Will You Fart On Me?

A more niche fetish that once in a while callers will wish to discuss is farting fetish. Most people would get turned off by such a thing, but for ones into it, it really turns them on a lot. Yesterday a young caller that had such a sweet and sexy voice surprised me when he then turned the conversation around to this. First he asked I’d sit on his face, sure, that’s not uncommon for a guy to love to lick a pussy in that position, then we went to, “and fart on me.” Oh dear, wasn’t expecting that, but that’s what got him going.

It’s difficult for things not to take a comical turn at that point, so I then asked f his date should have had things like beans and cabbage and he loved that idea. I asked what it was about the act of being farted on he loved, and he said the sound drove him crazy, wasn’t the smell a little bad. I asked. Yes, but the sound was worth it. It really does take all kinds. Who knew the sound of farting, something which most of us would try to avoid at all costs unless alone, would be erotic music to his ears.

I cannot imagine being with such a partner, I’d be beyond mortified if gas was passed during an intimate moment, but to have them not only not mind but want you to do it, it’s hard to wrap ones mind around it and then be able to let go and let it fly. Maybe he should try picking someone up at a Mexican restaurant, he might find just what he’s looking for.

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My, What A Sexy Girdle You Have

One fetish that always makes me laugh is men with a girdle fetish, I’ve never talked to one younger guy that had this, it only seems to be men over sixty that have this fixation, maybe since women today just do not wear these types of foundation garments frequently, and these older men would have caught glimpses of their mothers and grandmothers wearing them in the years of their sexual awakening. They do not look very comfortable to me, I can recall trying on one of my grandmothers girdles when I was around thirteen, and was out of that awful thing in about two minutes.

One caller used to be very much into his ex wife wearing them, apparently he never had sex with her without her wearing one, wouldn’t skin against skin, everyone totally nude be the best way to have sex? Some guys are so into lingerie on their women, they prefer it to nude. One caller said he didn’t like sleeping with a nude woman, he wanted her to have panties on! Ya, I can see some guy saying that to me and having me sleep with panties on when I sleep nude, nope! Be lucky you have a nude woman to sleep with, you ungrateful bastard, would be my take on it.

Some are very much into the fabric they are made from, the satin, the garters hanging down, all sorts of things get men going. They certainly are not comfortable for the ladies to wear though, and are not even sexy or pretty like a merry widow or corset. People do have their different kinks though, and some like girdles.

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Fucking In The Forest

 

My boyfriend loves to take me from behind, I can’t say I don’t love it as well. Feeling that hard, throbbing dick plunge in and out of my pussy, mmm, it’s fantastic. I like to either rub my clit or hold my vibe on my pussy to maximize my pleasure. Sometimes I also hold the vibe on his balls, and he loves that very much as well. It’s a more primal, animalistic position, yet one that allows for deep penetration and satisfaction. You can get a bit rough in that position as well and really give that pussy a good pounding.

Last weekend we had wonderful, spontaneous sex in that position when we were out hiking and walking in the woods. I hadn’t planned on any sex in the sticks, but we had total privacy and he got a bit horny and we stopped and he had me pull down my jeans and bend over a fallen log of all things. Hey, whatever works, right? It actually wasn’t that bad there, fucking in the forest. No one around, could be loud and no one to hear us as we fucked.

His cock gliding in and out of my pussy, grabbing at my tits and me bent over and him just pounding the hell out of my pussy. I’d never had sex in the forest before, but it was kind of fun. He pulled out of me when he was about to cum, since he knew I wouldn’t appreciate having a pussy full of it and it filling my panties as we had our fairly decent length walk back, I was plenty juicy enough with my own wetness! It was a fun afternoon and next time I will come prepared!

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Masturbating With Panties

The soft, sensuous feel of women’s panties on their cocks makes them a natural thing to masturbate with. So many panties are stolen and used for this purpose. Everywhere from laundries, to communal laundry rooms in apartment buildings, visiting with friends or family and taking them, it’s rampant. They love to caress their cock with that piece of fabric that has rubbed against a woman’s sex, if dirty, that may still be damp with some of her juices and smell like it, lifting it to their nose to get the scent of her pussy, it’s very arousing to most men.

The smell of a cunt alone can make many a man hard and throbbing, wanting to feel a real pussy wrapped around their cock, but alas, the panties that have touched the pussy will have to do. At least it’s been next to the object of their desire. Others are into the feel of the panties alone, the fabric, satin or silk especially and they can be brand new and not even have actually touched a pussy or been worn, it’s the garment itself that attracts them.

Cumming on the crotch of the panties is a turn on for many, and ones have said they have even put back a pair of cummed on panties back in the woman’s drawer. Now how you could miss a pair of cummed on and wet panties, or dried cum on your clean panties, I do not know, but many have done this when they took panties in someone’s home, masturbated on them and quickly put them back. So if you have any missing panties, think back to who had access to them, you just might be surprised what happened to them.

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Let’s Make It A Quickie

Lots of times horniness can come upon you very quickly, totally out of the blue. One minute sex is the last thing on your mind, five minutes later your cock is throbbing and you want release. What is the answer to such a situation? A quickie, of course! If you have a willing partner, they may well give you permission to hop on board and go for it. There can also be times when it’s not necessarily last minute horniness, but there’s risk involved, the roommate stepped out to pick up the pizza and will only be gone a few minutes, or the parents are due back any moment. Seize the moment and go for it!

The excitement of tearing the clothes off, or if really pressed for time, you don’t even bother undressing entirely, just unzip, pull the skirt up, crotch of the panties pulled aside, that’s really getting to the action fast. If the people that might be back any moment arrive too soon, you can always just adjust your still on clothes when the key is in the lock and they walk in on you. Better that than in the buff!

It can be exciting, going from nothing to full on sex in literally seconds. A quickie once in a while is a fun thing, but if it becomes the norm, then they just never have the proper amount of time for you and that’s a turn off. Like everything else, moderation is the key. Many are into the possibility of getting caught, so the quickie is the perfect answer for that.

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