I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!

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Something that has happened to many people that they are not exactly forthcoming with is sex related injuries. Many of us are embarrassed to admit to a doctor how we may have come by an injury. When a woman is in the riding on top position, a common injury for a guy can be a sprained penis if it pops out a bit too far and the woman comes down on it, crunch! OUCH! This really does require medical attention, it can create an actual bend in the penis. I don’t know what they do for you, but you need to get that looked at.

Slips in the tub and shower can come about from sex standing up in there too, it’s a slippery place under the best of times, add some vigorous sex to the mix and you’ve got an accident waiting to happen. People getting overly playful in bed can fall off and out of the bed and onto the floor a couple of feet below. Overly vigorous sex can cause micro tears in the vagina, anus and along the penis. Lube is always a good thing and prevents many micro tear situations.

Masturbation accidents happen too, we don’t always have to be with a partner for mishaps to occur. I can personally attest to this one. *Blushes* I was having a personal phone date with someone I was then going to mail panties too wet with my juices. After I came I thought it might be easier to wipe myself with the panties standing rather than laying down and I didn’t turn the light on. With one foot up on the bed, and the other on the floor, I toppled over and fell. I was badly bruised for weeks, and it’s a miracle I didn’t break my wrist or fall on one of the cats!

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Satin And Lace

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A sexual pleasure for many men is seeing their lady all done up in sexy lingerie. Satins, lace, corsets, stockings, it’s all very pretty and can help you look your sexiest for your man. He will love to unwrap you like a present, untying your bows and unhooking your bra, garter belt, and corset. All the good stuff before he gets to the even better stuff that lies beneath.

For centuries, since 3000BC, lingerie in one form or another has been a part of women’s wardrobes. If you think underwire bras today are not a thing of comfort, they are the lap of luxury compared to corsets filled with whale bones that made you stand up so straight you’d be in pain and were responsible for nearly driving some whales to the point of extinction they were hunted so for their bones, it’s hard to believe people wore garments filled with bones and later steel cages to look better under their clothes. I’m too into comfort to bother with that stuff!

The fabrics and designs today are as good as it gets, every color of the rainbow, and in many different types of designs to make you not only look your best under clothes, but appealing to your man in case you just want to briefly wear things in the bedroom for some pre sex ogling and appreciation, that seems about as long as I’d want to wear something for. Many men out there are into panties and stockings, both for their ladies and for themselves, the tactile sensations that feel so good are indeed a turn on for them as well.

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By the Glow Of Candlelight

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A pleasure for many is the romantic atmosphere itself. What says romance more than a lovely room, that smells beautiful and is lit by the light of several candles? Candles today are more than just for looks as well, many candles melt into a massage oil for couples to enjoy and indulge in. They are low heat burning candles and melt into a wonderful oil that can be massaged into your lover before embarking on a wonderful and romantic filled evening of passionate lovemaking.

They are beautiful to look at, often are infused with wonderful and fruity scents to please the nose and nothing gives the warm, welcoming glow that candles do. A woman, and man too for that matter, look best by the forgiving glow of candlelight. Not everyone has a beautiful, roaring fireplace, but anyone can bring the warmth of candles into their bedroom to help set the mood, no matter their budget. You don’t need to always get expensive, fancy candles, the dollar store even has a fine selection of them to lend a lovely warm glow to your bedroom.

Surprise your lover by having a bedroom all set and lit with them when they come home from a hard day at the office, have the bathroom filled with tiny votive candles as well, draw a sensual bubble bath for them, and maybe crawl in and join them…Mmmmmm, always nice to get nice and clean before you plan on getting dirty together! Get as many as you can, a few dozen in various sizes and see what sort of evening of romance you can create.

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The Excitement Of A New Lover

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The excitement of a new lover is something many of us look forward to with great anticipation. The build up, the intensity, the newness of it all. The anticipation is frequently greater than the actual event sad to say, and to some, once that new feeling is over, they are conquered and done. One client I have goes on and on about new girls, he sees escorts regularly and usually not twice. Once they have been had, the grass is always greener in the next pasture over.

And wouldn’t you know, I’m the “great love of his life”. And of course he can’t ever have me. Good thing, since I’ve no doubt if he did, I’d never get another die eoff of him, once I’d have been sampled, I’d lose all appeal. So have to keep up the from afar thing going. He only lives less than a couple of hours away and I don’t think he’s a lunatic or anything, but if he ever got that foot in the door, he’d be lost to me forever as a client and all money would stop. He goes on about new escorts as if he’s a kid in a candy store. “Look at this one! Oh, I want that one!” the insatiable need for something new and different is the downfall of some men. I wonder what goes on in his wife’s head.

Can an actual event ever live up to our anticipation of it? Sometimes the first time can be the best time, other times, it gets better as it goes along and you discover more about the person and know what each other likes more and more. In those cases, the first time is just a jumping off point to bigger and better and more enjoyable experiences with that person.

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Fat Ass

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Now there are guys that like big girls and guys that love big asses. Some fairly normal sized girls, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian come to mind, have overly large out of proportion asses, yet many guys adore such a figure. From talking to so many men, I have determined most prefer sex in the doggy style position. Obviously the ass is the view they see in this position unless they are doing it in the dark. Asses matter, and a flat one is not desirable.

In Brazil, one of the most popular plastic surgeries is not breast augmentation, it is buttock implants. The beaches of Rio are apparently filled with ass implants. Some asses are too big though, there indeed can be too much of a good thing. The ass pictured here reminds me of a pumpkin if it was white, with the ridges, or a bulb of garlic, way out of proportion to the much slimmer waist, yet you can bet some guy somewhere is indeed drooling over this overly ample ass and jerking off to it and imagining fucking it with great gusto and passion. You’d need a slightly larger than average cock I’d think to fuck from behind with such a plump ass.

Then you have the ones into “queening”. Face sitting with that fat ass on their face. I don’t know how the poor devil wouldn’t have been smothered to death with that great big behind on them. As we get older, our more plump parts usually do indeed seem to deflate and become much less attractive. Flabby and swinging and not good to look at, at all. These are times for the lights to be out and do it in darkness and save ourselves the embarrassment of what time has done to us.

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