Erotic Enemas

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For what is technically a medical procedure, it’s hard to imagine some getting aroused by it. After all, isn’t medical stuff something you’re only doing by necessity, and not for pleasure? Not so for many when it comes to enemas and ass play. To ones into his, it is arousing, erotic and highly stimulating. They find an orgasm when your rectum is filled with liquid to be a much more sensual and pleasing experience than just a plain old regular orgasm any day.

Countless tales are online of young men getting their first erections and orgasms as mommy was giving them their regular enema. My first thought is, why are they blocked up in the first place needing this, are they not eating fruits and vegetables? In any case, it seems some think it’s a good idea to be blasting junior out in the tub rather than have him eat a couple of grapefruit. For women, the feeling of liquidy fullness is supposed to apply internal pressure on their G stop and intensify their orgasm, which very well could be true. They find masturbating as they are getting the enema a very pleasurable combination. I’ve luckily never had an enema, nor do I ever wish to get one, but plenty think they are hot stuff.

I know on sex toy sites they frequently have enema kits, normally touted as being used before anal sex, especially rimming or analingus. Since yes a shower or bath can get your outside hind quarters clean, but if you have a properly administered enema before your bath or shower, then the inside is clean too. Good for ones that like to slither their tongues inside your backdoor.

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Homo Hockey Player

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Same sex fantasies are a pleasure, a guilty one at that. A man called up the other night with the fantasy of being used by four men. He had this whole elaborate scenario that he was going away to hockey camp now that it’s wintertime again and how this same group of four men used him last year, well he hoped they’d all be there again and use him this year as well.

He’d get fucked by all of them, have to suck off all of them, have to do all kinds of degrading things, get covered in their cum. Be totally used in every way possible. He made this all sound very real with all the details he gave, then at the end said it was all just a fantasy, that he was a married man and had only ever been with a man many years ago. A one time thing that like many, left a long standing impression on him and he fantasized about being able to relive it, not only just with the one person but with the four. He was totally submissive to all of them, being their fucktoy and their little bitch.

So many guys have the same sex fantasy, yet are just not able to live it out, either because of lack of opportunity, or nerve, or many times the fear of getting found out and exposed and their deepest, darkest desires known about. The long ago encounter that’s been built up to mythological status in their mind that can never again be realized. So very common for men to crave the touch of another man, yet the fear of anyone finding out preventing them from moving forward.

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Best Left To Fantasy

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What sounds as sweet as your lovers voice in your ear? Well, they don’t even have to be your lover. Sadly many of us don’t have real lovers, but we do have phone sex and regularly and the ones we play with can have a tremendous effect on us, well their voice can. Only a few words from someone that turns us on can drive us over the edge to a place of lust and passion. The way they breathe and sound oh so sexy can drive us wild.

The saying all that glitters is not gold can be true for voices as well. The owner of a sweet voice could very well be a nutcase and the owner of a not pleasant voice could be very nice. All is not revealed in a voice. One of the best voices if not the best guy I ever phoned with was the craziest one I’ve dealt with, I mean we are talking threatening with the police crazy, but he had a perfect voice. Same would be true of good looking and ugly people, ones can be gorgeous yet hateful people, and ugly ones kind.

We only know so much that is revealed to us by the people we tangle with online. You only know what they tell you, unless you hire a private investigator to get them checked out, and not many are going to go to those extremes. Phone sex can be a wonderful and safe hobby that brings pleasure to both parties, but you never really know who’s on the other end of the line. Many times things are best left in fantasy and problems can ensue when one wants to have fantasy cross over to reality.

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Water Orgasms

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One thing many of us gals, and some guys, know the pleasure of is shower masturbation. The pleasure that water can give us is immense. It’s a very unique way to masturbate and produces an extremely intense orgasm. It don’t leave you messy and sticky with lubed up fingers and sticky pussy lips that are never really all clean until you’ve had your next shower. It’s not ideal for having phone sex during though. It’s not easy to talk in the shower with running water and it’s usually such a short and intense orgasm, it would be a quickie call at best.

I have had callers call from the tub or shower though, I could hear the water running in the background or hear them splashing in the tub at the same time and they confirmed it when I asked. Water is a pleasurable medium to begin with, so adding masturbation to the mix makes it even more so. There’s whole sections on porn sites dedicated to shower masturbation with women using shower massagers, so it’s a turn on for men to watch it. You can also use a garden hose the same way and feel the high pressure water on your naughty bits.

Many sex toys these days have right on their description water proof, since they know it’s a popular thing to take toys with you into the tub or shower and have the enjoyment of the hot water as you’re enjoying your toy and orgasm. In the days before water proof toys and shower massagers, think how the old timers suffered making do with their fingers in the water! Poor bastards!

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Show Me Whatcha Got

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Men are such visual creatures, watching porn or their partner masturbate is a complete turn on to most. One of my phone partners said people look at each other, I replied I don’t need to get out the flashlights and the magnifying glass to have an upclose and personal look. Many guys though would like to do just that. Get out the miner’s hats!

I recall years ago seeing something comical online that was an except from an old marriage manual from many decades ago. It said, (now this was assuming both partners were virgins and had never seen anyone of the opposite sex naked before), it said the first thing they should do on the wedding night was have a good look at each other’s parts. I laughed as I read it. I guess the author would have his jaw drop today with people posting naked pics of themselves online on dating sites so you see their erect cock before you’ve ever even heard their voice or met them face to face. Here’s my dick, nice to meet you. Charming. Like some kind of strutting peacock display of who has the biggest plumage, men can be so absurd.

Guys, we aren’t all dying to see your dicks before we even know your names. It’s like show and tell for grown ups. The internet has taken the normal courtship rituals and tossed out most of them and sped up the others to breakneck speed. To say it’s odd is an understatement. Or the charming guys that demand a woman show herself on cam to prove she’s actually a woman. Some men act so entitled, it’s absurd.

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