Sweet, Sexy Dream

Some of us are lucky enough to have sex dreams, others not so much, sleepy sex with someone can seem surreal the next day and be a faded but fun memory. One guy I’ve had phone sex with many times, I called him and woke him up and we played and then he went back to sleep and when he woke the next morning he wasn’t sure whether it had really happened or if it was just a dream, I laughed and assured him it had indeed happened. Other times ones will wake up and message for fun and then go back to bed afterwards and it’s a dreamy recollection at best.

Sometimes if you have a partner you are sleeping with and one of you wakes up, it can be fun to try and get the sleeping person to get it on and they semi wake up and go through the motions, but again the next day it isn’t clear if it really happened. Ones can also wake up horny and masturbate and then go back to sleep. An orgasm is certainly a wonderful way to go to sleep, mother nature’s own sleeping pill, with no side effects!

Sleepy sex is not quite like drunken sex, where you also might have a hard time recalling what went on, depending how deep of a sleep you were in, it can be a wonderful feeling, both while it’s happening and when you wake up the next day and try to remember it all and it’s all sort of a foggy haze what happened, but in a very good way.

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Wrap Your Hand Around My Throat, Baby

This latest guy I’ve been seeing asked me pretty soon after we met if I’d ever been choked erotically during sex. I was a bit concerned and was momentarily worried he wanted to hurt me or have me experience pain, but after he explained it he asked if we could try it and if I didn’t like him, I could just tap him on the shoulder and he would stop immediately and not ask again. I fully expected this was what was going to happen, but it didn’t. I got into it and liked it.

He didn’t hurt me, but it gave me a much more intense orgasm than without doing it and now every time we have sex, one of us is doing it to the other, we bother enjoy it. It’s not something you should do without discussing it first, that would be a mistake and give someone the wrong impression, but if you talk about it and agree to at least try it, I’m thinking you will, likely enjoy it and really get into it. Many times the one getting choked wants it to be done even harder than their partner is doing it to them.

Now there have been times when it’s gone to far and sadly a partner will actually die, you do not want to be in an instance like this, you really need to have safe signals set up beforehand so no one takes things too far. Rough sex can be fun and it can be safe, but you really need to pay attention to your partners cues and know when things have gone too far. It is a way to intensify your sex sessions though and it’s always fun to experiment and try new things. Being in a rut is boring, expand your sexual horizons.

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Oh Shit!

One fetish I will never understand how anyone of a sane mind can be into is scat. Not too many callers want to discuss this topic, and some girls are willing to talk about anything, but some are not as well. Several years ago a guy sent me a link to some pics of himself and asked me what I thought of them. My first thought was, why is this person covered in mud? Then I read through his profile and quickly came to the grim conclusion, it wasn’t mud…..

I was speechless, I didn’t know what to think other than be disgusted, how could anyone want any involvement with anything so totally gross and disgusting? I cannot understand for the life of me the appeal of such a fetish. One man confessed he on occasion rented a hotel room and got himself pairs of pantyhose and then shit in them, I pity the maid that had to go in after that man had been in there. Some adult baby callers have had similar stories, they are disgusted by what they do, yet they cannot stop themselves.

One was even nearly suicidal at his own self disgust and had even seen a psychiatrist, but they told him it was basically harmless, even if it was gross, he wasn’t hurting anyone. You hear from all kinds of people in a job like this, revealing their deepest, darkest fantasies and things they’ve done they’ve never shared with another human being, and some of it is pretty gross indeed.

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My Step Mom Makes Me Horny

So many callers are into the step mom, they might have no interest at all in a mom son/incest scene, but step mommy is not related by blood, and may only be a few years older than they are, so it can be very hot for them to not only fantasize about her, but have sex with her. Over the years several callers have said their dad ended up divorcing the step mom and a few years later, they themselves got it on with her.

Their dad usually never knows about it, but they may have harbored fantasies about her for many years and now that years have passed, they are no longer married to their dad, things change for them. Some have even said the step mom teased them a good deal when they were in their teens, going around in skimpy lingerie, walking in on them “by accident” as they were masturbating, all kinds of different scenarios have been told to me over the years.

The allure of the older, more experienced woman is a strong one for many younger boys and men, they look at the older woman as sexually knowledgeable and more free and without hang-ups, that girls and young woman their own age have. Their step mom is of course around them a lot and they get to study her and observe her and even spy on her fairly easily due to the fact they live together, so of course they form fantasies about what it would be like to fuck her and have them have their cock sucked by her fort he first time, she’s appealing to them.

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Old Is Sexy To Some

Many of us are all but obsessed with youth, it is intoxicating, makes us feel younger ourselves to be around a younger person. Someone not yet jaded by life, free of wrinkles, someone not yet weighted down with life’s inevitable baggage. Not all people are looking for that freshness of youth though, some are more turned on by ones that are closer to having one foot in the grave, they are attracted not just to cougars or MILF’s, but people their grandparents age and callers have revealed many times they have got the hots for old people.

Some are looking for women over seventy, ones even well into their eighties, and some men are looking for same sex experiences with ones their grandfather’s age, it’s perplexing and odd to one of the ones that values youth, that doesn’t even want someone their own age, but someone that is triple their age or more, it’s very odd indeed, and that’s not to say it’s an everyday occurrence, but it certainly does happen.

Some callers have said they are so into old men and their wrinkly old cocks that they love to suck, a lot seem to either be hitting on their neighbors or looking on sites like Craigslist for casual parking lot hookups with random old guys. Who knew retirement brought so many guys seeking your cock? So just because you’re quite over the hill, don’t think one hundred percent of people have given up on you sexually, there will be someone just yearning for your cock or pussy even if you’re old. You might not have the money of Hugh Heffner, but hey, maybe you too can still get a young’un after your dick.

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