When ones think of bestiality, they usually think of dogs or horses, but apparently some people find dead fish the hottest thing going to fuck. Yes, dead fish. Like many topics I write about, I think this can’t be real, it must be a joke, then I get to researching and am usually shocked and horrified when I realize, yes, this is real, yes people are actually doing this.
Where does one even start to get an idea of playing with a dead, slimy, scaly fish? How does ones mind go there? I really cannot imagine, yet fishermen are doing the nasty with their catches and then watching their wives be nasty too with what they bring home. Now I’d heard the legend that centuries ago sailors from a distance would see manatees and think them mermaids, and some lusty sailors have even been known to frolic with the dolphins and supposedly they have very human like vaginas, and dolphins are very friendly creatures and have active sex lives not just for procreation, but for pleasure. They are very intelligent animals and have been seen masturbating and even made sexual advances towards trainers. These are not usually the fish ones are playing with though.
Imagine going on a fishing trip and catching a few trout and then thinking, hey, that mouth looks mighty inviting, how about I just slide my cock in there…Very odd, yet there’s no shortage of such pics online and people have even been arrested and put to jail for having them on their phones in the UK. Lots of ladies as well think rubbing a dead fish on their pussy is also a sexy thing to do. Maybe they need to come out with a fish shaped vibrator.
