Making the Grade

My history professor left a note on my last paper to come see him for a meeting. I was not doing well in the class and was failing. My mind has just been on other things and I’d not studied at all. Apparently that was evident on my last few assignments. I needed to pass, but did simply not wish to put in the time or the work to pass. I had other ideas how I might pass. I’d seen him look at me, and I had a feeling I just might give him what he wanted to get a passing grade.

I decided before going to the meeting to remove my panties and stuff them in my purse. I sat down and crossed my legs. The expression on his face when he saw my bare pussy. I almost lost it and laughed. He started to blush. That’s when I shifted onto my hip and uncrossed and recrossed them. He began to stutter and stammer and I knew he was totally discombobulated at the sight of it. I pretended I was totally normal. I asked if some extra credit work might help. I inched forward so my skirt was practically up at my hips and my pussy was exposed entirely and then he could not stop staring at it.

I then innocently asked what he was looking at and looked down, feigning my ignorance at the situation. Then I smiled and asked if he’d like a better look. He slowly nodded. I spread my legs for him and opened my lips with my fingers. He dropped to his knees in front of the chair looking at my pussy up close and then asked if he could lick it. I said yes, and he proceeded to go down on me right there in the chair in his office. I must say, he wasn’t half bad at licking pussy. He did make me cum, and he said he would change my grade. I thanked him and left the office.

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Masturbating at the Doctors

Recently I had a doctors appointment and I could tell as soon as I went in he was running behind from the number of people in the waiting room. I had a headache and the screaming kids were not making it better. I asked his receptionist if there was any way I could be put in one of the rooms so it was quieter, even if I had to wait, that was fine. Just please don’t make me suffer here in the waiting room. She said she really shouldn’t, but as I was a long time patient she would. She put me in his office and told me it would be at least forty five minutes. I said that was fine.

I was put there and sat on the sofa and leafed through the magazines and became quickly bored. I still had so much time to kill. Then I had a thought, a very naughty thought. Why don’t I take this time and masturbate? No one would be coming in for nearly a half an hour. I hesitated, then went for it. I slipped my hand down the front of my pants and instantly felt a sense of comfort at masking myself feel good. I quickly grew wet and teased my clit with my juices I’d dragged up from my wet hole to my clit. I could hear the goings on outside the door, albeit muffled. They were seeing to the other patients, I was fine.

I rubbed my clit in little circles and was soon biting my lip to keep from crying out in pleasure. I rubbed my clit faster and faster and was really going at it and I came. My legs even shook a little as I did. I caught my breath and quickly dashed into the tiny bathroom he had off his office. I just came out and had sat back down when he came in and ushered me into one of the exam rooms. He said I looked a little flushed, was I ok? I had to keep from laughing at the looking a little flushed, if only he knew!

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It’s So Little

One common thing callers worry about is the size of their penis. So many are small, that’s why a lot call, since their dicks are so small they can’t get a woman in real life to take them to bed. Some undersized guys are good at oral, they are over compensating, since they know their cock is too small to deliver much, if any, pleasure, so they make damned sure they know what they are doing with their mouths, which is a good thing. Do you have a smaller than average sized penis? Have you been made fun of in the past by women or declined by them once you took your clothes off? Size does matter guys, anyone that’s told you differently was just trying to spare your feelings. Harsh words, but true ones.

So many are not only small, but they cum so quickly, the premature ejaculators. These losers really do have nothing to offer a woman in the bedroom. Small and a two pump chump, no wonder they are alone, they sure deserve to be! Some might find masturbation is just a lot easier to contend with than even bothering with sex with another person. No one to judge them or make fun of them, just simpler. One married man that calls sad many times even if his wife is willing, masturbation is just a faster and more reliable way to get off.

Some of the smaller men are almost proud of how small they are and will send pics to show you. As if they know you must see this to actually believe it, since surely you wouldn’t take their word for it when they say it’s so very small. Some have had dicks the size of an acorn and sent pics of it for me to criticize and make fun of. They do at times get off on ones being cruel to them about their penis.

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Girls Night Out

Lesbian sex is hot, but when you turn it into a threesome, it’s even hotter. What guy wouldn’t be ready to jizz his pants at the sight of three, hot chicks going down on one another and scissoring one another’s cunts? I had a girl’s night out last week with two of my besties and it was a lot of fun. I went over to one of their homes and we all had a nice dinner then we watched some sexy soft porn type of movies and that got us aroused. We started by masturbating as we watched, but soon we wanted more. We took things up to the bedroom.

We got on the king sized bed, all of us nude. My one friend got on her back and said she wanted to taste me. I straddled her face and she held my cunt lips open, exposing my clit and she just started licking it faster and faster. I felt I was going to faint with desire. My other friend was kissing me deeply as I got licked out and I reached over and started to rub her pussy as we kissed. She was already dripping wet with her creamy cunt juice. I smeared it all over her stiff clit and rubbed my fingertips in little circles all over it.

We were one moaning, happy, aroused trio as we rubbed and kissed and licked one another to one orgasm after the next. We got out some toys, a strap on was one of them, and my one friend fucked me on all fours while I leaned down and went down on my other friend that was laid open before me, legs spread wide. I got stretched open by the toy and made my friend cum at the same time. We just lay there afterwards, limbs twisted around one another catching our breath. It was one sexy night for us all.

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Take it Deep

Most guys love a long, slow, deep blow job, I’m sure you do as well, right? Last night I gave my boyfriend that has a nine inch cock one and boy, did he fuck my throat deep. I’ve learned how to relax my throat muscles and no gag when he face fucks me. He came over to the edge of the bed naked, standing there, and I reached out and took his cock in my hand, stroking it, and then licking it and sucking it into my mouth. He gathered up my hair in his hands and just thrust down my throat as far as he could with his huge cock.

I opened wide and took it down, and tilted my head back to give him as great access as I could. He really shoved it down, I slobbered all over it and moved my lips all up and down between deep throating it. He likes it when I hum when I’m giving him oral sex as well, it enhances the feeling for him to feel that vibration up and down his cock. I love to give him surprise blow jobs when he’s not expecting them. Last week I showed up at his office, locked the door, went to the side of his chair, dropped to my knees and unzipped him and sucked him off. I was out of there in ten minutes. He loves things like that.

Lots of callers confess that getting a blow job is their favorite thing, much more so than intercourse. One last night revealed he’d met this gal he really liked, but she told him up front oral sex, getting and giving, was not something she was interested in. They could fuck as much as he’d want, but she would not be prepared to have any oral. He said as much as I liked her, I told her this wouldn’t work, that he just loves blow jobs too much and there’s no way he’d consider a relationship if it meant not having them. I also talk to men that have been married for decades, and are faithful and they have never gotten a blow job in their life and they have no idea what it must be like. One man that is a widower said he never had one in his life until after his wife had died and he dated someone else. There’s a lot of deprived men out there.

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