Getting There Is Half The Fun

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Some like foreplay, most hopefully, but for some it’s the main course. I can think of a few guys I talk to that are how shall I say, blow job obsessed. It’s better to them than any intercourse. The entire call will revolve around nothing but blow job descriptions, and sucking noises. I made an audio once, at the request of a client, a blow job sounds one. I made it with a toy. I must say, of all the audios I made I felt the most foolish making it, the spanking one was a close second.

Well it’s one of my most popular ones I ever made and it’s always astounded me. I felt insane making it, sucking on this toy making slurping sounds, and I cannot even count how many have gotten enjoyment from it. Blow jobs to some is just pure pleasure, no working for it, no thrusting, no exertion, just laying back and enjoying the sensations. This is one thing I never got about some liking 69. Why would you ever want to worry about someone else’s pleasure when you were trying to have an orgasm at the same time? Makes no sense to me. Let me enjoy myself and then you will get your turn.

Getting there is half the fun, foreplay is the journey, not the destination, which is the orgasm. Some get it, the edger’s, the ones that like to go for hour after hour before letting themselves cum. I don’t have that much willpower, but I hate rushing, too. Foreplay is a pleasure indeed that should be savored. Unless you are having a quickie, since you have no time for more, savor every moment of the journey.

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Anal Explorations

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Most guys love anal sex, it’s tighter and to many nastier and sexier than plain old pussy. It’s one of the most popular things guys want to talk about on calls. The taboo about ass/anal sex goes across many cultures. It’s not anything I would want, but if ones want to, go ahead, not my concern. It seems insane to me it’s still actually illegal in some places, and it is. I can recall a caller saying he wanted something really nasty and taboo and when I asked what he replied to talk about anal sex.

I couldn’t believe he was thinking that was any great concern to have a call about. That’s how drilled into some it is, that it is bad and dirty to them. How silly. Some girls and guys do have a nice, round, full sexy ass, so I can well imagine ones into anal fantasizing about it. And not just fucking, it surprises me how many guys are into talking about licking an ass too, yuck is my thoughts on that! Asses are getting a lot more attention these days, with the Brazilian waxes to remove every trace of hair, and the anal bleaching that’s growing in popularity to even out and lighten the skin tone, which if you have seen before and after pics is a definite improvement to be sure.

Many will always want the naughtier option, and as bum sex has no way to lead to procreation, then in the religious nuts eyes, it’s for pure lust and sin. Much higher risk of transmitting disease via anal sex, as it’s not as flexible as a vagina and the tissues can tear more easily, so lube is a requirement if you’re determined to go forth with it. Condoms highly recommended at all times. Yet it is much more common in recent decades than ever before as one taboo after the other seems to meet its demise and things once on the fringes of acceptability become the expected and the norm for many.

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Cock Worship

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Many submissives do worship the cocks, among other things, of their Master. What could show your man you love him more than to get on your knees and look up at him adoringly, worshipfully as you let him know how badly you want his cock. That he owns you, that you are his obedient slut there for his use at any time? It really is kind of hot, to me anyway, and to many others.

Other women like to be in control and be dominant. People’s roles are often reversed in their roles in real life and in their sexual lives. Dominant women become cock worshipping whores, and seemingly mild mannered guys can become Dom Masters in the bedroom. Not just women are cock worshipping sluts, plenty of sissy and sub guys can’t get enough cock and want it all the time and do everything from frequent glory holes to placing ads on Craigslist personals trying to have a hook up with a cock, anything to suck one, no matter who it belongs to. I’ve been shocked how many clients I have that have over the years mentioned looking for guys on there to hook up with, and many have.

Maybe it’s the power of the cock, the fact that it gets erect and commands so much attention makes one want to give it its due. Obviously tiny dicked guys command no such attention or worship, and if a guy is some kind of a one minute wonder he doesn’t deserve it either. Some men however have multiple qualities that make them candidates for cock worship, for sure. One man may be worshipped by one woman and nothing special to another, it really is in the eye of the beholder.

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Flying The Friendly Skies

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For some people a real pleasure is clandestine sexual encounters, doing it where they really shouldn’t be and might get caught. The element of risk always heightens things a great deal, the fast and furious fuck before someone bursts in, can you do it and finish before anyone catches on? Ones that like to become members of the mile high club do like the idea of getting caught.

Seems so uncomfortable in those tiny airplane bathrooms, there’s barely room for one, let alone two, and god help them if one is overweight, you wouldn’t have a prayer. I’d think standing up, or the guy holding the woman with her legs wrapped around his waist would be the only position that would work, and if you’re a big girl, those aren’t options anyway. Seems absurd, but I guess people try silly things they have fantasized about for years, and many do have the airplane fantasy.

What if the other weary travelers found out what were up to in there? Well that’s half the fun, isn’t it? If the flight attendants find out though, you’ll be asked to come out and return to your seats, I’d imagine. Having had no personal experience with airplane antics, I can only guess. Really bold ones, if the flight is not full, may even try to play right in their seats, I can only imagine the multitude of hand jobs conducted under blankets that have made those airline blankets cum stain covered petri dishes of germs!

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Nobody’s As Sexy As The Elderly…..

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A caller of mine that has the hots for his 85 year old neighbor thinks old is gold, and he can’t get enough of thinking about watching this 85 year old lady masturbate or ride his cock. He’s 49, but has had the hots for significantly older ladies for a long time, and surprising to say, he’s not alone. I have had several callers that want to talk about 70 years plus ladies they are stroking their cocks to.

I’m truly convinced there is an audience for everyone out there, no matter how bizarre. When guys are aroused by cougars, I totally get that, there’s lots of cougars that look fine and take care of themselves, but the over 70 group, well…..I guess I’m just a youth obsessed person. I’m a young cougar and love the 18+ boys, so I cannot imagine getting all wet for some wrinkled old grandpa the way these guys are panting to the old ladies. The ages these men talk about, they aren’t even imagining their mom’s, they are thinking of grandma’s. I shudder to think of what led them to these desires, if they had grandma’s doing weird stuff, who knows.

Maybe they had randy older neighbor ladies, I don’t know, but there are men out there with elder fetish as it were. The fantasize about old, wrinkled flesh, grey hair and pubes, veins  and gnarled old hands pawing at them. Oh lord, I’m feeling queasy at the thought of it. Just think of the experience though, the decades and decades of experience to pleasure them, even removing the false teeth for the ultimate blow job, gums on the cock, what could feel finer…

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