Making Noises

Sometimes guys just want to see how far you will go on the phone for money. I have had ones that asked for a lot more than dirty talk. They wanted to amuse themselves at my expense and for money, why not. I’ve had several ask me to sing to them. Some have sent me lyrics to songs they wanted to hear, others just come up with stuff off the top of their head.

I recall one saying he wanted to hear “Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley. He seemed drunk and was laughing, but I did my best with what I could recall of the lyrics. Others have wanted animal noises, yet interestingly enough, they weren’t into bestiality, they for some reason just wanted me to act foolish. One current one that is heavily into breast milk fetish and big breasts and human milking barns likes me to moo like a cow for him, he calls it my “sexy moo.” He’ll say, “Give me a sexy moo,” and if I laugh I’m told not to, so I control it.

Others have had me to bark like a dog and baa like a sheep, I admit to doing such silly things shortly after I started for the sake of novelty, but the pay would have to be higher for me to engage in such antics now. I was actually asked to bark just last week and turned him down. My price has gone up for animal noises! Crazy characters, I guess they could ask for worse. Some have asked for farting noises or burping. I’ll go so far as a burp, any other bodily noises will be simulated only.

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Snap, Crackle, Pop!

Bag popping, balloon fetish, ones have said the popping is similar to an orgasm for ones into this fetish. The blowing up, the build up, the popping, the release. Seems a harmless enough, if odd fetish for ones to be into. Only a few men have called into balloons, none into bag popping yet, but I’m sure they’re out there. The growing pressure of their impending release as the bag is played with at the same time, and likely they will cum and blow their load as the bag is popped.

Some into bag popping fetish are also into balloons, yet will have a preference for one over the other. Some are also into watching bubbles being blown with bubble gum I read when I visited bag popping forums, yes, such sites do exist. Some like the sound of paper bags over plastic ones. I did once have a conversation with a man with an inflatable pool toy fetish, which as its inflatable, I guess it’s a different branch on the same tree.

Makes you wonder if guys into farting fetish are to be included in this same group, it’s a pop of a different sort, so to speak! The release of air and a small “explosion”. Oh well, fairly harmless and fun in a way. Who among us as kids didn’t go to town when we got our hands on bubble wrap? I think most of us did! Even as adults, one guy I’ve talked to that worked at a company with a mini steam roller type of rig told me he placed a ton of bubble wrap on the ground and drove over it to make a lot of popping noises just for fun.

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Curious Girls

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Something many of us fantasize about and wish we had an opportunity for is a same sex encounter. Most won’t go after it, but if a chance for one presented itself, some of us might go for it to see what it’s like. Such a lady caller called me recently that has before.

Lady callers are rare for me, and I wish I got them more frequently, as I quite enjoy talking to them. It’s a nice change of pace from the guys and they are usually much more polite than a male caller and a longer caller, so why wouldn’t I want more lady callers!? This lady was middle aged and married and had always been bi curious and she and her husband frequently talked about this as they had sex and how much she’d love another woman to go down on her, yet she was afraid to pursue it with an escort or some stranger she might meet online on some hookup site. She also didn’t want any friends possibly finding out about her interests, so she felt it was just safer to be kept in the realm of fantasy and a few phone calls a year to phone sex girls to talk about.

I think it’s kind of a shame to never explore such an interest, and such a reachable one at that, but you can’t push people out of their comfort zones. We had a nice talk about me going down on her and pleasuring her as she masturbated on the phone and had a lovely time as I described doing all sorts of deliciously naughty things to her pussy and her breasts as she explored herself with her fingers. I do wish a I got a ton more like her, very nice lady and a nice switch from the usual.

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Let Me Lick Your Cheesy Feet

For every distasteful body odor, trust me, there is a fan for it. One that has been calling of late has a thing for the “cheesy feet” of older ladies. I suggested a garden club would be a good place to find them. Many into gardening are older ladies and after working out in the yard all day, well, the feet would be anything but fresh. I know foot fetish is popular, likely the most popular fetish, and many do enjoy unwashed body smells. Sweaty asses after workouts, and apparently cheesy feet as well.

Making vivid descriptions of the jam between unwashed toes, likely after a few days built up of sweat and dirt together, creating just that perfect mixture of cheese between the toes. Now wouldn’t that just make the perfect cracker topping for these characters. It would surely send them over the edge into ecstasy. One calls occasionally that goes around to yard sales looking for used bedroom slippers, I find it hard to believe anyone would actually sell such items, what, do they put them next to the piles of used underwear? Though hey, used and worn pussy juice soaked panties do indeed have their fans!

They’d likely also love the worn stockings and sweaty shoes that they could masturbate with and drive themselves wild with as they sniff them and masturbate with them at the same time. Dirty, damp, sweaty, cheesy feet, just ripe for the licking as they stroke their cocks at the same time. Yummy!

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Orgasm Control

Something we may not think we might like until we try it is orgasm control. Many guys seem to be into this edging and tease and denial. It can practically give you blue balls, or blue pussy lips from your naughty bits being so engorged with trapped blood and of course that won’t be let out until you orgasm, or lift a car or something! It is a true ache, an ache that sometimes, most times, actually needs more than one orgasm to get rid of that pressure.

That pressure can be downright painful, and many times in their youth a young man would say to a young girl it’s mean to get him worked up to that point of blue balls and pain and not help him out. Well, the truth is they can jerk off themselves and alleviate that ache at any time they so choose. They are just seeking orgasm company and want someone else to do all the work for them, the selfish bastards! It astounds me when I’ve heard guys saying they have literally been masturbating for hours and haven’t allowed themselves to cum. They’ve got more willpower than I do, that’s for sure!

Delaying orgasm for that many hours can of course make the one you will have a true blockbuster when you do. Many guys it seems will have one powerful one and be fully drained. Many ladies are multi orgasmic and need several to get rid of that congestion in the pelvic area, it really is not a pleasant sensation and you are just itching to get your hands down there so you can relieve yourself and feel that calm wash over you again.

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