Making Noises

Sometimes guys just want to see how far you will go on the phone for money. I have had ones that asked for a lot more than dirty talk. They wanted to amuse themselves at my expense and for money, why not. I’ve had several ask me to sing to them. Some have sent me lyrics to songs they wanted to hear, others just come up with stuff off the top of their head.

I recall one saying he wanted to hear “Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley. He seemed drunk and was laughing, but I did my best with what I could recall of the lyrics. Others have wanted animal noises, yet interestingly enough, they weren’t into bestiality, they for some reason just wanted me to act foolish. One current one that is heavily into breast milk fetish and big breasts and human milking barns likes me to moo like a cow for him, he calls it my “sexy moo.” He’ll say, “Give me a sexy moo,” and if I laugh I’m told not to, so I control it.

Others have had me to bark like a dog and baa like a sheep, I admit to doing such silly things shortly after I started for the sake of novelty, but the pay would have to be higher for me to engage in such antics now. I was actually asked to bark just last week and turned him down. My price has gone up for animal noises! Crazy characters, I guess they could ask for worse. Some have asked for farting noises or burping. I’ll go so far as a burp, any other bodily noises will be simulated only.

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