Have An Orgasm, It’s Good For You!

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Most people would agree the whole point of sex is pleasure, orgasm, other than for making kids of course, and it bonds us closer to our partner. The pursuit of orgasm and enhancing ones orgasm is something that takes up a lot of our time.

It’s also very healthful, which makes it so insane anyone would discourage self pleasure, since there are so many health benefits that come from sex and masturbation and orgasms. We should be encouraging everyone to have as many as possible. Lowering of blood pressure, stress, better moods, more restful sleep, even improved appearance from the increased blood flow. It even gives our brain as much of a workout as a crossword puzzle. Increased bloodflow to our pelvic area and increased heart rate, all of these things bonuses along with the pleasure.

For ones with no partner, masturbation is our solo stress reliever to enjoy any time we have a private moment, whether we want to edge for hours or rub out a quick one in three minutes, it’s still going to have health benefits. Men’s prostate health also benefits from a minimum of twenty one orgasms a month. Indulging in phone sex can be the next best thing to real sex without the worry of going to an escort. Sharing an orgasm is on a whole different level than alone, even if it’s just on the phone. If you haven’t tried it, give it a try and see how much better sharing your fantasies can be as you masturbate and talking to someone. It’s so much better!

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Fish Porn

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When ones think of bestiality, they usually think of dogs or horses, but apparently some people find dead fish the hottest thing going to fuck. Yes, dead fish. Like many topics I write about, I think this can’t be real, it must be a joke, then I get to researching and am usually shocked and horrified when I realize, yes, this is real, yes people are actually doing this.

Where does one even start to get an idea of playing with a dead, slimy, scaly fish? How does ones mind go there? I really cannot imagine, yet fishermen are doing the nasty with their catches and then watching their wives be nasty too with what they bring home. Now I’d heard the legend that centuries ago sailors from a distance would see manatees and think them mermaids, and some lusty sailors have even been known to frolic with the dolphins and supposedly they have very human like vaginas, and dolphins are very friendly creatures and have active sex lives not just for procreation, but for pleasure. They are very intelligent animals and have been seen masturbating and even made sexual advances towards trainers. These are not usually the fish ones are playing with though.

Imagine going on a fishing trip and catching a few trout and then thinking, hey, that mouth looks mighty inviting, how about I just slide my cock in there…Very odd, yet there’s no shortage of such pics online and people have even been arrested and put to jail for having them on their phones in the UK. Lots of ladies as well think rubbing a dead fish on their pussy is also a sexy thing to do. Maybe they need to come out with a fish shaped vibrator.

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What Do We Have Here?

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Upskirting is where a guy sneaks up on a woman and catches a quick pic up her skirt so he sees her panties, or if he’s really lucky, she won’t be wearing any. In the days before digital camera and cameras in cell phones, guys at dances would put little mirrors on the tips of their shoes hoping to also catch such clandestine glimpses of panties and pussies, though how they could avoid women seeing said mirrors is beyond me, no clue how they wouldn’t be easily seen.

Some men love to stand around stair cases and look up, or escalators in malls hoping for such visuals. Two states have made it illegal to take such pictures, with fines and jail time resulting. Many guys will always want to see what they shouldn’t, whether it’s spying on women in restrooms, or change rooms, locker rooms, ones will always be trying to catch such stolen glimpses, but being a peeping Tom has its consequences. There are whole sites online dedicated to posting such pics and videos, and you are not even safe at the grocery store from guys coming up behind you and shoving a camera phone up your dress.

So I guess the answer is either to wear pants, or skirts down to your ankles, then you need not worry, but most women will have to keep their guard up around them and be vigilant about what’s going on in their area. It’s one step away from groping someone and invading their personal space. Some will always push the limits.

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Let’s Chat

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Some callers love to talk about themselves, they are paying for an audience after all, so it’s certainly within their rights to ramble on about this or that and have a friendly ear to listen to them. Some will talk about their job, girlfriends, going to work out at the gym to maintain their apparently fabulous physiques, to everything you can imagine. Some will have mother issues and go on endlessly about the all powerful MOM they cannot let themselves leave. Yet you mention moving, and there’s always an excuse why they can’t, like they are ten years old.

Some say they are calling for advice, yet when you give your honest opinion, you know they will not be taking said advice, they want tea and sympathy, not advice to rip their lives apart, even when that would be the best thing for everyone, they cannot do it, they are trapped like deer in the headlights, whether it’s mother issues or a dead marriage they will not leave, it’s pathetic and very frustrating to tell them what you think would be for the best, yet they will not change.

It’s honestly easier to just deal with the horny ones that are calling to jerk off, that’s all they want, a voice on the phone for some masturbation assistance. The ones calling for advice is frustrating. I now understand why psychiatrists have a high suicide rate, they get frustrated trying to help people that in most cases do not want to change and they feel like they are beating their heads against a brick wall telling them these are the steps you need to take to change things, and the people just smile and nod and then not do any of the laid out plans because it’s work, it’s difficult, it’s not easy and it’s messy. Very frustrating indeed.

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Masturbation Is Where It’s At

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A caller was telling me that he prefers masturbation to sex with his wife. She, unlike so many wives I hear about, is willing to have sex with her husband, she even initiates it, but he prefers masturbation and finds it a much more intense orgasm. Yes, many men find it a more intense orgasm, women as well, but the emotional component is not here when alone like it is when you’re with someone.

He watches porn for hours everyday before even touching himself, he said when he’s so aroused, he could literally come within ten seconds of touching himself, but with his wife it takes a long time when fucking her to cum. I laughed and said did you tell her she’s so ugly you can’t even cum, and he said no, it’s not that, it’s that it’s just nowhere near as exciting as alone watching porn. What can you say to someone like that? I suggested cutting down on the porn as it was desensitizing him to normal sexual behavior, I’m sure he won’t though.

No one can touch us like we touch ourselves, we feel things at the exact second and know how best to make ourselves cum, another person doing it for us is waiting for cues, signs, directions, feedback that they are doing this right and to our liking, for many, masturbation is the surest way to cum, hard, and how you like. They might as well slap the hand of their lover away and say, “don’t bother, I’ll do it myself!” He actually said he thinks of his wife as a living Fleshlight, gee, I’m sure she’d be so flattered at such a compliment.

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