I Sucked Santa

Posted on December 20, 2021 by Sharon

I always believed in Santa Claus even as I got older, I know it must sound a bit odd, but I just did. I still got gifts and knew he was a real entity. Last Christmas I came downstairs in the middle of the night to get something to drink and I saw him there unloading his big bag of presents and I stood there in shock as I watched him unpacking them and placing them under the tree. I gasped at the surprise of it all and he turned around. I was wearing some skimpy lingerie and I saw Santa looking me up and down. I noticed a glint in his eye and then a bulge in his red velvet pants.

I walked towards him and thanked him for his gifts each Christmas and asked him if I could finally give him a gift in return as a thank you for all he’d given me. He nodded. I sank to my knees in front of him and pulled his red velvet pants down and his boxer shorts that had a candy cane pattern on them. I took out Santa’s hard cock and it was bobbing in front of my face.

I took it in my hand and stroked it, then licked it, while looking up at his face. He smiled and gave a “Ho, Ho, Ho” as I drooled over his cock and sucked it back. I took it’s girthy length down my throat, gagging on it. I slobbered all over it and he began to breathy heavier and deeper. I knew he was really enjoying this Christmas Eve blow job. I was happy to help him after all he’d given me over the years. I sped up may lips up and down his hard shaft and soon was rewarded with a mouthful of cum. I swear to God, it tasted like eggnog. It was the oddest thing. I liked it. I soon tucked him back into his pants and gave him kiss and he flew back up the chimney. It was hard to believe it was real the next morning. Maybe it was a dream, I’ll never know.

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Sexy December

Posted on December 13, 2021 by Sharon

I came up with a ridiculous idea for my boyfriend and myself. The twelve days of Christmas sex. December is usually one of my busiest months of the year, and sex often gets neglected for many people this month, but I was sure if we set aside the time for it, it would be different. We decided every one of the twelve days didn’t need to be full on intercourse, a hand job or blow job, or pussy licking would do. As long as someone had an orgasm, we were good. So some of these interludes have absolutely been quickies.

Stress can run high during this month, with family visits to people we might not really want to see or even actively dislike. Christmas parties and sleep overs at relatives homes, it can all be quite stressful. We were at his parents last night and we didn’t want to have sex there, so I gave my boyfriend a blow job and he was happy. He said it reminded him of when he was a teenager and he was afraid to have full on sex for fear of someone walking in, but his girlfriend gave him a quick handjob a few times. Most guys can cum pretty quickly, so a quickie isn’t that much of a stretch for most of them.

I was at an office Christmas party last week at my bosses home and it’s a large home with lots of bathrooms. I was all of a sudden horny and went into one of the more remote bathrooms and quickly masturbated. I can cum in a couple of minutes if I try, and I did. I did however laugh when a coworker asked me why I was so flushed when I returned to the party several moments later. I just said too many strong eggnogs, as alcohol can make you flush as well. Little did they know I rubbed one out in an ensuite bathroom of a guest room!

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Let Me Lick Your Candy Cane!

Posted on December 6, 2021 by Sharon

I have been so busy this year I hired a service to do the outside Christmas decor I normally do myself. I just did not have the time or desire to get on ladders and string up lights and do greenery displays and all of it, yet I wanted the things done, so I hired someone. They sent over a couple of strong guys with much better and higher ladders than I have and they brought pre-made floral displays. The one left after doing the lights, the other man was doing the greenery stuff. It was worth the few hundred dollars not to have to do it myself.

I asked him in for some hot mulled cider after he’d been working in the cold for so long. He gratefully accepted. The house was warm and a fire going in the fire place. I let him know I was home alone and came on very friendly. He picked up on my vibe and leaned in to kiss me. I returned his kiss with a very passionate, deep kiss of my own. I seductively ran my hand up his thigh and towards his crotch, giving his growing bulge a squeeze.

I unzipped him and started to fondle his cock and balls. He stood up and got undressed and I did the same. We were soon rolling around on the rug in front of the fire place. He slid his cock into me and sucked at my nipple as I ran my long nails up and down his back. I wrapped my legs around him and grabbed his ass, pulling him as deep into me as I could get him. He thrust over and over and soon I felt him release his cum within me and I came. The front yard looked fantastic, and I felt fantastic. It will be a merry Christmas for sure.

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There’s Only One Candy with the Hole in the Middle

Posted on November 29, 2021 by Sharon

There’s one interest that clearly becomes apparent the longer you do this job, and that’s the number of guys into anal sex and anything to do with anal. Most of their wives and girlfriends won’t indulge them with their desire to play amateur proctologist, so they call we phone sex ladies to get their fill of all things ass. Some are into their own, some into others, some into both. It’s really quite charming when you get a guy on the phone and he gleefully declares he’s got three fingers up his ass and he’s then going to smell them. There are no words.

Some are using toys on themselves, dildos they have borrowed from their girlfriends that the girlfriends have no idea they are sharing. Guys, that’s just gross, buy your own toys if you must, but to stick it up where the sun don’t shine and then she’s unknowingly using it in her vag, please. And don’t pretend you’re washing it after, I’d best most are not. Some desire to stretch a woman or themselves to the max. Hope you enjoy wearing adult diapers in your later years, hope it was worth it. Some want to lick and sniff their girlfriends ass like they were a dog at a park meeting another dog.

Butt plugs are quite popular with callers, they seem to like to have them in for extended periods and rock back and forth on them. Many confess they would love to have anal sex, but have never met a woman that would agree to it. They watch so much porn where it’s presented as the norm, they want to try it for themselves. Porn has really given so many unrealistic expectations, that their reality will seldom live up to what they’ve seen and desired. Are you doing something naughty with your ass right now? You just might be, I know!

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She Licked My Pussy

Posted on November 22, 2021 by Sharon

Several years ago when both myself and my roommate were between boyfriends, we had a conversation about how best to alleviate our sexual frustrations. She was honestly the only person I ever had an in depth discussion about masturbation habits. I’d rather have died than discuss that with most people, but with her, it just seemed like just another topic to talk about and for some reason it wasn’t at all awkward. She’d confessed to me she’d experimented sexually with women when she was in college. She didn’t consider herself bisexual, but she’d enjoyed the experiences and said she’d be open to try them again with the right person. I was of course curious.

She asked if I’d done the same and I said no, the opportunity had never presented itself. I lived with her, so I knew she was a clean person, you can’t be sure about someone unless you live with them what they are really like. She asked me if I’d like to try, that she would take the lead and we could stop at any time if I was uncomfortable. I said I’d be willing. It had been months since either of us had been with a partner, so we were both craving human touch.

One night there was a knock at my door and she came in and I pulled back my covers. We started to kiss and soon she was touching me between my legs and went down and began to lick my pussy. I’d never been so aroused or excited in my life. The way she licked me was on a whole other level than when a man has done it. She teased my clit with her slow, deliberate licks and had me cumming in no time. It was one of the most erotic experiences of my entire life.

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