Nobody’s As Sexy As The Elderly…..

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A caller of mine that has the hots for his 85 year old neighbor thinks old is gold, and he can’t get enough of thinking about watching this 85 year old lady masturbate or ride his cock. He’s 49, but has had the hots for significantly older ladies for a long time, and surprising to say, he’s not alone. I have had several callers that want to talk about 70 years plus ladies they are stroking their cocks to.

I’m truly convinced there is an audience for everyone out there, no matter how bizarre. When guys are aroused by cougars, I totally get that, there’s lots of cougars that look fine and take care of themselves, but the over 70 group, well…..I guess I’m just a youth obsessed person. I’m a young cougar and love the 18+ boys, so I cannot imagine getting all wet for some wrinkled old grandpa the way these guys are panting to the old ladies. The ages these men talk about, they aren’t even imagining their mom’s, they are thinking of grandma’s. I shudder to think of what led them to these desires, if they had grandma’s doing weird stuff, who knows.

Maybe they had randy older neighbor ladies, I don’t know, but there are men out there with elder fetish as it were. The fantasize about old, wrinkled flesh, grey hair and pubes, veins  and gnarled old hands pawing at them. Oh lord, I’m feeling queasy at the thought of it. Just think of the experience though, the decades and decades of experience to pleasure them, even removing the false teeth for the ultimate blow job, gums on the cock, what could feel finer…

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Phone Sex For Misfits

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A wonderful sexual pleasure that enhances many of our masturbation is phone sex. What a wonderful hobby it is. Some laugh when I call it a hobby. Stamp collecting, baking, gardening, phone sex. Phone sex? Yes, phone sex. What else is a hobby but something we enjoy doing in our spare time? It really does fit with the definition of hobby.

“NOUN:
pl. hob·bies
An activity or interest pursued outside one’s regular occupation and engaged in primarily for pleasure.”

I must say it is a hobby of mine as well. I do pursue it outside of work, business and personal phone sex are entirely different. For the clients calling, it is a hobby to them too, it’s hard to describe to others really unless they understand. Hookers have sex for free with their boyfriends, that’s personal, with clients, it’s business. Same idea. It’s so much a better way to masturbate than alone. To hear someone moaning and breathing in your ear and hear them cum when you do, the intimacy, the sharing. Even when it’s a one sided entertainment for the client, I really feel I am making their day a bit happier and less alone by sharing their moment with them.

It’s always nice to have company, I’d imagine only someone very anti social wouldn’t enjoy phone sex. I’m pretty anti social, yet I love it. For ones uncomfortable with face to face encounters, phone sex may provide just enough intimacy for them without feeling overwhelmed and anxious about a real life encounter. Often socially inept people will fall into this since it provides comfort and intimacy without the real life face to face anxieties. Many adult virgins online are into phone sex as well, and I’d imagine handicapped people or ones with various disabilities that may be unable to find someone in real life. For some it is their only sexual outlet at all.

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Web Cam For Masturbation Pleasure

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A sexual pleasure for many that enhances their masturbatory experience would be webcam sex. Many men are very visually oriented and watching a woman masturbate on cam for them will greatly enhance their own enjoyment. It’s a lot better than pre recorded porn, as it’s live and interactive. They can likely direct the woman to do as they wish, use what toys they want her to use and act like a puppeteer to them.

Porn movies have taken such a hit in the last 10 years due to the proliferation of free porn sites and how you can have anything you want on demand and for no money usually. Many women in chat rooms though may be reluctant to give guys cam shows for free unless they are very much exhibitionists, sure you will find some, but if a guy is really aiming for a cam show, he very well is going to have to pay for one.

You can find free performances out there if you look but for a truly customized show a professional cam girl will be your best bet to get what you are looking for it’s as close to a personalized porno you’re going to get. And of course you can always record your screen to have on hand for later rewatching when you want to relive it over and over.  With virtually thousands of models from all over the world to choose from, you will never get bored with the variety of girls out there.

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The Sounds Of Sex

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The sounds of sex are many and plentiful, and for some truly into sounds, it’s much hotter than porn. Not everyone is into watching porn and visual stimulation and one can often desensitize themselves and need escalating and more extreme porn to get the same effect. I have chatted with 18 year olds that have told me they are already desensitized, I think that’s just sad. Ones are less apt to feel that way overdosing on sounds.

I find it fascinating one can get wet from sounds alone, no touching, not so much as a picture, but just sounds can get you so horny and amazingly aroused. Some men adore the sound of a wet pussy being rubbed, that smacking, squishy, squelching sound. I can’t even say how many callers over the years have asked to hear such a sound as I cup my hand over the phone and make sounds like the cats eating wet food to simulate what they are imagining is happening on the other end of the phone.

So many guys think we want to hear them stroking their cocks and making that wet noise as their dick slides up and down in their hand. One even used to tap his cock on the phone and make tapping sounds, Morse code for cocks! Odd, he’d drum away by the hour trying to impress me with his hardened cock. I far prefer the heavy breathing and sensual moaning sounds of air escaping the lips and that can get you very turned on for sure. But to some, nothing will quite equal the sound of a wet pussy and all that wetness being rubbed around.

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I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!

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Something that has happened to many people that they are not exactly forthcoming with is sex related injuries. Many of us are embarrassed to admit to a doctor how we may have come by an injury. When a woman is in the riding on top position, a common injury for a guy can be a sprained penis if it pops out a bit too far and the woman comes down on it, crunch! OUCH! This really does require medical attention, it can create an actual bend in the penis. I don’t know what they do for you, but you need to get that looked at.

Slips in the tub and shower can come about from sex standing up in there too, it’s a slippery place under the best of times, add some vigorous sex to the mix and you’ve got an accident waiting to happen. People getting overly playful in bed can fall off and out of the bed and onto the floor a couple of feet below. Overly vigorous sex can cause micro tears in the vagina, anus and along the penis. Lube is always a good thing and prevents many micro tear situations.

Masturbation accidents happen too, we don’t always have to be with a partner for mishaps to occur. I can personally attest to this one. *Blushes* I was having a personal phone date with someone I was then going to mail panties too wet with my juices. After I came I thought it might be easier to wipe myself with the panties standing rather than laying down and I didn’t turn the light on. With one foot up on the bed, and the other on the floor, I toppled over and fell. I was badly bruised for weeks, and it’s a miracle I didn’t break my wrist or fall on one of the cats!

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