Get Out Your Raincoats

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When one sees a pic like in this blog, I don’t know how some can deny women squirt. Well, they don’t deny it, but they claim it must be urine. I have never gone pee in all my life and had one enormous gush of liquid come out of me, I don’t even think it possible. A G spot orgasm is supposed to be much more intense than a normal, run of the mill orgasm, I’ve only had the regular kind, so I cannot rightly say what the differences are. Would be interesting to find out.

Only a very small percentage of women are supposed to be able to achieve this type of orgasm, under five percent, but obviously some can, and so many callers have had at one time or another an experience wit such a woman and are always trying to find another, since they seem to love it. Ones that know how to give this type of orgasm talk very proudly that they know how to deliver one, a real sense of accomplishment they feel. Not all men can, so perhaps they should indeed be proud. To give another pleasure, is indeed a good thing.

There’s many videos online of men delivering such orgasms to show men the techniques they will need to have, and for ladies without partners, there’s several types of sex toys designed for you to try it solo and not depend on a guy to get you to gush. I’ve never been curious enough to try such toys, so I cannot speak for their effectiveness, but the elusive G spot orgasm is always just out of reach for many, yet within grasp of others. It can’t hurt to try, you may be missing out if you do not.

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Horny Granny Syndrome

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Are you only as old as you feel? Some can feel still in their twenties but sadly look decades older. Time is the cruelest thing on earth, and none of us can stop its advancing on us. We can try with vitamins and plastic surgeries, but that’s just putting it at bay for a bit.

Fear not, granny porn and older GILF’s, the MILF’s mom, is one of the fastest growing segments in adult entertainment. The grannies are indeed fucking the young studs. And the young studs are wanting them. The older woman is likely to appreciate the younger man, his youth his vitality, his ability to cum many times in many cases. It’s a hot thing, and the young man may be looking for someone to treat him well and perhaps lavish some gifts upon them, it’s a fair trade in some cases.

I’ve had plenty of callers express true desire for women even in their seventies and eighties, and they were dead serious. Their biggest concern was what others, usually the woman’s family, might see as ulterior motives, they did indeed have feelings for the woman. One last week told me about falling for a woman thirty four years older than him and he couldn’t take it, he said it was too painful and he ended it, and I didn’t like that, age shouldn’t matter if the two people involved are happy together. So if you fall for an elderly person, just think inside they might still feel very young. Go for it.

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Cum Eating

 

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Lots of guys do indeed seem to adore their own cum. They like the idea of giving it to us ladies as if it’s the finest thing since whipped cream and some of them like to dine on it themselves. One this week however mentioned something I’d not heard of before, they all seem to have their own little tricks. He liked to use a Fleshlight to masturbate like many guys do, however after he came in it, he tipped it up and drank the contents. Charming.

I’d hear of ones cumming into their hand and licking it off, hoisting their legs above their head and firing it directly into their own mouth, but drinking it from the sheath of a sex toy, that is indeed a new one. Some have mentioned drinking it from condoms, I can’t even imagine having such thoughts as to drink from a condom, but years ago another caller claimed to go to glory holes and collect the condoms and drink from them, pardon me while I barf…

Different strokes for different folks and all that, I guess. I don’t think most women have the same fascination with their own juices that men seem to with their own cum. It’s odd how some want to consume their own cum, others call for cum eating encouragement and then chicken out no matter how badly they claim to want to do it. I saw look, it’s not battery acid, what’s the worst you have to do, brush your teeth or use some mouthwash afterwards? Some guys are beyond silly. I will be there to help them, no matter their choice about consuming their own goo.

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Dress You Up

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One cannot even count when they are a phone sex operator how many men call us up while wearing lingerie. It’s a high percentage. Many times it’s stolen or borrowed garments from the wife or girlfriend or roommate that has absolutely no clue that they are doing this. How they don’t stretch them out, I do not know, but they are very afraid they will get caught, so that’s why they don’t usually buy their own lingerie if they are on a relationship, since they don’t want it found, so they borrow that of their lady and hope no one will discover it.

Now when we are conceived, the default fetus is female, it’s the exposure to hormones that make it male, so some have said by crossdressing of having a desire to return to their female roots, for some is only natural, yet it’s a taboo in most societies for men to dress up and parade around in drag, this is not something most women would find appealing in a partner, hence the secretive nature of ones into this hobby. Some feel like women and say they only feel at home when dressed up like a woman, so it’s a difficult road for them, but it’s a very common situation as any phone girl can tell you how many guys call wearing ladies items when they masturbate.

The silky fabric is one excuse we often hear, yet it’s easy enough to find men’s silk underwear, it’s the fact that it’s for women that gets them going that some are loathe to admit. Some accept that but it’s an odd situation. I don’t think equal numbers of ladies are wearing men’s underwear in return. It’s harmless enough, but still many women would not be able to tolerate this behavior in their partners, so it’s kept a secret most times. Many guys do enjoy being feminized to a degree.

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Pleasant Dreams

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We usually cannot control our dreams, especially sexual ones. We often wake up with a sense of what, I dreamt about THEM??? It can be surprising and comical who we can dream about fucking in our dreams. The ones I’ve had alone are insane, and about people I had no attraction to in real life at all. I’m sure many people’s fall into the boat.

If we are going to have a sex dream, we at least want it to be about celebrities we are attracted to and want to actually fuck, not some bizarre actor we have never given any thought to at all. The subconscious mind is an odd thing, we may wonder if on some level we are indeed attracted to them. When we have sexual dreams about people in our everyday lives we have never thought of sexually before, we often start thinking of them in a different manner and differently than we did before, yet we didn’t ask to have this crazy, sexual dream about them.

Sex dreams are something most of us would like to be having a lot more of. We just wish we could pick who the star of them is! Sex dreams are normal and wet dreams for guys are a common occurrence from puberty onward. Some women wake up having an orgasm, but it’s not nearly as common for women as for men. It’s a lovely sensation when it does happen though! Sex dreams are a mysterious thing and while not quite what you’d call a part of your masturbation routine since we aren’t causing them to happen, nevertheless an important and fun part of our sex lives.

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