Lovers In The Bath

One thing I’ve always enjoyed is masturbating and having sex in the water, it is a very sexy and sensual experience for both people. The warmth of the water, the contact of the bubbles on your skin, it’s all very stimulating and can produce a heightened experience for al involved. My lover loves to watch me pleasure myself in the tub or shower, he likes to watch the water run over my pussy until I scream in ecstasy, it really gets him going, once he’s watched me cum that way, he loves to fuck me and make the water slosh all over.

We recently went away for the weekend to a couples resort that had the red, heart shaped tubs and it was a bit cheesy, but it really was lovely and romantic. The mountain views were wonderful, and the food was great, and there was all kinds of things that seemed funny when you read about them, like vibrating beds and the tubs and all, but it really was all designed to be for your pleasure as a couple and they know what they are doing, we had some fantastic sex.

I have an old fashioned claw foot tub that’s fairly deep and the two of us love to soak in it and suds each other up and he loves to wash my hair, which can be a very romantic thing for a man to do, my long hair that he washes so gently for me and then he loves to brush it and dry it and have it hang loose as we make love and I ride his cock. I love to pleasure him and enjoy him doing the same to me. This Valentine’s Day, I plan for us to have a nice bubble bath together before we get dirty again afterwards.

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Shaving Can Lead To Fun Things

I have kept my pussy shaved bald for over twenty years, and most men love it, it makes going down on you so much better most agree. A couple of men have asked over the years if they could be the ones to shave me and I have agreed if I trusted them not to nick my lady parts, it is after all a very sensitive area you do not want any nicks on. I usually shave every couple of days to keep things nice and smooth, and my current boyfriend likes to make a whole ritual out of it.

After I get out of the shower, he has a towel laid out on the bed and he likes me to lay on top and then he foams up the pussy and shaves me, wipes me off clean with water and then of course, the main event, him kissing that now smooth as a baby’s bottom pussy and then going down on me until I cum and cum and cum. He’s very good at that as well as shaving, so it’s always a treat to not have to groom myself and let someone else do it and then have him go down on me.

I asked him once if he’d shaved others as well and he laughed and said he’d been an amateur pubic hair barber since his college days. He found it very erotic and intimate and a wonderful way to instill a woman’s trust in him. After he finishes shaving me, I just lay back and feel his wonderful hands and tongue go to town on my wet and smooth cunt. Tongue flickering all over me, me bucking my hips up to basically fuck his face and cum all over it, it is heaven and I always cum so much. So gentlemen, think your lady would let you near her with a razor? Only one way to find out, ask and have at it.

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The Joys Of Non Penetrative Sex

There’s a caller that enjoys to tease his ladies and make them practically beg for full on intercourse. He wanted to keep one woman waiting for the better part of a year before actually fucking her, I’m surprised most women would wait that long, but he seemed to enjoy it. Non penetrative sex was something he would get into, he’d tell me all these details about how he’d sensually drag his hard cock up and down her wet slit driving her crazy and she’d be so wet wanting him to slid it inside of her.

Some are just more into the foreplay aspect of sex than sex itself, so they do things like this or concentrate on oral and intercourse is the rarity for them, they like all the side dishes much more than the entree. Hand jobs, titty fucks, foot jobs, all of these things are sex in a way, but certainly not intercourse or for some as emotionally satisfying, sometimes you just want that penetration and intimacy than non penetrative sex act can accomplish.

To some it will always only be foreplay and not something you tease your partner with for nearly a year before letting them have it. Waiting a while can heat things up for sure, hopping into bed on the first date is usually not going to lead to a long term relationship, but pushing some waiting time longer than your partner is willing is just going to drive them away. Some feel a couple of dates is long enough, others a few months, but for some the no cock in pussy rule can lead to many variations of the non penetrative sex.

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Fruits & Veggies Are Good For You In More Ways Than One


Have you been getting bored with just your hand to masturbate with? Are you too cheap to buy a Fleshlight or afraid your roommate, wife, or family would find it? Well a very low cost and disposable solution for you is already waiting in your kitchen for you to try. Most of us have a banana, a melon, or something similar laying around that can be used for another purpose than eating. They are nature’s sex toys.

Hollowing out part of a melon or cutting off the tip of a banana and squeezing out the fruit are very fast and easy ways for you to pleasure yourself and once finished, just throw the fruit away, or if you’re a bit kinky, you could eat it. The banana comes out before, so that’s not covered in cum, but making a hole in a melon and sliding in your dick and pumping it, that can make for some cheap and slippery masturbation fun!

Lots of guys are pussy whipped by their wives and don’t have the balls to buy an actual sex toy, they are afraid the ice queen wouldn’t approve or ridicule them, so using a fruit or vegetable is a safe option, no sex toy to hide, just some fruit to toss out after. Just wash it well first, pesticides can wreak havoc on your tender bits, so make sure it’s been well cleaned beforehand and pump away to your hearts content. Just wash the juice off your dick after and clean up is a snap, with your load easily disposed of in an empty banana peel or small melon. You don’t always need expensive sex toys to give you some masturbation variety, just a little creativity and determination!

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Cheating Can Be Exciting

Let’s face it, a lot of people cheat in their relationships, some have a different idea of what cheating really means. Some seriously think phone sex is cheating on their partner, others do not thinking it’s cheating until there is cock in the woman’s orifice, there’s a lot of grey area that some think is cheating and others do not and why do they do it. It can be a rush to be “getting away with something” behind your partners back, it’s your naughty secret that makes you feel all excited inside that they do not know about.

It can add a whole new level of passion into your life to be fucking someone behind your partners back. Many times the woman has closed up shop sexually, so you seriously cannot blame a guy for getting some fun when he will not be getting any from his own wife, yet for many reasons he will not leave her, no matter what. So many men are born masochists and will not do anything to get out of their situation, it’s sad really.

One thing I often encourage callers to do is find pleasure where you can find it. Life is sadly short, and why deprive yourselves of what little pleasure there is in life. On your deathbed you will not think back and be glad you lived without sex for the last forty years of your life and how strong your willpower was, you will be regretting wasting all those years for nothing, when you could have taken some chances and been happier and done things to bring you joy. Don’t let anyone take away what little joy there is in life, take every opportunity that comes your way and enjoy it. Let the ice princess wives go fuck themselves, not that they’d have any desire to fuck themselves or have anyone else fuck them!

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