Fun With Food

Posted on February 19, 2012 by Sharon

Sitophilia is a food fetish. Ones that love to either be covered in messy foods, or love to see others covered in them, or ones that actually love to fuck food itself. 

There are plenty of guys fucking everything from melons with holes in them to pieces of meat. Fruit fuckers don’t mind if that produce is a bit over ripe, after all, they won’t be eating it, and over ripe means a bit softer and more pussy like as well.

I have a caller that loves to talk about tossing pies at me as I’m dressed in formal clothes. He is jerking off picturing me in a white dress getting cherry pies and cream pies hurled at me, making me a gooey mess.

A cam girl I chat with has all sorts of crazy videos she’s told me about she sells with herself doing everything from pouring oatmeal over her head to sitting in a child’s inflatable little pool dumping custard and pudding all over herself to squishing a pie in her panties to pouring milk all over herself. There are guys out there who love to see girls covered in messy, gooey foods.

Girls get in on the act as well, using everything from carrots, to bananas to cucumbers to hotdogs in their pussies as dildos.

The scene from 9 1/2 Weeks in front of the fridge with the food is a fun one, that shows food being used in a sexual, yet playful way. The entire fetish is fairly playful and harmless. Imagine fucking a melon, silly boys…

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Shave It Off, Shave It All Off

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Sharon

Many men, and women, consider a shaved pussy a real sexual pleasure. All smooth, no gross hair in the way of pure pleasure. I am a real fan of everyone being shaved. I am totally bald down there myself.

I think guys should go the same route too. I don’t get the whole equating shaved with wanting underage scene at all. That’s insane. I think it’s more sanitary, looks better, holds less odors, it’s just the best way to go as far I am concerned.

I talk to many guys, and most prefer shaved. You do get some holdouts that prefer hair though. One man that called and asked if I was shaved or hairy, I was honest and said shaved. He said he didn’t want to talk to anyone that wasn’t natural. That’s the way God intended he said. Well if ones want to be members of the ungroomed masses, well, they can have it. I will go for the groomed look, thank you very much.

Oral sex in particular can be much more pleasurable without worrying about getting mouthfuls of hair. I’m not here to pick hairs out of my teeth! The whole artful hair styling of stripes and landing strips I’m afraid I don’t get either. Just get rid of it all, much easier.

I have given countless people tips on how to avoid skin irritations as they get themselves smooth as well. Many with sensitive skin can really suffer with red bumps and itching. Most seem to go the safety razor route with shaving foam or soap. This is not the answer. The answer is to shave dry, covered with liberal amounts of cornstarch baby powder using an electric razor. No bumps this way. I couldn’t bear the pain of waxing down there, so this is the option that works well for me. I started with the safety razor and wet shaving, and had such bad bumps and itching, I couldn’t stand it. So go bare my friends, and give your partner the sexual pleasure they will love. Smooth, bare flesh begging to be kissed and licked and sucked upon….Yum.

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Upskirting

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Sharon

A sexual pleasure to many is a take on voyeurism. Upskirting. For decades, at dances boys have taped mirrors to the tops of their shoes at times trying to get a look up the skirts of unsuspecting girls.

Nowadays, so many girls are easy, there’s not much work needed for the upskirt enthusiasts. How many pics are there of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan etc. Getting out of cars in shorts skirts or dresses without panties exactly? A LOT. They are just exhibitionists. Do you really think they aren’t aware of just what they are showing? Come on!

Guys love to use escalators in stores especially. Getting behind girls in short skirts to have a peek at what’s underneath. Windy days are also a haven for the upskirting fans. What better than a strong wind to blow up a girls skirt and give a guy a good look at what is under there?

Girls may make it look like an accident if  they are exposing themselves like this, but many times they absolutely know what they are doing. Guys will always try and look, they drill holes in ladies change rooms, all sorts of things to try and see what they shouldn’t. The invention of camera phones took upskirting to a whole new level. Entire websites of candid up the skirt shots appeared overnight almost to give fans of this a look at all the naughty shots their fellow fans and comrades were shooting as well. Pretty harmless I guess. So ladies, beware.

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Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

Posted on January 29, 2012 by Sharon

A sexual pleasure for many men would be a threesome with twins. Identical ones. You should see the pics, mostly fake ones, online of the Olson Twins. Men have interesting fantasies indeed. They wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t a demand for them in the first place. There is a great deal of sexual interest in fucking a set of twins.

Some guys adore the thoughts of sensual twins loving each other in a lesbian way. Many twins love each other in a way no one can understand but another set of twins, I can’t imagine what it would be like to be involved in such a scenario.

One of the guys I chat with is a male twin, and he said he and his brother, also identical twins, were in threesomes with a woman, but there was no interaction between him and his twin, they were were both just focused on pleasing the woman, but I found this an interesting conversation to be sure.

So apparently it’s not just female twins involved in the threesome scene. There have been several twins over the years that had Playboy spreads. The Barbi twins are about the most famous set of racy twins.

Twins have always held a special fascination for men, and there’s no sign of that ending anytime soon. As I mentioned in an earlier post, I myself have had fantasies of a threesome with male twins, the idea has a definite appeal. Two handsome men, looking back from one to the other, not knowing which is which, that they are only there to please you. There is something there for sure…..

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Foot Job

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Sharon

A pleasure many men get is a foot job. They love feet and all the pleasure that they can bring. The painted toenails, the sexy stockings, they just LOVE feet! Some men prefer a foot job to a hand job even.

They love to worship the pretty feet and have their cocks stroked and their balls squished and played with. I can’t even tell you the number of guys that want to cum on the tops of my pretty feet after me describing a sensual foot job to them.

I have excellent control of my foot muscles, especially my right foot, guess I’m “right footed” as well as handed. They love to hear how I can pick up objects with my toes and open doorknobs with my feet, they know that would translate into a very well crafted foot job for themselves and give them great pleasure. I can’t help but tell the ones into it how they would love my limber toes going all over their cocks and making them cum for me.

The ones into stockings of course adore not only the look of the stockings, but the tactile sensation they have on the skin of their cocks. The nylon is very arousing for many of them and they can’t get enough of the feeling on their cocks.

I love to tease them and make them happy with my sexy feet. Red painted toenails with tiny droplets of cum all over them and soaked into the stockings. Drives them wild every time.

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