Up the Hoo-Ha

Years ago there was a call I had an enormously hard time not laughing on, that comes fairly frequently, trying not to laugh. This man however had a request I’d not heard at that point in time, though a few since have made such a request. He said he wanted me to talk about putting my big toe up his ass. I nearly lost it and burst out laughing but did not want to offend him by laughing at him. The picture here is quite a bit more extreme than just one toe! So many callers over the years have talked about putting things up their ass they should not.

An entire foot would be the ultimate dream of some of them for sure. Foot fetish is very common, and there’s a lot of men into anal toys and anal stimulation, so the idea of crossing both popular fetishes is not something no one would think of. Most wouldn’t be able to stretch their asses quite that much, though some have used larger toys, a whole foot is another story entirely. When ones with a foot fetish ask me about my feet, they love when I say I wear a size ten. I can’t even imagine putting that you know where, yet some would undoubtedly love it.

The thought of a pedicure after a foot’s been up there is a very gross one! Of all the fetishes to cross, an anal one and a foot one seem like a bad combo for sure. Do you have the desire for a lady to stick her foot up where the don’t shine on you? Have you ever paid a hooker to do something like that to you and you just want to tell someone about it? We have many operators standing by ready to hear your gross confessions at any hour of the day or night. We know horniness has no time clock.

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Cum Covered Whore

What is it about men that like to cover their women in their own cum? They seem to enjoy making a woman a their territory. Not all women feel degraded by this, many enjoy it. I recall one caller that said he’d paid hookers to let him cum on their face and he’d just sit and talk with them after he’d cum and they had his jizz splattered all over their face and just leave it there. He liked that they carried on as normal with their faces all marked up with it.

One nut that used to call and said they regularly went to adult movie theaters and gave random guys blow jobs there would proudly walk out of the theater with their face covered in cum with no attempt to wipe it off. They wanted others to see it. Cum is powerful stuff to many men. They think women should downright worship it and swallow it down. It’s funny when some call with the desire to swallow their own, but the desire recedes right after they cum and they chicken out and can’t bring themselves to do it, yet any woman should be honored to have a mouthful of their cock snot.

One caller loves the idea of covering his grown niece in his cum and all over her clothes as well. This woman is in her forties, and yet he likes to think of her wearing a pretty dress and squirting his cum all over it and then another load on her face and in her hair. He’s had this fantasy for decades about her. Men of all ages like the idea, he’s in his sixties and talks about how he’d like to cover most women he knows in his jizz. It’s funny to hear them go on about it like all women should want it.

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Kiss the Pussy

It was my birthday and my boyfriend wanted to make the whole night about me and my pleasure. I appreciated that very much and planned on enjoying every second of that. He stripped me down and laid me on my back. I knew what was coming next. He knew that having my pussy being licked was my very favorite thing in the world. I knew I was about to have several delightful orgasms and he did not disappoint. I could feel his breath on my pussy before he even laid a finger on me. Then he slowly parted my lips and gave me the most delicate lick.

I could feel my clit stiffen at his touch as he worked his tongue on it and then proceeded to French kiss my pussy. I writhed underneath him, arching my back and pointing my toes as I often do from exquisite pleasure. I just closed my eyes and gave into the pleasure of his mouth exploring me. Playing with my nipples and squeezing my own breasts as he worked his warm, wet tongue up and down my fleshy folds that were growing wetter by the moment. He was good at what he was doing and he knew it. My breath got faster and faster and more and more jagged as I approached my first orgasm.

I cried out in ecstasy as the first one overtook me and I caught my breath, him only pausing for a moment to give me a quick break then he sped up again and made me have a second orgasm. Then he came up to me and kissed me, allowing me to taste myself on his mouth before going back for round number three. He loved to exhaust me with pleasure and I certainly was not going to be complaining about that sort of tiredness. It was a wonderful birthday and I was totally spent from so much arousal and so many orgasms.

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Sucking Off Older Men

There’s no shortage of submissive men out there with fantasies about dominant women. One caller the other night said he wanted to be my slave that did all my housekeeping for me. I had an older male neighbor that his housekeeper was off sick and I was going to be loaning him out to the neighbor after he finished my home. I told him that the housekeeper next door also used to suck off the older man after she finished the house, so he was going to have to be willing to suck him off as well.

So he goes over to the neighbors house, cleans, and then sucks him off even though he’s never done it before. The next week I tell him the neighbor raved about him and he wants him to come back. This time however there will be more than a blow job involved. The housekeeper next door also used to let the older man fuck her, so he’s going to have to let the older man fuck him as well. He’s quite unsure, but I tell him he must please the neighbor since he’s a very nice man and I do not want to disappoint him.

He goes back over, cleans for the neighbor, sucks him off then lets him fuck him. He doesn’t mind surprisingly. He’s almost disappointed after the regular housekeeper returns, since his services will no longer be required by the older man next door. Many callers seem to have fantasies of sucking off older men, you’d think they’d prefer younger, hotter, in better shape men, but for some reason, they wish to please older men. Perhaps they have a daddy complex, you never know, I don’t think they themselves know in many cases. They just know they wish to serve a much older man. It was a bit of an odd fantasy with the housekeeper and loaning him out to a neighbor, but he seemed pleased with it in any case.

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I Love You, Sweetheart

If you were a lonely man is a phone sex line the first place you’d turn? You’d assume horny men of course, but some are genuinely lonely, seeking love and comfort. Even from a complete stranger on the phone. The other night a man called and said he needed to feel loved and was looking for the girlfriend experience. So I did my best to make him feel loved and appreciated and told him I loved him, and he told me he loved me, and how good it felt to say it and hear it and all the lovey dovey talk.

Many ladies are not comfortable with these sorts of calls and will not do them. They are dominant and more comfortable telling a guy he’s her bitch and she’ll torture his cock and balls. To say she loves him and wants to feel his strong arms around her, not everyone is comfortable with that sort of roleplay, even though all involved understand it is just roleplay and nothing more. This caller felt so much better after the call and thanked me for making him feel loved. Something he hadn’t felt apparently in a very long time. Some admit what they’re asking for is odd and unusual and they ask if you’re ok with it because of that.

Talk of running your fingers through someone’s hair, whispering you love them, many ask for their name to be said a lot to personalize things even more. They can be nice calls if you’re open to it, but it’s not for everyone, caller or operator. Many callers would laugh at the idea of a stranger on the other end of the phone telling them they love them, and as I said, many operators will not do this sort of call. When you get the right two people though, it can be nice to make someone feel loved, even if only for a few moments.

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