So many callers tell you about bizarre fantasies of theirs. One called the other day that was telling me this was an actual event and not just fantasy. Yeah, sure it is. He said he had placed an ad in the paper, first of all, who places ads in papers these days? Then he said he placed the ad to attract men to meet him in a hotel for a bukkake party. Then he said he was expecting nine to ten men to show up, jerk off around him and shoot their loads on him. He also claimed he was married. Gee, what a lucky wife this guy has.
He said he’d done this in the past as well, but was really hoping to attract the largest gathering yet. Two to three had been the most he’d gotten before. He was a total idiot, sounded as gay as a three dollar bill, so unless his wife is the dumbest thing going, she’d know he liked to smoke the meat pipe. The way they try and sound as if these fantasies are reality and expect you to buy it is comical. They watch too much porn and get fixated on the things they see and want to turn it into reality for their own dull lives and expect the women they call to buy it as if it’s real.
He said he’d give me a call to let me know how the turnout was, but no word yet. He’s called several times, so I’m sure I’ll be clued in sooner or later as to the group that came to shoot their anonymous wads all over his pitiful self. He really wanted to suck them all and have them be pleased with his cock sucking efforts before squirting all over him. I wonder if he went home to wifey like that or if he used the shower afterwards? Guess I’ll have to wait and find out.
