As some of you may know, May is national masturbation month. So let’s all celebrate by experiencing some serious self love. As Woody Allen said, “Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.” Masturbation is the only sex many of us get if we are not in a relationship or don’t pay for sex or have fuck buddies, so many of us treasure it, since if it wasn’t for our own hands, we would be having zero orgasms, you just can’t count on others to please you.
It’s hard to understand how just a few generations ago doctors spoke out on the evils of masturbation and how it was responsible from everything from mental health issues to physical problems. Everything from going blind to going crazy was the result of touching our genitals. Many are not aware that it was a Dr. that invented Kellogg’s Corn Flakes as an anti masturbation food designed to lower libido. It sounds insane, but look it up, trust me, it’s 100% true. The good Dr. Kellogg never consummated his own marriage even, since not only was masturbation a sin, but regular sex was as well in his eyes.
Being in this masturbation driven job, after all if men were not calling to masturbate there really wouldn’t be any phone sex operators, has really loosened me up in regards to this topic and now it’s hard to not casually mention in conversations with others, others who may not even know my job, and ask them about their sex lives and masturbation habits. You really have to keep yourself in check to keep it under your hat. Masturbation still has a long way to go before it’s totally accepted, but it has come a long way for sure. It’s as natural as drinking or eating or sleeping, yet sure doesn’t have the same acceptability level. Maybe someday, maybe someday…….
