperately, and will do anything to earn it.

One caller used to not ask to fuck me in his fantasy, but he’d ask his employee to masturbate in front of him. Locked in his office, after work, on his sofa, legs spread, skirt pulled up and reluctantly stroking her pussy for her boss’s entertainment. If she wouldn’t agree to do this for him, of course she was going to have to be let go. He’d masturbate watching her, but he never approached her. He just wanted to watch. His calls were kind of fun actually.

Then there’s the office sluts who are more than happy to fuck the boss, his buddies, anyone, to climb that corporate ladder. She’s the one willing to do anything the other ladies won’t to get ahead and not have to work so hard on it. There are plenty of those types out there who figure it’s well worth it to get a raise and or some perks for a little hanky panky over the desk. A small thing to have to provide. Office scenes are always popular, no matter which way they go, it seems.

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Touch Me There, Nurse

One topic that frequently comes up on calls is sexy nurses and medical examinations. Most people do not enjoy going to the doctor, but to these men, going to the doctor, in their fantasies in any case, means having an orgasm from a sexy nurse or lady doctor. Those penis measurings and sperm collections can be quite arousing for many men. Of course these things don’t really go on in doctors offices, but they love to imagine they do. So many nurses in fantasies are giving titty fucks, blow jobs, whatever it takes to extract that sperm sample before it need to go to the lab.

The nurses in their fantasies must look a lot better than the ones in reality, since most I’ve seen at doctors offices have certainly not been any fodder for fantasy. They must be dreaming of porn scenarios where the nurse is basically there to service their sexual needs in a medical setting, and getting samples and making sure they are still having satisfactory erections and ejaculations. It’s amusing how they can turn a very non sexual scene into one that will have them cum in mere minutes.

One caller said his fantasy involved him going in for weekly sperm extractions by the nurse and or lady doctor. Each time there was a different method. One time a blow job, the next a hand job, it rotated as to what his fantasy was at that particular time. They seem to think their sperm is in high demand to be tested, when in reality, most are likely DNA nightmares that shouldn’t even consider breeding and passing those genes down to someone else. Especially the small penis ones. Don’t pass that down! So do naughty nurses get your balls swelling up with cum like nothing else? Then give us a call and we can be sure to “extract that sperm!”

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No One’s Sexier than Mommy

It seems to many guys, you just can’t get any sexier than mommy. She was the first woman they ever loved, and no one will ever hold a candle to mommy. Some get triggered by the word itself and want to hear it said over and over again. So many have stolen their panties, masturbated with them in secret and then put them back. How many women wouldn’t notice cum covered crotches in their underwear? They are likely making it up. Or they said they just put them back in the dirty laundry, which is more easily believed and plausible.

They want mommy’s cunt, and ass and mouth, at their disposal. They picture fucking mommy when fucking other women. Yet they can’t tell their wives about their mommy fantasies, since they wouldn’t understand. You’re right. We wouldn’t. We don’t want to hear about your odd fantasies. So they keep it to themselves or watch porn about it. The fantasy is common yes, but that doesn’t mean women want to hear about their husband’s actual desires for their mommy. Especially if they might not get along with their mother in law. Things will never be the same between you if you share this fact. So don’t.

Some are jerking off using their mom’s pictures even though she might have been dead for decades. The pictures are usually when the mother was young and still desirable, and she is the perfect woman to some of them that all other women will be held up to for comparison. Mommy will always be the first place winner to them, no one will be as beloved to them or as desired. So what woman wants to compete with that? None. Maybe mommy saw you stroking your cock and the impression that left is indelible. You want to slide it into mommy, don’t you, you little pervert.

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Pantyhose for Men

There seem to be more callers that are into wearing pantyhose these days for some reason. With it increasing in men and decreasing in women, there soon may be more men wearing pantyhose than women. Often men that are into wearing pantyhose started by being turned on by women that wore them, and they admired them so much, and enjoyed the feel of them so much, they started to think, hmm, maybe I would enjoy wearing them, too! So they did. Some are wearing them under their pants when they go to work, and no one’s the wiser, others only seem to wear them during their masturbation sessions.

Some cum in them, others pull their dick out. One man horrified me once when he admitted going to a hotel, wearing pantyhose, and shitting in them. The poor maid to find that in the garbage! There’s all kinds of kinks guys can have when it comes to various fabrics. I’ve got some into satin, others into leather, others into fur coats, so nylons and pantyhose seem pretty tame in comparison. The way it feels on their skin drives some wild, it’s thin, not like a normal fabric, it’s sheer, and some love to see cum droplets sink into them.

Some tear holes in the crotch to masturbate with them that way. You can get pantyhose at the dollar store, so it’s not like some expensive investment if you are using them for one time use and tearing them to masturbate with them. If that’s what turns them on, I’d say a dollar per use isn’t too high of a price for a masturbation session when some pay much more on cam sites or on disposable sex toys. The pair of pantyhose they are wearing can drive them over the edge of ecstasy, so why not, they aren’t hurting anyone or spending a lot in doing so.

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