Lick That Ass

A pleasure for many dirty boys and girls is rimming. Some just love to either lick the ass of another or have theirs licked. One gal said it’s so humiliating and degrading, it turns her on like nothing else. It’s true the number of nerve endings there is very great and the feel of a warm, wet flickering tongue on your little rosebud for some is enough to drive them wild.

Many gay males just starting out don’t jump right into anal sex. Hand jobs, blow jobs and rim jobs is something they usually start with before going to anal sex. Rimming though isn’t just for gays, lots of people have learned to enjoy the backdoor delights much more so in recent years since the widespread consumption of porn make these behaviors seem much more normal and common place than ones would think. Many sex shops online now have enema kits meant for pre rimming cleaning, so you’re just as clean inside as out if you choose to engage in this practice. A shower or bath is just cleaning the outside, not the inside. So conscientious ones often use an enema before they shower or bathe.

Some callers certainly like to talk about ass licking and tongue fucking and the submissive ones like to be made to lick the ass of the perfect Mistress and be in total subservience. It can be a risky behavior, so it’s best to get tested beforehand, yet most will not bother. So if you get hepatitis from licking their dirty backside, don’t come crying to me, you dirty bastard! We wouldn’t recommend eating at Taco Bell within 72 hours before this sexual adventure either. You don’t want any surprises!

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Getting Caught Masturbating

Most people that would get caught masturbating would be horrified, embarrassed, ashamed, speechless. Some have been mentally scarred for life due to the reactions of someone walking in on them. Many callers that ask for spanking calls have the root cause as mommy having walked in on them decades before and punishing them, humiliating them, shaming. Others have fantasies where mommy walks in and helps them out and then turns them into a man and fucks them hard.

Others have actually arranged to be walked in on, as it turns them on so much to be watched. One man I spoke with this week was walked in on by his aunt when he was a young teen and luckily she did the best possible thing, turned around and walked out and pretended that nothing happened. That is the best thing to do. Even though he’d not had a “thing” for her before this incident, her walking in just as he was spurting his cum all out has made him fantasize about her until this day. It’s never been spoken of, and he was plenty embarrassed when it happened.

Needless to say, we phone girls hear about stories like this all the time. Doors with no locks, people barging in without knocking. Risky masturbatory encounters when you thought people were asleep in the same room, or with open doors people could have seen in. Horniness does indeed impede our judgment and make us take risks we normally would take if we were in a normal state of mind.

 

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Mark My Words

Men have an odd way of liking to mark a woman as their territory. Some like to shoot their cum on them, some like to pee on them, hickies do in a pinch as a “love mark”. Not many will go so far as to have a tattoo, that usually doesn’t work out. Think of how many celebrities have had names of their significant others tattooed onto themselves and then they break up soon afterwards. Well a less permanent solution is body writing. I’ve even had clients call that have written certain words on their bodies in red lipstick. Usually words like slut, whore, fag.

One used to email me pics of himself with these words on him during a call and he’d then ask me for what more words to write on himself. Ones that like to write on others are leaving their mark on another, albeit temporarily. I think it could be kind of sexy to have someone write on you. One personal phone partner asked me to write on my ass and send him a picture of it. I said it would be too hard to write on myself backwards and in that position, so I never did, but it seems like a fun and harmless thing to do really.

For many, it’s an act of humiliation. I’ve seen porn pics of women with whore and slut and cum dump written on their faces, breasts and torso. It’s marking them as property and not respectfully so. Many enjoy humiliation though and being marked by their master is something they enjoy. Not quite the same as being collared, but a gesture nonetheless of submission and obedience.

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Phone Sex For Your Pleasure

Phone sex is a pleasure for lots of people, even in this day and age. I recall a few months ago on a personal naughty site I am on for pleasure not business, a guy asking me what I did for a living and I said I did phone sex. He somehow found this quite hilarious and couldn’t believe someone in this day and age actually still did this and even said, “what is this, 1912?” He didn’t quite get it, that guys were not all asking for cam.

Many if not most callers are certainly not interested in listening to a woman cum, fake, real or otherwise. They have bizarre fantasies they need to talk about and work through that have nothing to do with the desire for looking at a woman masturbate or even hear them. Ones not in the biz or the hobby of phone sex just do not get it. Yes, it’s still an interest to many to be an enhancement to their masturbation routine. There’s nothing like sharing your orgasm with another person, alone seems so, well, alone once you have tried phone sex.

To be able to talk with a girl about whatever turns you on and have them engage with you, well many tell me it’s the next best thing to actually having sex and it feels great to be talked to and listened to as you’re having such an intimate moment. Phone sex is just one of many ways people can enhance their masturbation, web cam sex, cyber sex they are fun for many people as well, but the phone next to your ear as you get off with another person is a pretty sexy hobby in my opinion.

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Here, Let Me Suck On It…

 

One thing that guys wish to talk a lot about on calls is blow jobs. Not a surprise at all. I asked one what kind of call he was looking for to see what he liked, and he said, just a blow job call. Simple enough. He said when asked, he really preferred it to intercourse. Anytime we can just lay back and let someone else do all the work and us reap the reward, sure, one can see where that’s a real pleasure. He’s certainly not the only one that has said they prefer a blow job above all else either, I hear that quite a bit.

Not sure if you could call it selfish, I guess anyone interested in seeking hedonistic pleasure could in fact be called selfish. The pleasures of feeling your cock licked, sucked, kissed and teased for some men is the ultimate pleasure of any sexual delight there is. One man I talk to who’s been very vocal about it being by far his favorite activity, I asked him once how he’d deal with a girlfriend that didn’t like to give them. He was sort of shocked at the idea, it hadn’t occurred to him some wouldn’t go for it. He said he’d somehow manage to live with their blow job aversion, but I find that hard to believe considering how blow job centered he is. I think it would be a very short term relationship!.

A girl told me once she loves giving blow jobs, that it makes her so wet. No doubt some women do feel this way, they love the power of the act. Most guys would love one daily for sure. Orally pleasing your man is a way to keep them happy and addicted to you if you know what you’re doing. In other words, if you send out your guy starving, don’t be surprised if he eats out. Keep them pleased and they’ll be less likely to look elsewhere. So many callers are deprived by their women, some haven’t ever had a blow job. One caller in his 60’s, his wife would never try it, and she’s the only woman he’s ever been with, so he will never know the pleasure of being orally satisfied.

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