I Fucked My Father in Law

I always liked my father in law, from the first time I met him. I knew immediately where my husband got his good looks from. His dad was also charming and witty, I really enjoyed being around him a lot. Maybe even a little too much. I never said or did anything to give him this indication though. Recently we went over to my husband’s parents house for the weekend. We were only there a while when his mom got called away to her sisters for some emergency, leaving just us and his dad. I didn’t mind one bit.

I did not really feel like cooking, my mother in law was the good cook, so now the one that had been going to do all the cooking was gone. My husband offered to go out and pick up some food after running a couple of errands and said he’d be gone a couple of hours. No sooner was he out the door than his father approached me and told me he’d always found me very beautiful and sexy and did I want to fuck before my husband got back? I was kind of shocked, but knew I couldn’t pass this unexpected opportunity up.

We were naked and fooling around within ten minutes of my hubby leaving. I loved his cock, it was even bigger than my husbands was and he knew how to use it. We fucked in his wife’s bed and I felt so naughty doing so, but was it ever hot. We sucked and fucked one another for two hours straight, then both had a shower and changed his bed before my hubby returned with the food. I doubt he will ever find out, and I hope the mother in law doesn’t find out, but it was a weekend to remember for sure, for both of us.

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Customer Service Served Me Well

Sometimes someone’s voice can have a real effect on you. I was on with a customer service representative recently that had such a voice. As it was a smaller company, the calls were not being recorded. You know how many times you call a help line and it says the call is being recorded for training purposes? That was not the case here, or what happened would not have been able to happen. It was nearly the end of business hours and many of these call center employees work from home. I told this man his voice reminded me of a past boyfriend I had and how good he’d been in bed. I know, I should not have said anything like that, but I did.

He laughed and then asked if there was anything else he could help me with once my issue was resolved. I asked if he’d like to talk me through an orgasm. He was silent for a moment and then said he’d be happy to. I asked if he was alone and he confessed he was. I asked him if I might interest him in joining me and he said he would. I’ve had phone sex with lots of guys off the clock away from business, and I do realize it’s quite inappropriate to come on to a phone agent, but that voice, oh my God. He seemed to know what he was talking about, since I was more aroused by the minute with him talking to me.

I told him to stroke his cock for me and he said he’d like to be here licking my pussy getting it ready for that cock to slide in to. How he’d love to stretch me open with his big, eight inch dick and make me scream for more as he pinned me down to the bed. I was panting as I stroked my clit and he talked dirty to me. The moans that he gave sent chills up and down my spine with sheer ecstasy. He told me to rub faster and I came explosively and he did as well, letting out a groan of passion. It was fucking incredible. I got his home number before we ended the call and asked if he’d like to play again in a few days and he said absolutely. Now that’s what I call customer service!

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The Interviewers

One type of phone sex call that always amuses me is the “interview” type, and there’s no shortage of them. You ask a guy if he’s horny and he says not really, he just wants to talk. Fine, no problem, those calls can be a literal oasis in the desert of yet another five minute blow job description. Then they start grilling you like you’re being interrogated. It’s not just friendly conversation, it’s everything about this job. How long have you been doing it, how did you get into it, do you ever get turned on by calls, do people know what you do. What kinds of calls do you enjoy? There’s NO end to the questions.

Some basic curiosity is fine, but sometimes you literally feel like they are interrogating you and that they have a clipboard they are jotting down notes with. Some say you sound like you hate your job or hate men, and I counter you try this job and see how much you love men after hearing about their deepest, darkest perversions and we’ll see what sort of high regard you hold them in. One such caller I talked to today and he claimed he was a doctor and when he asked what my most common call was, I said small penis humiliation and then he started asking about sizes. He didn’t seem to believe me when I told him about the acorn sized cocks I regularly was sent pictures of.

Maybe he’s an eye doctor for all I know, but apparently he hasn’t been exposed to the plethora of micro penises I’ve been so “lucky” to have been sent pictures of. He then said at the end of the call it had all been quite interesting and educational and he enjoyed hearing about my point of view. You just have to shake your head, it’s like they are looking at animals at the zoo and pondering what it’s like to be the animal.

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Granny was a Tart

This one caller that is really into very much older women was telling me how he came across some old letters in his grandmother’s attic after she died and he was the one clearing out the house. He realized after reading several of these that his grandmother had been a lady of the evening on and off for many years. She’d been widowed fairly young and only ever had fairly low paying secretarial jobs, yet she lived a decent lifestyle and he came to the conclusion it’s because she was selling herself on the side. Maybe even with many of the clients she’d met at the large firm she worked for.

He said she was a beautiful woman when she was younger and he was sure she likely had gotten a lot of attention from men, wealthy men that could afford to be generous with her should she grant them sexual favors. He was honestly kind of turned on by the things he found out in these letters. He said he wouldn’t tell his mom about them, since it would upset her, but he concluded some of these letters were from men she’d slept with for money that she kept in touch with.

He said when he’d visited her as a child there were frequent phone calls and hushed conversations, no doubt arranging dates for after he’d gone to bed and was asleep for the night. You never can really know what’s going on in the private lives of others, even ones in your own family. So many things can be kept secret right under your nose, it’s no wonder people get suspicious, in many cases, it’s indeed warranted. Photos he saw of her with men he’d never met, now he knows how granny kept up a decent life on a low paying job. Her side hustle paid most of the bills and apparently she was still making dates until a year before her death according to the correspondence he found. You just never know what secrets ones are keeping.

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Conversations with Others

Over the holidays several callers called and for long calls, with no sex talk in mind. Some were alone for the holidays and not traveling, others had no family at all. One lost his wife right before Christmas, there’s many reasons ones call a phone sex line, though most assume it is strictly for phone sex. Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve I spent talking to a caller who has no one. He told me how his Christmas feast was a HungryMan dinner alone.

There’s more people out there like this than one might think. Even though they could maybe call some former inlaws or neighbors they are not close to and join them, they don’t want to impose on ones they really are not close to, so they go it alone. It really can be a lonely time of the year for many people. Most call phone sex lines because they are horny, but some are calling because there is no one else, they are nearly on the verge of crying. One caller who’s in IT, a job so many callers have it seems, was talking to me about my computer problems and how if he was here he could fix them. I told him all about the dinner I was making for Christmas and he said he could fix the computer in exchange for the meal, lol. If only.

Now that the holidays are over, perhaps some won’t focus so much on their loneliness. Routine can be comforting. Back to work, back to the grind. So many share things they’d be embarrassed to tell another person face to face. It can give them comfort to tell a stranger these things. By the same token some operators can also share things since it’s anonymous. Not all will share personal things of course, but sometimes the operators enjoy the company of some callers as well. Callers aren’t the only lonely ones out there by any means.

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