Last night a caller that was nineteen called to say he was terribly worried about something. He claimed to have been breastfeeding all these years from his mother, twice a day, and now that he’s leaving to live two and a half hours away for an apprenticeship, he’s not going to have access to her anymore. As I bit my lip to keep from laughing at his absurd claim, he was in all manner serious. I said well, she can either move with you, or weekend feedings on visits will have to suffice. He seemed quite bereft at the situation, saying it had only just crossed his mind.
I’m not saying there’s not men into adult breastfeeding, there are, but the idea that he’s been nursing from mommy his entire life is quite laughable. Then, many calls are laughable that come through to phone sex lines. So many of these men should be contacting mental health professionals, not phone sex operators, but we do our best with the lunatics that call. Not all are into such wild, unbelievable fantasies for sure, but some definitely are in their own stratosphere of weirdness when it comes to their claims.
Some that have called in the past that dream of adult breastfeeding have claimed the women they are suckling on, and not producing milk, are looking off into space, disinterested in the goings on at their breast. They might be indulging their lover and letting him suckle and pretend, but they are bored to tears with the nonsense going on. They are just being too polite to speak up about it. Oh well, if you allow such things, they will continue. Is it normal after the birth of a child for a husband to try the breast milk? I’d say yes, but to make it a regular thing and fetishize it, not so much.
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