Hot Sounds In The Bedroom

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What could be hotter than listening to the sex sounds of your lover, whether in person right in your ear as you’re fucking for real, or on the phone during phone sex. Sex sounds can be different things to different people. When I mentioned to a guy I was chatting with how sometimes there can even be very little talking during some kinds of phone sex, he assumed that meant I loved dick rubbing noises! I laughed and said no, that’s the last kinds of sounds I wish to hear and here he was going on about wet, squelching cock sounds, oh yuck, no!

Many guys do ask for the phone to be held down to hear wet pussy sounds, also something I find quite gross, yet some love it, I guess it brings about a realism that real sex would for some. Some of us love the breathing and moaning sounds that can drive you wild and imagining their breath on your neck, almost being able to feel it on you as they exhale and it seems so realistic, even if only over the phone.

I’ve often wondered how sex must differ for deaf people. Obviously the physical sensations would be the same, but all the audio stimulation, from squeaking bed springs to moans and groans, they simply wouldn’t have that or know what it sounds like, and that’s missing out on so much pleasure. Perhaps the average person isn’t as auditory as I am, so it wouldn’t be so much of a loss, I honestly don’t know. It’s just so hot though when they sound right, it’s hard to imagine everyone wouldn’t find as much pleasure in that, yet some are just so visual and turned on by porn. To each their own I guess. Many do love and appreciate it though.

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Be Romantic For The One You Love

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One of the greatest pleasures is sex, especially between you and someone you love. If you don’t have anyone, or sadly sometimes even if you do and they aren’t interested in sex anymore, you can have phone sex with another person and still cum much harder than you would alone. This week is Valentine’s Day and hopefully if you have someone to spend that day or night with you will be able to come up with some naughty, kinky ideas you might do together.

With the new 50 Shades of grey movie coming out, light bondage, blindfolds, all kinds of fun stuff might become much more widespread. Now that kind of fun isn’t for everyone, but the movie might make experimentation a bit more widespread. The old cliches are usually true. Most women would love a nice dinner, champagne, roses, jewelry, a nice evening out. It might be a bit clichéd yes, but that doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be welcome before a nice evening of lovemaking with candles and maybe even some chocolate body paint to paint some naughty words all over each other and then lick them off.

Bubble baths to clean off the sticky afterwards, the night can be romantic from beginning to end. Ones that are alone and resorting to phone sex, might be looking for a bit of romance and a girlfriend experience call might be just the ticket they need to feel a bit of love in their lives, only if for the length of a call. So see what sort of plans you can make to make your significant other feel special this Valentine’s Day. Make it a night to remember for the both of you!

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Sexual Fun With Food

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Food isn’t just for eating and nourishment, food can and is being used for naughty sexual purposes as well. I had a lady caller a few weeks ago that asked me if I’d ever masturbated with yogurt. I can honestly say I haven’t. I said I just use regular lube. She seemed to like the yogurt though, and well, it is more natural than lube, and is used by women vaginally at times for yeast infections, so certainly couldn’t harm you in any way.

She had also played with cucumbers and bananas and asked if I’d tried it. No, not for me, but ones are doing things with phallic shaped foods. Men have certainly called while using them and have even consumed them afterwards, sort of a getting rid of the evidence act in case wifey asks why a perfectly good carrot or cucumber is sitting on top of the garbage. That’s one way to get rid of it. Cutting holes in fruits or vegetables is something a great many men have tried to simulate a pussy. I guess a melon is a lot cheaper than a Fleshlight. Food – the disposable sex toy.

Once in a while a caller will ask if I’ve ever poured all over myself and smeared it all over my body, like pudding, custard, oatmeal, honey. No, can’t say that I have, but some love the idea of the messiness of it. One did say once he wanted to fill my pussy with honey and jam. I recall as a child reading my mom’s Penthouse Forum magazines I took when she wasn’t looking and reading about a man that written in that he and his girlfriend had gotten take out hamburgers and he stuffed it between her pussy lips and ate it out of her like that. Firstly, I’d be worried about hot food being placed between my pussy lips, second, imagine the mess! Grease, ketchup, onions, mustard, relish, oh Lord, what a mess to clean out if your cunt lips weren’t seared from the hot food! I have read those “mailed in” letters were fake, perhaps this was one of those!

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I Wanna Fuck Your Feet!

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Foot jobs and foot lovers all over may be lining up to get one of these. Creepy as it is to masturbate with what looks like a severed foot, ones can now slide their dick into a Fleshlight type toy in the shape of a foot and get off into it. Complete with fancy, strappy sandals for full effect. I guess if your foot fetish extended to shoe fetish, you could even buy new shoes to go on your new masturbation toy.

There are many sorts of disembodied body parts you can find on online sex toy shops, from breasts, asses, pussies, torsos, heads, it looks like a cleaned up crime scene pic minus the blood and gore. All I can think of is some Dexter episode gone horribly awry when I see these “parts” that guys are masturbating with. A Fleshlight I kind of get, it’s not too creepy, but some of these are full size body part simulators, some you can even fill up with warm water to make feel *body temperature*. The parts things seem even more creepy than the full sized expensive love dolls that are thousands of dollars.

I recall linking one such toy to a client once and asking him his opinion. He said he was sure it likely felt good, but after he’d cum he said he’d bet he’d be awash with an overwhelming sense of shame at it! I was laughing at his description. Another client I had acquired a pair of breasts that he loved to do titty fucks with, it has some sort of suction cup thing on the back and he’s stick it down to a table top and go to town on it and feel no such shame at all. I guess for some, they take the place of a real woman, but unless she was an amputee with a false leg, you wouldn’t be fucking into the hollow of her ankle.

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Please Suck My Cock

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Some of the callers that confess things to me never cease to amaze me. One poor guy told me in his 14 year marriage, his ex wife never once gave him a blow job, yet she expected oral from him on her. The selfishness of some people is really mind boggling to be sure. He said as soon as his marriage was over one of the first things he did was see an escort and get a blow job. He hadn’t had one since before he met his ex wife.

Obviously he was a submissive to tolerate such behavior from his wife and he said yes, he was totally submissive and he’s always worried about sounding perverted when in fact his calls are very vanilla compared to most. There are in fact many men going around in states of sexual deprivation, and not just for oral sex. Sex in general, and it astounds me more are not willing to either leave their marriages entirely or see women on the side at the very least. They still defend the cold wives and call me harsh for saying they should kick their cold fish wives to the curb. They are really in prisons of their own making and content to stay there it seems.

Oral sex is a pleasure for many and having a partner that can please us in that way and keep themselves nice for us. Not everyone is into being shaved bare, but it’s a good thing to at least ask your partner if they’d like that if you are not shaved or waxed. Maybe they like the natural look, but they might not and be a bit shy to ask you to remove it, so it’s a courteous thing to do to ask. Who knows, you might get a lot more oral if you do!

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