Masturbating With Produce

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Masturbation is obviously a very fun activity we all engage in. Some guys do get bored with their own hand and look for alternatives to spice up their masturbation routine. One thing that is inexpensive, although one use, is a fruit or vegetable to use as a sex toy. I’ve talked to several guys that have been using various produce items to get off with.

I recall once when I was younger reading a story about a guy that would go to the butcher shop and buy a cut of meat and masturbate with it in the alley way on his way home from school. I was kind of horrified by that. Fruits and vegetables seem a lot better a choice. The movie “American Pie” brought into all our minds masturbating with food items in a comical and embarrassing way. Many people were obviously masturbating with food before the scene in that movie, but it brought it more into the mainstream.

As shown in the video below, it’s fairly easy to masturbate with a piece of produce. It would feel slippery like a pussy and likely feel quite good. Not having done it myself, I’d think it’s more something guys would do, but women can certainly use carrots, cucumbers, bananas as well, but fucking melons and pumpkins and watermelons is a guy thing for sure. Food is just one way that people can masturbate in a new and exciting way. Fleshlight’s and pocket pussy’s are popular among guys, but do break down in time. A small melon might just do the trick for you.

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Brother Brother Incest

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One of my callers this week wanted to talk all about how much he had enjoyed when growing up how he and his brother used to “play together.” He said once he discovered how to masturbate, he wanted to show his brother what all the fun it was and he showed him and they jerked off together for years and jerked each other off as well, and then it went to blow jobs and lots of mutual fun for their youth.

Once it stopped on its own when they started seeing girls, he said it didn’t happen again until a drunken night in their 20’s, when they took things all the way with full on anal sex, no more just hand jobs and blow jobs. He said he’d never told many girlfriends except a few that he knew would be turned on by it and apparently the ones in that lucky group were and they talked about his misadventures with his brother as they fucked and it got them all worked up.

Guys seem more willing to share their masturbation experiences with their friends and apparently brothers than most girls do. Girls seem to be more about denying they do it in the first place, let alone sharing about it and doing it together. That is changing more and more as it becomes more accepted as normal practice. In a way, it’s healthier that men feel more open about it and don’t deny it in the first place. There’s likely lots of siblings doing things many wouldn’t approve of, but that’s just life.

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Lesbian Lovin’

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Many callers are very turned on by lesbian stories and want to hear about any girl on girl action you may have had. I have told several of some teen experimentation experiences I had that they seem to love to hear about. I had this good friend in grade 8 and in high school for a couple of years and we used to have sleep overs frequently and being so horny in our teens things got carried away a few times. I used to sleep in the nude, even when I had her over for sleepovers and we slept in the same bed.

I asked her once if it bothered her for me to sleep nude next to her and she said no and I soon found out why. I woke up once to feel my breast being lightly squeezed and groped. I woke up and faced her and didn’t stop her. She leaned in to kiss me as she continued to rub my breast and it was very passionate. I felt myself getting wet and her fingers soon found their way down to my pussy and my stiffened little clit. I’d masturbated myself for years, but at this time no one else had touched me and I enjoyed her fingers caressing me so teasingly.

She rubbed me so expertly, I just closed my eyes and enjoyed it and she soon made me cum. I had to bite my lip to keep my parents from hearing me and we had many sleepovers over the teen years that had lots of things like this going on. It felt so good to have someone else touch me like this when until now it had only been myself. My callers do indeed love hearing about my naughty teen exploits like this with my friend.

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The Life Of The Cuckquean

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The idea of a woman gaining sexual pleasure from her lover, boyfriend or husband cheating on her seems a bit odd. In men there is cuckolding, which is actually wildly popular. Many times the cuckolding is tied with small penis humiliation, where they physically are unable to sexually satisfy their wives, so they have another more able bodied man with a larger penis do so.

Most women being cheated on are not having it done with their knowledge or consent. Ones into wife swapping or swinging are doing in with their partners consent, so it’s not the same as women that are happy being a Cuckquean. It even has a different spelling. Recently I spoke with a woman into this and in all my years as an operator, I’d never heard the female term of cuckold or knew it was a thing until I was told about it. No matter how many years you have been in adult entertainment, there is always, always something new to learn about that you didn’t know previously existed. Ones into fetishes we never heard or even dreamed existed.

Most women do not want to be cheated on under any circumstances, they will break up the relationship over it. Some will of course turn a blind eye to it, but a cuck quean is actively encouraging it. Her love of humiliation is that great. After all the years in this business and seeing many documentaries with anthropologists, it really seems for the most part most mammals are simply not meant to be monogamous creatures. The lies and sneaking around to cover up our activities with people other than our partners is just proof though how much people will fool around and the lengths they will go to. It’s an ideal we strive for that will only very rarely be able to be lived up to. We don’t have to revel in our partners unfaithfulness like a cuckquean or a cuckold does, but it is a sad fact of life for most. Your partner will stray at one time or another, so deal with it as best you can.

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Bend Over

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One thing I have for some reason noticed a sharp incline in men’s sexual interest in the nearly seven years I’ve been in this business is men’s desiring anything anal. What I used to hear a few times a week, has now become a few times a day. I’m not quite sure what is to blame for this, whether it’s more anal in porn they are watching, or what exactly.

Most women aren’t going to have an issue talking about this topic, but it’s a real turn off for me so I just wince when they mention it and some parts of it I won’t even go there, not even for money. It’s a cultural taboo for many. I laughed once when a man said he wanted to talk about something really taboo, and I was afraid I’d have to decline him, but when I asked what and he said anal sex I laughed, thinking if you could hear some requests I get, that’s pretty tame in comparison. Maybe more women are also showing an interest in various types of anal explorations, I’m not sure, I don’t get enough lady callers to make a judgment on that.

Porn seems to be the trendsetter in many things sexual, more and more women are getting their anuses bleached, so obviously they are being shoved in someone’s face for them to be looked at and them to be concerned about their skin coloring on their rear ends. Many more men and women, are going for ass waxing as well, now that is a sanitary issue, the bleaching is purely cosmetic, so I can understand the appeal of that if ones are into venturing south beyond the balls shall we say. To each their own.

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