When I first heard a client mention armpit fucking, I thought he was just odd, as so many clients are. Then I heard about it somewhere else and thought, wow, there’s actually someone else into this weirdness????
Well, guess it was naive of me to think otherwise. The actual term is called, “Bagpiping”, as in it’s similar to how the bagpipe players have the bag and pipes under their arms to play.
It’s actually one of the non penetrative ways of sex that some use. I mean a tit or foot fuck seems normal in comparison to this! Horny guys will come up with anything to fuck, I am convinced of it. The same client mentioned fucking my ear, now that I don’t know if it’s a common fetish yet or not, I haven’t read up on ear fucking as of yet……But I recall years ago a funny Saturday Night Live skit on nose fucking and nasal contraceptive. Nothing would surprise me anymore.
I guess in the scheme of things it’s actually pretty harmless, but just seems kind of odd. How is one aroused by underarms? I wonder if ones adverse to shaved pussies that are into bagpiping are also wanting unshaved underarms, it would be the equivalent of pubic hair to them after all.
So many of these different practices illicit laughter when I hear about them, I can’t believe a guy is actually turned on by something that seems so downright comical and strange to me. “Hey baby, lift your arm for me and my hard dick.” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as “Oh baby, open those sexy legs for me for my throbbing cock…”
