Sister, Brother, Sister

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One of my regular callers loves to fantasize about his sisters, when they were kids. He likes to think of the two of them and him all being naughty together in his parents bed. Exploring each others bodies in a naughty, juvenile threesome. It’s one of his favorite fantasies to indulge in. He loves the idea of watching them go down on each other in front of him while he jerks off and enjoys their young tongues exploring each others hairless pussies as he gets more and more excited.

Then they take turns fucking him with their virgin pussies, so tight and juicy for him to explore, with his mouth and then his cock. He talks about their lithe gymnast and dancer bodies from the lessons they take and are in such good, firm shape from. How flexible they are, how smooth and youthful and sexy. He likes them getting warmed up before he even touches them, them pulling on each others nipples with their teeth and fingers, rubbing each others pussies and getting all gooey in their youthful excitement.

Fucking and cumming in his sisters is a very hot fantasy for him, not just for himself, but watching them together. He does have other fantasies about young girls, the Girl Scouts that come to his door selling cookies, well he’d love to invite a couple in and show them all the naughty things they have yet to be taught in life. Youth certainly does have its appeal to many people, and the naughty things they think of doing with the said youth does enhance their masturbation experiences.

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The Love Lesson

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One of my good callers has a mommy daughter fantasy, which I usually dislike enough that I don’t even go there, but in this one he doesn’t have mommy and daughter doing anything with each other, it’s mommy arranging the daughter’s first time and being there during it to instruct her just what to do so she learns, there’s no direct contact between them.

Mommy asks a good friend of hers that’s patient, her age, understanding and trustworthy to be her daughter’s first so she will be shown how nice and good it can be, not with some inexperienced fumbler her own age that doesn’t know what he’s doing and that will blow his load in 5 seconds. She wants her daughter to have a very good experience and be there to guide her through it, sitting off in a chair beside the bed telling her what to do, how to properly give a blow job, how to relax and be patient and not rush and she’s also impressed by the size of the cock her friend has that she’s never seen before.

I don’t think in reality many of us would want our mom’s off to the side showing us the ropes like this with one of their friends as our sexual instructor, but hey, people have their little fantasies and I guess as far as the mommy daughter fantasies I’ve heard before, this is pretty tame. Daughter turns out to be a good student and the friend very patient and mom pleased with the love lesson that she just arranged.

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Pillow Humping

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A pleasure for many naughty masturbators is pillow humping. One of the first things people try and masturbate with. I seemed to have skipped this stage and never did it, I went right to fingers. The thought of putting something between my legs my face is meant to rest on, I’m too fussy for that, too worried, it’s just gross! At least have a “dedicated” pillow if this is your sex toy of choice, and wash it every time, but I think we all know most wouldn’t bother.

It’s a more interactive way of masturbating, hands free. But seems a lot of work, a lot of full body motion required here, way too much work for me! I’d rather just lay there and let one hand do the work! Even animals hump things, I’ve never had a dog, but have heard of many dogs that humped everything from pillows, to stuffed animals to blankets, humpers have lots of company. Germs aside, it’s harmless, not expensive, unless you’re defiling expensive goose feather pillows, you could get a cheap foam pillow at Walmart and be good to go.

Grinding, humping, clothed, unclothed, all kinds of possibilities here. Many people like to hump other people, let alone inanimate objects. Every home would likely have a pillow in it, and when one is too young to be able to buy traditional sex toys, you use what objects are at hand, and even thought fingers are more at hand than anything, some like to grind I guess and a pillow will do nicely.

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Hot Sounds In The Bedroom

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What could be hotter than listening to the sex sounds of your lover, whether in person right in your ear as you’re fucking for real, or on the phone during phone sex. Sex sounds can be different things to different people. When I mentioned to a guy I was chatting with how sometimes there can even be very little talking during some kinds of phone sex, he assumed that meant I loved dick rubbing noises! I laughed and said no, that’s the last kinds of sounds I wish to hear and here he was going on about wet, squelching cock sounds, oh yuck, no!

Many guys do ask for the phone to be held down to hear wet pussy sounds, also something I find quite gross, yet some love it, I guess it brings about a realism that real sex would for some. Some of us love the breathing and moaning sounds that can drive you wild and imagining their breath on your neck, almost being able to feel it on you as they exhale and it seems so realistic, even if only over the phone.

I’ve often wondered how sex must differ for deaf people. Obviously the physical sensations would be the same, but all the audio stimulation, from squeaking bed springs to moans and groans, they simply wouldn’t have that or know what it sounds like, and that’s missing out on so much pleasure. Perhaps the average person isn’t as auditory as I am, so it wouldn’t be so much of a loss, I honestly don’t know. It’s just so hot though when they sound right, it’s hard to imagine everyone wouldn’t find as much pleasure in that, yet some are just so visual and turned on by porn. To each their own I guess. Many do love and appreciate it though.

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Be Romantic For The One You Love

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One of the greatest pleasures is sex, especially between you and someone you love. If you don’t have anyone, or sadly sometimes even if you do and they aren’t interested in sex anymore, you can have phone sex with another person and still cum much harder than you would alone. This week is Valentine’s Day and hopefully if you have someone to spend that day or night with you will be able to come up with some naughty, kinky ideas you might do together.

With the new 50 Shades of grey movie coming out, light bondage, blindfolds, all kinds of fun stuff might become much more widespread. Now that kind of fun isn’t for everyone, but the movie might make experimentation a bit more widespread. The old cliches are usually true. Most women would love a nice dinner, champagne, roses, jewelry, a nice evening out. It might be a bit clichéd yes, but that doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be welcome before a nice evening of lovemaking with candles and maybe even some chocolate body paint to paint some naughty words all over each other and then lick them off.

Bubble baths to clean off the sticky afterwards, the night can be romantic from beginning to end. Ones that are alone and resorting to phone sex, might be looking for a bit of romance and a girlfriend experience call might be just the ticket they need to feel a bit of love in their lives, only if for the length of a call. So see what sort of plans you can make to make your significant other feel special this Valentine’s Day. Make it a night to remember for the both of you!

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