A Game Poor Rover Never Bargained For

Many of us really love our family pets, but then there’s ones that love them a wee bit too much. How can we love pets a bit too much, well I’d say when you start looking to your pets as sexual partners, that’s crossing the line. Way back in the 40’s when Kinsey did his sex surveys of Americans, it was discovered that people raised on farms with animals had more experiences of a sexual nature with animals than city folk, sheer availability apparently.

Many pet owners share our beds with the family pets, I always have a couple of cats to share mine, but I’m not doing anything naughty with them, unlike some people. The most absurd story I have is when I was having a personal phone date and my one kitty was on the pillow beside my head, no sense of privacy, and when I came she sunk her teeth into my upper arm! She didn’t like the noise I made when I came! LOL! That was funny, but people involving their pets in “peanut butter games” have a bit naughtier intent for poor Rover. Do the pets mind? Maybe not, who knows. As long as you aren’t hurting them, they may not, but still, they can’t exactly give consent like a person can.

Animals can’t talk, they can’t tell other people what their Masters or Mistresses make them do behind closed doors. Since the dawn of time people have been involved with animals in a way they shouldn’t be, people get horny and many times their judgment goes out the window. They may feel disgusted and ashamed or not when they are finished, until it overtakes them again the next time and they continue on. Some phone sex girls are happy to indulge you in your K-9 or barnyard fantasies, as some do have.

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Reinforced Toes

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Now we have all heard of foot fetish, foot jobs and stocking fetish and pantyhose fetish, and yet I’m always learning about new variations on them. Today I had a caller that was obsessed with the stockings and pantyhose with reinforced toes. Now most hose have them, because they do make them less apt to run. It was the seam that usually lines up with your toenails that he was quite taken with.

How that seam felt on his cock during a foot job. He said his wife often tucked under the seam so it didn’t show, he said she and the neighbor lady she was friends with both did this, I’d never heard of tucking under foot seams but he was obsessed with it and how once he felt those seams on the sides of his cock, that was it, he would blow. He was correct, as soon as I started a graphic description of the stocking toe seams on his cock, he did indeed quickly finish. Something so simple, yet not something most would ever pay mind to, yet it drove him wild at the thought of it.

Feet are very erotic to many and nylons to many as well, the combination can prove irresistible to men that become overwhelmed at the sensation and look of the feet in the hose. They so desperately crave to feel it on their hardened cock and shoot their cum all over the hose so it shows in little beads all over the hose. Especially if the stockings are black, the little drops of cum show up even more in contrast.

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Take It Off, Take It ALL Off…..

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Where is the real pleasure in a strip club? Many men love to ogle the ladies parading around and badly want to fuck and touch them, but a strip club is supposed to be look, but do not touch. Of course there are back rooms where there likely is turning tricks going on, and you can’t blame them, it’s all cash under the table and the guys are turned on after watching the girls shimmy and shake and gyrate around. I’d imagine after a lap dance or two, some may have even cum in their pants without any actual rubbing of their cock.

It seems torture in a way to tease yourself with something you will never get to have or touch. Not many are playing around with the clients, unless for money in the back rooms. Yet guys do enjoy watching ladies dance around naked and doing all kinds of naughty moves. Most of the strippers have great bodies, and their wives or girlfriends simply cannot compare to a body like that. In all likelihood the only way they get a girl that looks like that would be to pay them.

Porn has its place, but the live entertainment value of a real dancing and naked girl that you can pay for a lap dance, well I’d think that trumps porn anytime and that’s why strip clubs are still so popular. It’s not the blaring music or overpriced drinks that keeps them coming back, it’s the girls. Most strip clubs also have dancers coming in from different cities all the time as well, so it’s not the same ones over and over, the guys know they will get variety and different girls regularly. Not something they can say about the one gal, if any, they may have at home waiting for them.

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Bend Over And Take Your Punishment!

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Spanking is a pleasure for many men. Odd, you’d think a punishment couldn’t really be a pleasure, but many are in fact in love with being spanked. I wonder how many mothers out there would be as freewheeling with the spanking if they had any idea that they were in many instances bringing a lifelong fetish to life. I do not think it is a bad thing to spank a child within reason, I was spanked and it never damaged me in any way, but for males, it seems to take a different turn.

I’m thinking it’s often because men were spanked by their mothers rather than fathers and this happens at a time of sexual awakening and forever the two are intertwined. Perhaps if it was daddy doling out the swats the fetish around spanking wouldn’t be anywhere near the popular one it is. Men are just different. I’d estimate there’s equal amounts of girls getting spanked, yet they don’t grow up with it as a sexualized fetish for the most part. Some would sure, but not anywhere near like men do.

Hands, soaked in water wooden spoons, paddles, all kinds of things guys go for. It seems so childish to me, yet it’s a very popular fetish and pleasure. Harmless enough, as they are consenting, even though some literally want to be hit to the point of welts coming up and red skin. I often wonder how their mom’s would react if they had any idea their grown son’s were calling sex lines and talking about being spanked decades after the fact and how they masturbate thinking about it. Men are indeed different in their fantasies and pleasures.

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Lemme Watch

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Most men are so visual, one of their greatest pleasures is web cam sex. On my personal time that I spend in chat rooms for fun, a real issue seems to be “cam bombs”. Now what do you ask is a “cam bomb”? Unasked for dick in the face via a chat box. They have opened their cam and are stroking away thinking you want to see them rub one out, that this is the best thing you could possibly be watching, even though you didn’t ask for it and certainly didn’t want it.

I guess some women must find it arousing somewhere, but many of us, nope. If we did there would be just as many cam boys as cam girls and we all know there are not, we’ve plenty of guys willing to flash for us and perform for us for free at anytime. I’d say I get a minimum of 6 offers a day to watch some guy shake his junk on cam for me, and of course, they’d love to watch me at any time. Well, it’s simply not an interest, so it’s not going to be happening, but thankfully guys have more than enough cam girls peddling their wares for them to watch for their very own little custom porno.

The term “Peeping Tom” is a man watching, you don’t have a female equivalent of that term. Not that women don’t take a peek ever, or that 100% don’t like to watch, but as a rule, it’s a male pleasure. Most porn is made for men’s enjoyment, not women’s, again, that’s not to say all ladies don’t like porn, some do, but not to the degree of males.

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