World of Sexual Pleasures

There’s Only One Candy with the Hole in the Middle

Posted on November 29, 2021 by Sharon

There’s one interest that clearly becomes apparent the longer you do this job, and that’s the number of guys into anal sex and anything to do with anal. Most of their wives and girlfriends won’t indulge them with their desire to play amateur proctologist, so they call we phone sex ladies to get their fill of all things ass. Some are into their own, some into others, some into both. It’s really quite charming when you get a guy on the phone and he gleefully declares he’s got three fingers up his ass and he’s then going to smell them. There are no words.

Some are using toys on themselves, dildos they have borrowed from their girlfriends that the girlfriends have no idea they are sharing. Guys, that’s just gross, buy your own toys if you must, but to stick it up where the sun don’t shine and then she’s unknowingly using it in her vag, please. And don’t pretend you’re washing it after, I’d best most are not. Some desire to stretch a woman or themselves to the max. Hope you enjoy wearing adult diapers in your later years, hope it was worth it. Some want to lick and sniff their girlfriends ass like they were a dog at a park meeting another dog.

Butt plugs are quite popular with callers, they seem to like to have them in for extended periods and rock back and forth on them. Many confess they would love to have anal sex, but have never met a woman that would agree to it. They watch so much porn where it’s presented as the norm, they want to try it for themselves. Porn has really given so many unrealistic expectations, that their reality will seldom live up to what they’ve seen and desired. Are you doing something naughty with your ass right now? You just might be, I know!

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She Licked My Pussy

Posted on November 22, 2021 by Sharon

Several years ago when both myself and my roommate were between boyfriends, we had a conversation about how best to alleviate our sexual frustrations. She was honestly the only person I ever had an in depth discussion about masturbation habits. I’d rather have died than discuss that with most people, but with her, it just seemed like just another topic to talk about and for some reason it wasn’t at all awkward. She’d confessed to me she’d experimented sexually with women when she was in college. She didn’t consider herself bisexual, but she’d enjoyed the experiences and said she’d be open to try them again with the right person. I was of course curious.

She asked if I’d done the same and I said no, the opportunity had never presented itself. I lived with her, so I knew she was a clean person, you can’t be sure about someone unless you live with them what they are really like. She asked me if I’d like to try, that she would take the lead and we could stop at any time if I was uncomfortable. I said I’d be willing. It had been months since either of us had been with a partner, so we were both craving human touch.

One night there was a knock at my door and she came in and I pulled back my covers. We started to kiss and soon she was touching me between my legs and went down and began to lick my pussy. I’d never been so aroused or excited in my life. The way she licked me was on a whole other level than when a man has done it. She teased my clit with her slow, deliberate licks and had me cumming in no time. It was one of the most erotic experiences of my entire life.

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He Spied on His Step Mom

Posted on November 15, 2021 by Sharon

A caller was telling me how it used to excite him when he was in his teens and he used to spy on his step mom. He watched her masturbate many times when she thought she was alone. It made him so horny when he’d come across her doing it, he would start rubbing his own cock and cum in his pants. The first time he came home earlier than expected. His father was still at work and he came in and heard noises, he soon realized it was her moaning when he went to look. Her door was open a crack and he could see her reflection in the dresser mirror when he looked in and she was playing with herself.

She was so absorbed in what she was doing, she had no idea she was being watched. He said she was spread eagle on the bed, legs spread wide, her hand a blur on her crotch she was moving her fingers so fast over her clit. He could hear faint squishing noises from her wet cunt. He was so turned on, he reached into his pants and touched his cock and soon erupted in his pants.

Another time she was in the basement watching the big screen t.v. they had down there and watching some soft porn and he’d started down the stairs and watched her touching herself as she watched the movie. He stopped in his tracks since he didn’t want the stairs to creak and get her attention. Once she finished and there was a louder scene in the movie, he dashed back upstairs and right to his bedroom to rub his young, hard cock, thinking of her getting turned on by the movie she was watching. His balls filled with cum and soon shot their load as he pictured her with one leg draped over the arm of the sofa stroking her wet pussy.

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I Want Them Cut Off

Posted on November 8, 2021 by Sharon

One interesting call I had was from a man that wants his balls removed. He’s certainly not the first caller to make such a statement, either. He suffers from sexual anxiety. He hasn’t fucked his wife in over seven years, but he has an average sized penis. He can’t get erect and is a premature ejaculator. He can however get erect and last during masturbation, so it’s strictly a psychological issue. He’s been to several therapists over the years, done all their recommended exercises and to no avail. He said he doesn’t understand why they just cannot accept some men are just sexual failures. Some cannot be helped.

He’s right, some are beyond help or really do not want help deep down. You cannot save someone that does not want to be saved. So his wife fucks other men and he knows it. He considered divorce at first, but he ultimately realizes he cannot blame her, since he can never provide a normal sex life. He’s also infertile and said his wife had three miscarriages, he knew none of them were his. So, coming to the conclusion his genitals are useless, he feels removal is likely best. I said many men should be “de-balled”.

He said he’d fantasized about a world where most men were made to be eunuchs, that the top twenty percent would be the breeders and lovers, the bottom eighty percent would be castrated and made to be the beta male family men that would have no sex lives or drive whatsoever. It was an interesting conversation to be sure. It would prove to be an interesting experiment, even if it was just in one country, but he felt it should be worldwide for women to benefit universally. He said his balls should go, as they serve no purpose whatsoever.

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Nocturnal Caresses

Posted on November 1, 2021 by Sharon

One thing most of us have experienced is waking up horny. You are restless, or maybe had a sexy dream and just know you won’t be able to get back to sleep unless you have an orgasm. Maybe you woke up to go pee and once you get back in bed, your hand just begins to wander and all of a sudden you’re stroking that suddenly hard cock and making yourself cum, but you’re not totally awake. When you wake up in the morning you wonder if it was all a dream. It has a surreal quality to it, yet it’s very sensual.

Sometimes when you wake up, you still have that relaxed, post orgasmic feeling in your genitals and vaguely recall what happened, but can’t remember the specific details. Callers will sometimes call up in the middle of the night with a situation like this, where they woke up horny and need some relief before they go back to dreamland. They are not totally aware, just kind of out of it in a funny way, but certainly awake enough to know they need to give their hard cocks some attention and a good massage. Precum flowing, cock standing up and needing some self love.

Have you maybe just woken up now and are horny? Is your hand wandering down to that hard dick of yours and is stroking away? Masturbation is always so much nicer with someone to talk to. Maybe we to are freshly awake and our pussies are needing some attention and we are stroking them idly. Our hard clits and nipples, oh please pick up that phone and let’s enjoy one another, dawn isn’t far away. Let the ecstasy overtake us and enjoy our masturbation together. You know you won’t regret it, your full balls will thank you.