Put It On, Baby!

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No one wants to wear a condom, why on earth would they? It’s less sensation, an added expense and breaks the mood to stop what you’re doing and fumble about with that. Well, for some it’s an unnecessary evil you just have to learn to deal with, so once you’ve accepted that hurdle if you’re single and not in a monogamous relationship, what kind is the best.

There are ones with lube already applied to help, but additional lube would be best if added. The lube is apparently added right before wrapping, so the lube isn’t applied evenly to the whole condom, usually just the tip of it. We all know wet sex is the best sex, so lube up for the smoothest ride. For the lady, it’s likely the more lube added the less she will feel the condom at all, it’s mainly for the guy that it feels desensitized. It’s the earliest method of birth control out there to prevent pregnancy. We are very lucky in today’s world there are other methods of birth control available, but for disease prevention when you’re not in a regular relationship and are just playing the field, it is the best bet to protect yourself. Not all infections you may pick up can be cured with a course of antibiotics.

There are ribbed ones to enhance pleasure, but the ribs are so small, they are barely felt anyway. As with anything, it’s not 100% effective. Just this week I learned of someone that got a girl pregnant even though he was wearing condoms, accidents do happen even when we are trying our best to be responsible. The addition of the lady wearing spermicide is always a good idea for extra protection. For ones only worried about oral, the flavored condoms are a good choice. Not something that really enhances the pleasure, but for safety minded individuals, the way to go. Clients that call and tell me about their glory hole adventures though, I’ve yet to hear one mention they were carrying their assortment of fruit flavored condoms!

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Frenulum Frenzy

Many gals think the only part of a man to concentrate on is the actual shaft of your lovers cock, but trust me ladies, there’s a lot more going on down there than his dick! One pleasure point is the frenulum, and boy do the guys love getting some attention there, either via your tongue or your fingers or thumb, caressing it as you are doing other naughty things to them.

I spoke to a guy once that had a torn one and had it surgically repaired and he was pissed he wasn’t supposed to engage in sexual activity for 6 long weeks. I don’t know how I could go 6 weeks without an orgasm, I don’t think I could! It was supposed to heal, as sometimes they can get torn and it’s supposed to be a painful situation to get it fixed up and healed. The balls and the seam on the balls is also a very sensitive area often overlooked by gals just focusing on the cock or the cock head.

Give the boys some attention and show him you care how good it feels for him as well. All the nooks and crannies down there can be capable of producing a lot of pleasure. If you’d like to ask them to be waxed or dehaired, go ahead, no reason you should suffer through a wild thatch of hair that has God knows what stuck in it, yuck. Not for me, but I guess some prefer the more natural look. You can really see things when there’s no hair to worry about though.

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Masturbation Exercises

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For many years I’ve had a client that described a different way of masturbating to me than anyone else. He said he didn’t use his hand, he pumped his legs up and down. For some reason I envisioned him in a chair, sitting upright, in an armless chair, hands on the chair seat sides and bouncing his legs up and down. For nearly 6 years I heard about this, wearing a few layers of underwear as well, not nude.

Well after all these years I got to witness this spectacle on Skype and it was not what I envisioned at all. He was on a bed, on his back legs up, knees crossed and bouncing up and down like a fiend. You could do this in a public place and I doubt anyone would know what you were up to. He said he had actually done it in a gym once and no one noticed, it looked like some kind of wild, odd abdominal exercise! He said it did help with abs as well. He also looked nothing like what I envisioned after all these years either, I’d imagined him thin and he was chubby, no glasses and he had glasses, odd how different things can be when we see them from our imaginations.

This bizarre way of masturbation was something he’d been doing since he was 12, he’d used his hand a few times, but said he far preferred this bouncing and kicking routine on his back. Hey, whatever feels good, I guess! It just looked totally non sexual, like some weird exercise, I couldn’t believe my eyes to see it after so many years of talking to him as he did it. I guess there’s many different avenues to pleasure for some of us for sure.

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A Tale Of Two Pussies

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Now all kinds of pussies have their fans, I have honestly had some men say they only want pussy the way God intended it-hairy. Most seem to be older that prefer that natural style though it seems. Look at the pics, which one would you rather bury your face into? If I was a guy there’s no question which one I’d accept and which one would be getting the wrinkled nose and rejection. I guess some wouldn’t mind, they’d overlook the hair, some into hairy pussy would prefer the one that looks like a throw rug.

Most all body hair removal is fairly modern, but it has always existed in some cultures to some degree. In the middle east, in Egypt from the times of the pharaohs, there has been waxing and body sugaring to remove hair. We are very lucky these days that removal is such a snap in comparison to even just a couple of hundred years ago. I doubt you’d want to risk shaving down there with a straight razor, that could be a horrible situation. I don’t even know how you would. I’d think if it would encourage someone to go down on you more, you’d be happy to keep it smooth and clean shaven.

It really feels better smooth, makes it feel nicer and more aware of your naughty bits. I can’t imagine anyone that’s tried natural and shaved that could say shaved doesn’t feel better. I think when I go on the bus and most don’t even look clean or even smell in many cases, if that’s what they present to the world, I’m betting their crotches would be au naturale and awful. The ungroomed masses indeed.

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You Saw What?

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Naughty neighbors are everywhere. Are you one of them, or maybe you have one yourself…If we have a handsome neighbor, sometimes it’s hard not to put on a bit of a show for them, if we catch them spying on us, especially if we have a pool or are sunbathing and know they are right over the fence and happen to be casting their eyes our way. Lots of little Lolita types I’m sure like to smooth the suntan lotion all over themselves knowing the middle aged guy from next door might be watching.

Seems kind of mean, yet harmless, we know in most cases a neighbor of all people isn’t going to do anything funny and risk getting caught or having an angry husband or father on his case, so they are kind of a captive audience of sorts that we can tease without much consequence. Lots of bad and lonely and perhaps desperate housewives out there who like to entice the deprived neighbor next door. One man I used to talk to said his neighbor would dance around in front of the bedroom window applying lotion after she got out of the shower and do some sort of teasing show for him.

I’ve heard of naughty neighbors masturbating in windows hoping to be seen, both men and women can be known to do such things. From a guy it could be thought of as a threatening display though, but a women just a tease. I’d think many guys would like a lady neighbor showing off like that! If she was attractive of course, if she was a hag, not so much, then she’d just be making a fool of herself. If I had a handsome young college age boy as a neighbor, I think I’d get a lot of enjoyment teasing him by walking by the window nude, or undressing etc. So I’d be “accidentally” seen. Could be fun!

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