The Sounds Of Pleasure

 

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What is sexier than listening to someone breathing and moaning right in your ear as you’re masturbating? I can’t think of anything. Most people masturbate, that is a given even though many don’t like to admit it or talk about it. But most people haven’t tried phone sex and quite frankly, they simply do not know what they are missing. Since I got into this phone sex personally and professionally 4 1/2 years ago, I have all but become a phone sex ambassador, trying to spread the good word. Once you have had it and good phone sex, you will realize alone simply just doesn’t cut it anymore when it comes to masturbation.

If a person has the right sounds, there really doensn’t even need to be much talking, not for me anyway, some want lots of talking, some almost none. It really depends on who you’re playing with and if you’re a good match, but some sound so good you can get wet just from listening to them breathe. Sexy sounds are very subjective, what turns one on may do nothing for another or even be a turn off for some. Heaven knows I have heard every sort of sound that can come out of a guy as he masturbates and some are downright horrifying.

Everything from sounds like they are vomiting to lifting heavy furniture to murderous shrieks. Ones that sound really arousing are very few and far between I find, but again, it’s subjective. There seems to be a fair amount of material online of women masturbating and having orgasms to listen to, but not nearly as much of men doing the same, I am not sure why, but some really should as their noises are fantastic.

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Your Cock Is Hard, It’s A Critical Situation!

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Sexual pleasures for many include dressing up and having fantasy role plays. There are many websites that you can buy adult costumes on for men and women. There are a few favorites men seem to be stuck on though, the Catholic school girl, the teacher and the nurse. Dressing up can add some spice to your everyday sex life, make things a bit more interesting. What man wouldn’t love to come home and find his lady waiting for him in some skimpy, suggestive costume that was screaming sex at him?

They will be hard before they can ask what are you wearing…The element of surprise is fun in a sexual relationship. Spontaneity keeps things fresh and exciting when ones don’t know what to expect. Love notes slipped into briefcases, showing up at someone’s place wearing a trench coat and nothing on underneath, all of these things can make someone’s day a little bit more fun and cheery.

They may not always be able to steal away for an afternoon quickie, but you can bring some sparkle to their evening when you have a new costume and perhaps some new sex toys for the two of you to have on hand for the next time one of you is feeling romantic and sexy and downright horny.  Men can get dressed up as well, it’s not just for women, ladies deserve to have their guys take part as well. Though if my guy came over dressed as Robin Hood and said he was there to steal my heart, I’d be laughing a bit too much to feel sexy.

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Suck My Balls

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A pleasure many guys wish their ladies would indulge them in more frequently would be sucking, kissing and licking their balls. The sensitivity is what they enjoy. After all, if they get kicked in the balls, they sure double over in pain fast enough, don’t they now!? Yup, and the opposite side of the coin is the same super sensitivity can feel good with just the right amount of sucking and attention paid to them.

Now gents, if you’re “going to have the balls” to ask a lady to suck your balls, by all means, do us a favor and  at least shave them for us, eh? It’s the very least that you can do. Right out of the shower and baby ass smooth. Don’t even bother asking us otherwise. If you think we want your sweaty pubes in our mouth, think again and think hard. One client I used to talk to was so obsessed with his balls, he would have me talk about nothing but pleasuring his balls for the entire call. There was no talk of his cock or fucking or any of that, it was strictly ball talk and then I would for a number of minutes repeat the words “Balls, balls, balls” over and over until he came.

Not all men think of nothing but the cock, this one was indeed a ball man through and through. I don’t own a pair, so I can’t rightly say how it must feel to have them caressed and sucked, but most seem to go gaga over it for sure. Some into the ever popular cock and ball torture also like to get into graphic descriptions of what they’d like me to do to their balls in a not pleasant way, but most do indeed just enjoy the thought of them being treated with a lot of loving and tenderness.

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The Fragrance Of Love

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Who doesn’t want to smell good? Yet so many people don’t, soap and water are cheap, there’s no excuse to smell bad in this day and age. People should all be showering or having a bath every day. Colognes and perfumes originally were designed to cover up the unwashed body smells, seems hard to believe, but it’s true. Perfume has been created for over 4000 years, so it has a lengthy history.

Perfume is a popular gift for a man to give his lady, but it’s a difficult gift to give someone unless you know what type they like, just because you like a scent does not mean they will like the same one for themselves. We all want to smell good for our lovers, and often a scent of someone will be a reminder of them for the rest of our lives. How many times have we caught whiff of a particular scent and instantly been reminded of someone or a place from our past? It’s been said scent holds a memory like nothing else.

Someone can smell fantastic and we not even be attracted to them, but the scent makes them instantly appealing. Some fragrances even have added pheromones that are sex attractants. We cannot smell them in and of themselves, but they are an odorless compound that we are attracted to that are added to some perfumes in the hopes of attracting someone of the opposite sex. People will always try and do things to attract sexual partners, and fragrance is certainly right up there.

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Let’s All Have A Drink

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One of the things about drinking, it can make you feel hornier, yet sad thing is, it makes you less able to actually perform. Double edged sword there. The pleasure of having sex while intoxicated if you can indeed cum, can be very nice indeed. Some callers dial you up drunk and then can’t cum. The old whiskey dick comes into play. Alcohol relaxes you and is a depressant, so it makes things not work as well as they do if you are not intoxicated. I used to think it was just men affected by this, but learned it does affect women as well.

I had a bottle of wine and found it was indeed harder to cum after it, even though it was low alcohol wine with half the amount of alcohol in it, it wasn’t enough to make me even feel intoxicated, but had enough of an effect on my system that it was indeed a challenge to cum, yet you feel pretty nice with a slight buzz for sure.

Some drunks get mean, others just loud and laugh a lot, they are much more fun! I always like getting a caller on the line that has had too much to drink, as they are always going to last longer since it’s harder to cum, if they even can at all. Some just can’t no matter how hard they work away at it, it’s sad since they are so horny yet literally cannot cum no matter how great the efforts on their behalf are.

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