Bend Over

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One thing I have for some reason noticed a sharp incline in men’s sexual interest in the nearly seven years I’ve been in this business is men’s desiring anything anal. What I used to hear a few times a week, has now become a few times a day. I’m not quite sure what is to blame for this, whether it’s more anal in porn they are watching, or what exactly.

Most women aren’t going to have an issue talking about this topic, but it’s a real turn off for me so I just wince when they mention it and some parts of it I won’t even go there, not even for money. It’s a cultural taboo for many. I laughed once when a man said he wanted to talk about something really taboo, and I was afraid I’d have to decline him, but when I asked what and he said anal sex I laughed, thinking if you could hear some requests I get, that’s pretty tame in comparison. Maybe more women are also showing an interest in various types of anal explorations, I’m not sure, I don’t get enough lady callers to make a judgment on that.

Porn seems to be the trendsetter in many things sexual, more and more women are getting their anuses bleached, so obviously they are being shoved in someone’s face for them to be looked at and them to be concerned about their skin coloring on their rear ends. Many more men and women, are going for ass waxing as well, now that is a sanitary issue, the bleaching is purely cosmetic, so I can understand the appeal of that if ones are into venturing south beyond the balls shall we say. To each their own.

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Masturbation Accessories

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Some people as much as they might like sex with other people, do prefer to keep their masturbation just for themselves and are not into interactive masturbation with other people. For ones like this, porn and sex toys can be very arousing. Most men are very visual and find it exciting to watching porn, sometimes even porn of a nature they may not get to live out in their real lives, like watching two women together. Not all men are lucky enough to have gotten to be involved in a threesome, so they may very much enjoy porn like that.

Some guys may also enjoy tranny porn. They may be too hesitant to go after a tranny experience in real life, but may enjoy the idea of a “girl with a surprise” that they can safely watch in a porn movie as they masturbate and fantasize what it would be like to actually be with a shemale or a tranny or an Asian Ladyboy. It’s a fantasy to live out safely as they masturbate, not something most would actually go out and do. Cuckold porn is another popular one many men enjoy as they masturbate, they may have cuckold fantasies but wouldn’t feel comfortable asking their wife or girlfriend to indulge them in real life. Porn for many is the way they can get involved in such a scenario without the real life consequences.

Sex toys for men have grown in leaps and bounds in recent years. It used to be mainly for ladies, but men have many different types of artificial vaginas, other body parts and prostate stimulators available to them. For ones with a big budget, they can go whole hog and get a custom made silicone love doll worth over $10,000 and enjoy her, she’s nearly as good as the real thing and can be custom ordered to look how you want a dream girl to look. At first glance these dolls can indeed appear very lifelike. Masturbation can be enhanced in many different ways with these accessories. You don’t only need just your imagination.

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Sister, Brother, Sister

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One of my regular callers loves to fantasize about his sisters, when they were kids. He likes to think of the two of them and him all being naughty together in his parents bed. Exploring each others bodies in a naughty, juvenile threesome. It’s one of his favorite fantasies to indulge in. He loves the idea of watching them go down on each other in front of him while he jerks off and enjoys their young tongues exploring each others hairless pussies as he gets more and more excited.

Then they take turns fucking him with their virgin pussies, so tight and juicy for him to explore, with his mouth and then his cock. He talks about their lithe gymnast and dancer bodies from the lessons they take and are in such good, firm shape from. How flexible they are, how smooth and youthful and sexy. He likes them getting warmed up before he even touches them, them pulling on each others nipples with their teeth and fingers, rubbing each others pussies and getting all gooey in their youthful excitement.

Fucking and cumming in his sisters is a very hot fantasy for him, not just for himself, but watching them together. He does have other fantasies about young girls, the Girl Scouts that come to his door selling cookies, well he’d love to invite a couple in and show them all the naughty things they have yet to be taught in life. Youth certainly does have its appeal to many people, and the naughty things they think of doing with the said youth does enhance their masturbation experiences.

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The Love Lesson

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One of my good callers has a mommy daughter fantasy, which I usually dislike enough that I don’t even go there, but in this one he doesn’t have mommy and daughter doing anything with each other, it’s mommy arranging the daughter’s first time and being there during it to instruct her just what to do so she learns, there’s no direct contact between them.

Mommy asks a good friend of hers that’s patient, her age, understanding and trustworthy to be her daughter’s first so she will be shown how nice and good it can be, not with some inexperienced fumbler her own age that doesn’t know what he’s doing and that will blow his load in 5 seconds. She wants her daughter to have a very good experience and be there to guide her through it, sitting off in a chair beside the bed telling her what to do, how to properly give a blow job, how to relax and be patient and not rush and she’s also impressed by the size of the cock her friend has that she’s never seen before.

I don’t think in reality many of us would want our mom’s off to the side showing us the ropes like this with one of their friends as our sexual instructor, but hey, people have their little fantasies and I guess as far as the mommy daughter fantasies I’ve heard before, this is pretty tame. Daughter turns out to be a good student and the friend very patient and mom pleased with the love lesson that she just arranged.

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Pillow Humping

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A pleasure for many naughty masturbators is pillow humping. One of the first things people try and masturbate with. I seemed to have skipped this stage and never did it, I went right to fingers. The thought of putting something between my legs my face is meant to rest on, I’m too fussy for that, too worried, it’s just gross! At least have a “dedicated” pillow if this is your sex toy of choice, and wash it every time, but I think we all know most wouldn’t bother.

It’s a more interactive way of masturbating, hands free. But seems a lot of work, a lot of full body motion required here, way too much work for me! I’d rather just lay there and let one hand do the work! Even animals hump things, I’ve never had a dog, but have heard of many dogs that humped everything from pillows, to stuffed animals to blankets, humpers have lots of company. Germs aside, it’s harmless, not expensive, unless you’re defiling expensive goose feather pillows, you could get a cheap foam pillow at Walmart and be good to go.

Grinding, humping, clothed, unclothed, all kinds of possibilities here. Many people like to hump other people, let alone inanimate objects. Every home would likely have a pillow in it, and when one is too young to be able to buy traditional sex toys, you use what objects are at hand, and even thought fingers are more at hand than anything, some like to grind I guess and a pillow will do nicely.

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