Best Left To Fantasy

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What sounds as sweet as your lovers voice in your ear? Well, they don’t even have to be your lover. Sadly many of us don’t have real lovers, but we do have phone sex and regularly and the ones we play with can have a tremendous effect on us, well their voice can. Only a few words from someone that turns us on can drive us over the edge to a place of lust and passion. The way they breathe and sound oh so sexy can drive us wild.

The saying all that glitters is not gold can be true for voices as well. The owner of a sweet voice could very well be a nutcase and the owner of a not pleasant voice could be very nice. All is not revealed in a voice. One of the best voices if not the best guy I ever phoned with was the craziest one I’ve dealt with, I mean we are talking threatening with the police crazy, but he had a perfect voice. Same would be true of good looking and ugly people, ones can be gorgeous yet hateful people, and ugly ones kind.

We only know so much that is revealed to us by the people we tangle with online. You only know what they tell you, unless you hire a private investigator to get them checked out, and not many are going to go to those extremes. Phone sex can be a wonderful and safe hobby that brings pleasure to both parties, but you never really know who’s on the other end of the line. Many times things are best left in fantasy and problems can ensue when one wants to have fantasy cross over to reality.

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Water Orgasms

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One thing many of us gals, and some guys, know the pleasure of is shower masturbation. The pleasure that water can give us is immense. It’s a very unique way to masturbate and produces an extremely intense orgasm. It don’t leave you messy and sticky with lubed up fingers and sticky pussy lips that are never really all clean until you’ve had your next shower. It’s not ideal for having phone sex during though. It’s not easy to talk in the shower with running water and it’s usually such a short and intense orgasm, it would be a quickie call at best.

I have had callers call from the tub or shower though, I could hear the water running in the background or hear them splashing in the tub at the same time and they confirmed it when I asked. Water is a pleasurable medium to begin with, so adding masturbation to the mix makes it even more so. There’s whole sections on porn sites dedicated to shower masturbation with women using shower massagers, so it’s a turn on for men to watch it. You can also use a garden hose the same way and feel the high pressure water on your naughty bits.

Many sex toys these days have right on their description water proof, since they know it’s a popular thing to take toys with you into the tub or shower and have the enjoyment of the hot water as you’re enjoying your toy and orgasm. In the days before water proof toys and shower massagers, think how the old timers suffered making do with their fingers in the water! Poor bastards!

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Show Me Whatcha Got

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Men are such visual creatures, watching porn or their partner masturbate is a complete turn on to most. One of my phone partners said people look at each other, I replied I don’t need to get out the flashlights and the magnifying glass to have an upclose and personal look. Many guys though would like to do just that. Get out the miner’s hats!

I recall years ago seeing something comical online that was an except from an old marriage manual from many decades ago. It said, (now this was assuming both partners were virgins and had never seen anyone of the opposite sex naked before), it said the first thing they should do on the wedding night was have a good look at each other’s parts. I laughed as I read it. I guess the author would have his jaw drop today with people posting naked pics of themselves online on dating sites so you see their erect cock before you’ve ever even heard their voice or met them face to face. Here’s my dick, nice to meet you. Charming. Like some kind of strutting peacock display of who has the biggest plumage, men can be so absurd.

Guys, we aren’t all dying to see your dicks before we even know your names. It’s like show and tell for grown ups. The internet has taken the normal courtship rituals and tossed out most of them and sped up the others to breakneck speed. To say it’s odd is an understatement. Or the charming guys that demand a woman show herself on cam to prove she’s actually a woman. Some men act so entitled, it’s absurd.

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Marked Man

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One of my callers loves to talk about ladies in makeup. Watching them apply it, admiring them in it, which always amazes me, since most men for some reason seem to prefer the fresh scrubbed look. I personally love a dramatic made up look with more makeup than most would like, the beauty queen look is idea to me, and he’s one of the rare men that also appreciates it and a good deal of our calls is about makeup if you can believe it.

He loves the idea of “being marked” by a woman with her lipstick in particular. Kiss marks, lip prints, on his face,neck and of course cock. I’ve heard of some men that like the lipstick marks on their cock, and some people have “rainbow parties” where there’s different colors of lipstick on the guy’s cocks from getting blow jobs from several different women. He likes the idea of wearing this lipstick mark for many hours afterward, showing he’s been kissed, sucked and marked by whatever lady gave it to him. I’d think many wouldn’t like the telltale evidence like this, but some obviously do.

Some lipstick can be hard to remove, so I can imagine them scrubbing their dicks trying to get it off. Maybe they keep a bottle of makeup remover on standby for such incidents! I recall many years ago about a joke where a guy couldn’t get a red ring off from around his cock and he didn’t know what it was and went to the doctor and the doctor suggested lipstick remover and there it came off. So this has been a pleasure for as long as lipstick has been around I’d imagine for some. It’s the leftover evidence tat someone touched, licked, sucked on us, so it’s a little badge of honor in a way.

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Ass Play

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One thing that lots of men seem to enjoy is ass play. Prostate massagers and anal toys are a growing field in the adult toy industry. More and more men seek to enhance their masturbatory experiences and sexual adventures while also using an anal toy. It’s becoming more and more mainstream, however some guys still feel it’s “too gay” and won’t allow themselves the freedom to buy themselves a proper toy.

I’ve had many guys call and tell me they were using their wife’s toy in secret that she didn’t know they were sharing with her, or ones even that were using fruits and vegetables, or stick candles, all sorts of unsafe things they were using as a toy substitute. The prostate is a very sensitive area that is the equivalent of a G spot in a woman and some have fantastic orgasms from it, some can even cum from it without touching their cocks. Some that have had strap ons used on them by women adore it. Ones that have had anal sex with other guys have told me they can cum explosive without even touching their cocks as they get pounded by other guys fucking them.

For ones that have conservative wives that wouldn’t approve of them using an anal sex toy the shame of being caught with one is just too great, so they continue to use things they shouldn’t that can be not viewed as a toy if caught. I’d like to see them go into the supermarket and buy just a tube of lube and say a cucumber, see how the clerk looks at them! At the very least they should use a condom on such an item to prevent wax and or pesticides from getting up their ass, yet of course, if their wife found condom it would be just as big a deal, since they’d not be having use for those either unless they were cheating, so they are pretty much pussy whipped anyway you look at it.

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