Sometimes callers tell you funny things about sexual experiences they have had that are amusing. They might not have been funny at the time, but they are looking back. One of my regular callers was telling me about an experience years ago about how he’d been outside trimming some juniper bushes and he happened to see a sexy neighbor lady sunning herself in her nearby yard and he was watching her a little bit as he trimmed away and when he was done the bushes he went inside and felt horny so he started to masturbate.
Seems pretty normal, but then he reveals he’d neglected to wash his hands after trimming the bushes before masturbating and he noticed his hands were starting to itch and burn. The residue from the bushes he’d been handling was having an effect and he was masturbating so he realized his cock was soon going to be burning and stinging like his hands were, since he’d not washed them and he was now massaging juniper bush residue all over his cock. I was laughing so hard as he told me his cock started to get all itchy and he was making a mad dash to wash it off with soap and water to wash off the bush residue before it got worse.
It goes without saying you should wash your hands before touching yourself, but most don’t. I’d doubt most bother to wash them after when they’re coated in cum, let alone before. His post gardening masturbatory incident gone awry did prove comical though. He never did that again, but it’s amazing the things people do in a state of horniness without thinking about the consequences. So if you get horny after doing some yard work, by all means go and masturbate, but wash your hands first. Your dick will thank you!
