I get lots of small penis humiliation callers for sure, it’s one of the most common topics I get calls on. Tonight I had a most interesting case though. This man with a small cock has a rather humorous outlook on things and doesn’t seem to feel that badly for his lot as some others do.
He said he used to see a woman and she had him do a little dance for her. A naked dance called, “The Dinky Dance”. Now of course I was laughing at his explanation of this scenario of him dancing naked in front of his girlfriend parading around so his little cock would bob up and down and shake all about. It brought a couple of guys to mind that I had watched on cam years ago, something I almost never do, but they had danced on cam for me and it was most amusing really. The one had a bath towel he’d swipe back and forth across his ass as he swayed his hips as I laughed hysterically, and another with a baseball cap that would flash me by covering and then uncovering his hidden cock behind it.
I swear they were frustrated performers that wanted to be Chippendale’s dancers with their antics, it was most amusing to be sure. The Dinky Dance, I told him he should have someone record this and then post it somewhere where we all could see it and get a good laugh out of it! I wonder what song he’d use? Might be entertaining.