Teeth Or No Teeth?

There is the pleasure of blow jobs, and then there is the oh so different pleasure of blow jobs without teeth. I can’t say I haven’t heard of this before, but never has anyone mentioned it to me personally until a few days ago. This man mentioned how much he loved giving blow jobs, then he also mentioned he had false teeth, and how much more pleasurable it was for the other person when he removed his dentures…

It’s honestly pretty gross! But I can see how it would feel better. I have had some guys talk about how they like teeth during blow jobs, some even like to be bitten to the point of drawing blood, but the no teeth thing would give the mouth a pussy-like feel to it. One I used to talk to had some kind of tooth cover mouthguard he used to insert into his mouth prior to sucking cock. His boyfriend actually called him pussymouth or cuntface, such charming nicknames, no? He would go on about having his teeth removed to please his boyfriend, but I think he was all talk. He used to talk about being castrated and keeping his balls in a jar on the mantle as well, so I think he’s in a bit of a different league.

“Honey, would you take your dentures out?” Doesn’t really have much of a romantic ring to it, does it now? Imagine hearing that as your romantic love call? Good grief. There are just so many bad jokes about this no teeth blow job thing, I don’t know where to start.

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