Do I Sound Gay?

There was a funny call last night. This man calls up and is confessing all his secret homosexual meetings he has with other men and how he can’t let his friends and family find out. You could instantly tell by the sound of his voice he was quite gay. He just had that sound. The inflection, the sing songy pattern, it was obvious and then as he kept going on about how they’d all be shocked I said if they have ears, they already know. “Really? You think so?” I laughed and told him a blind man could peg him as a gay based on his voice.

It was hilarious. He didn’t deny it, but seemed so shocked I could easily pick up on it. I said your voice absolutely screams fag, and he laughed. I told him how years ago my grandmother had asked me to make an appointment for her at her beauty salon and the man that answered the phone was obviously gay. When she asked if I’d called and I said yes, I spoke to the gay guy on the phone. It was hilarious, she vehemently swore up and down he wasn’t gay, she’d never met a gay person in her life, lol. I laughed so hard and told her it was obvious by his voice alone, I didn’t even need to lay eyes on him. Some people have no “gaydar” whatsoever.

So the caller was going on about how he loved to wear women’s panties and suck cock, as most sissies and pantyboy’s do, yet he seemed to think absolutely no one would have guessed any of this. It’s incredible how some have absolutely no self awareness whatsoever. I said none would be surprised if he came out to them. That they had all likely known for many years, but were waiting for him to come out rather than question someone not ready and make him feel uncomfortable.

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