Most of us have seen American Pie and the antics of the young man and his exploits with the apple pie. Well, it’s not just a silly thing in a movie, there are indeed ones out there making their masturbation more interesting with foodstuffs. I don’t really recommend it for the ladies due to the high chance of getting a yeast infection, but with guys that doesn’t seem to be too much of a concern.
A guy the other day shared with me how he hollowed out a cucumber and warmed it up and fucked it, and how it was a blow job substitution of sorts in its sensations. I have certainly heard of ones assaulting melons with their members and giving them a good go. While it is a waste of food, I can in fact see the slippery nature of fruit flesh, and the firm rind giving a male a sensation that would be pleasurable. Sounds ridiculous, but I can imagine it feeling nice in a way.
Not all are sticking cucumbers up their ass, one told me once he had an apple up his ass. What do I say to such a statement? I mentioned it to someone else and he replied, “Better not eat the pies at his house!” I laughed and agreed. I’ve had guys call with carrots up their ass, see, that concerns me. What if it broke? How to get it out? That could prove beyond embarrassing to seek medical attention for that. Best to use toys intended for that purpose rather than chance it. And you’ve also got pesticides to consider as well.
Some married guys have been afraid of toys getting discovered, so they go the fruit and veggies route. One of these days no doubt the veggie will break and they will have some ‘splainin to do!
