Cheating Can Be Exciting

Let’s face it, a lot of people cheat in their relationships, some have a different idea of what cheating really means. Some seriously think phone sex is cheating on their partner, others do not thinking it’s cheating until there is cock in the woman’s orifice, there’s a lot of grey area that some think is cheating and others do not and why do they do it. It can be a rush to be “getting away with something” behind your partners back, it’s your naughty secret that makes you feel all excited inside that they do not know about.

It can add a whole new level of passion into your life to be fucking someone behind your partners back. Many times the woman has closed up shop sexually, so you seriously cannot blame a guy for getting some fun when he will not be getting any from his own wife, yet for many reasons he will not leave her, no matter what. So many men are born masochists and will not do anything to get out of their situation, it’s sad really.

One thing I often encourage callers to do is find pleasure where you can find it. Life is sadly short, and why deprive yourselves of what little pleasure there is in life. On your deathbed you will not think back and be glad you lived without sex for the last forty years of your life and how strong your willpower was, you will be regretting wasting all those years for nothing, when you could have taken some chances and been happier and done things to bring you joy. Don’t let anyone take away what little joy there is in life, take every opportunity that comes your way and enjoy it. Let the ice princess wives go fuck themselves, not that they’d have any desire to fuck themselves or have anyone else fuck them!

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Teasing At The Cafeteria

I work in a large office building and there’s a cafeteria many of us eat in. The food is actually pretty good, but then it’s a top notch Fortune 500 company, so I guess it would be pretty good. There’s this new man that’s taken to having lunch there, I haven’t been introduced to him yet, but I was in a naughty, teasing mood. I was facing with my back towards the other diners, and he was the only one that could see my face and I had a banana with me and I decided to act a little silly and tease him with how I was putting it in and out of my mouth and I could see under his table he was absolutely getting hard as he watched me.

He had sat down with his lunch tray and was reading a newspaper as he ate then he happened to glance over at me and I was already staring at him and started to glide it in and out of my mouth and he started to blush, I could see him from several feet away and it was so cute so I got a bit more bold in what I was doing to the banana and deep throating it and pushing it in and dragging it out and I could see the tent he was pitching in his pants.

I then got bored with my little display and finished my meal and went back to my office. A few hours later, I got an email from him asking if I was free for dinner that evening, and I smiled and replied back yes, so it will remain to be seen if I get to do that tonight to his cock or what exactly will happen, but I think he got the picture when he saw me going to town on the banana that I was perhaps open to a real life date to make that a reality.

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Torture My Cock With Fire

Now cock and ball torture is pretty common on calls, I don’t get it, but it’s popular. One guy that has called a few times is a little on the extreme side of this fetish. Some are extreme on that they think and talk about castration and complete removal of the cock as well, but this man has a fixation about fire. I cannot believe the things he tells me are true since it’s insane, but it’s quite an odd fantasy to have. He talk about everything from using a lighter under his cock to laying on the barbecue grill, complete with grill marks!

Anything to do with fire on his dick, he’s game for. Have a cigarette? Extinguish it on his cock, please. A cigar? Even better, as the head of it is larger. He said his dick is covered in scars and burns due to all the cock and ball torture with fire he’s put himself through, and a few girlfriends as well. They seem to like curling irons to lay on his cock, doesn’t that sound like fun? Though I must admit, I’ve met more than a few guys I’d love to lay a sizzling hot curling iron on their cock for some punishment.

Most cock and ball torture guys seem to go for stand things like clothes pegs and shoelaces, rubber bands, pretty standard stuff that would stop the pain as soon as they are removed, but fire? Yikes, that would be the pain that keeps on giving and would take ages to heal and be very, very painful.

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Emetophilia – Gag Me With A Spoon

Now what doesn’t sound sexy about Emetophilia? In case you do not know what that word means, it’s ones that have a fetish with vomit and vomiting people. Isn’t that charming? How could you NOT get aroused by sticking your cock so far some girls throat that she literally barfs up on your dick and leaves you covered in her half digested dinner? Sounds pretty gnarly, right? Well to ones with this fetish it is the hottest thing going. Some have asked me on the phone to make barfing sounds, not too difficult actually, but it just seems so…..gross that anyone could be into such weirdness.

I suppose it is not my right to judge what turns others on sexually, as long as I’m not a part of it, what they do in their own lives is not my concern. It does make you wonder though, how could such a bizarre fetish have taken root in the first place? Did they see the girl they had a crush on toss her cookies and a fetish was born? Did they themselves hurl when they happened to be horny, which for most guys is quite often, so not out of the realm of possibility.

It’s curious to be sure where it all began. Some go even further into the realm of perversion than having their dick barfed on, so will actually *gulp* want to consume, yes consume, their lovers vomit. So if some of you think a mouthful of cum is gross, it will seem like whipped cream when the choice is cum or vomit. I guess a guy into vomit fetish should really try and hook up with a bulimic, it would be a match made in heaven.

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School Days, School Days

When I was in school, I was a regular little nympho. I couldn’t get enough and event he teachers were not off limits in my books. This one class I was not doing that well in, and my parents were really pushing me to get a better grade, and I was just not wanting to study to pull my grades up the regular way, so I had t think of other, naughtier alternate methods, and I thought of one. I knew this teacher had recently divorced and was a bit more stressed than usual, so I decided to relieve some of his stress and get a higher grade in the process.

I stayed late one day after class, the last class of the day and had dressed a bit sexier than normal that day, and asked the teacher if I could ask a few questions about the subject and he said yes. When he was turned around after everyone else had left, I locked the door and drew the tiny shade down over the small window in the door. I went over to his desk and leaned forward so my tits were practically falling out of my low cut top and I saw him glance down and then I noticed the tent he was pitching in his pants and smiled.

I said I really needed a better grade and I was willing to do anything to get it, I then lowered my hand down onto his thigh and stroked it up and down and went for his crotch, which was bulging. He looked so flustered I nearly laughed, but he didn’t seem adverse to the idea. I asked if a blow job would give me an A and then without waiting for an answer, I unzipped his pants and let his cock spring forth. I slid down on the floor by his chair and took his hard cock in my mouth and started to suck on it as I looked him in the eye. He groaned with delight as I deep throated him and he grabbed a fistful of my hair and fucked my mouth and soon came in it. I then stood up and left and knew I’d just aced the class.

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