I Masturbated in the Food Court

How is it you come to masturbate in a food court? Well, there’s an interesting story about that. For years I’ve been able like many women, to masturbate using a thigh squeezing technique. Women that know how to do it can just cross their legs and squeeze their thighs together and possible jiggle their foot a bit and voila, an orgasm. They can do it sitting behind their desk in class, at work, at the movies, anywhere. No one will ever know what you’re up to, since you’re not laying a finger on yourself.

I’d told my boyfriend I could do this and he was curious to witness it. A few weeks after I told him about it we were at the mall doing some shopping and stopped to have some lunch at the food court. It was pretty packed with people, as it usually is. After we ate we were just sitting there talking, nursing our drinks for a while and I thought this would be the perfect place to demonstrate the technique. I crossed my legs and slowly started to rock my foot up and down. It didn’t look in the slightest bit odd to anyone that might see. Then I squeezed my thighs and felt my clit come to life between my legs.

I rocked my foot a little faster and gripped the edge of the table. He looked at me and asked me what was wrong. I laughed and said I was masturbating in a low voice. The look on his face was priceless. My foot rocked up and down faster and faster. Not a soul was paying us any mind. I could feel my orgasm welling up within me and then it came. He watched me and then looked around and then back to me. He said other than my face getting slightly flushed, nothing at all would clue in anyone as to what had just happened. We then went home and fucked. It was hot.

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It’s Just Too Small, or is It?

One topic men never seem to tire of is small penis humiliation. If they genuinely have a small penis, it’s not that out there that they might be consumed by this, but the odd thing is, many think they are small when they are in fact average. A caller last night said he was small, I asked how small and he said, “only six inches.” I replied that is in fact average, that five and a half to six inches is the average North American erect size, and he and many others like him, seemed surprised.

No doubt watching porn since their teens, they have been given a false sense of what “average” actually is. Now when he initially said two and a half, I thought yeah, that’s embarrassingly small, but then he said that’s it soft. When I asked how big hard, then I got the six inches. A grower, not a show-er is what they call that type. Some with even larger ones for some reason like to pretend they are small, which perplexes me no end, but hey, people have their kinks. Many of them do not even understand them, but they have them nonetheless.

If you’re under five inches, yes, a lot of women are not going to give you the time of day. One caller even revealed he’d joined a dating site for men with small penises. I said it was likely a scam, getting messages from bots and paid people that are not really interested in him, or any women that do, might be Mistresses looking for submissives that will pay to be professionally humiliated. You just can’t win. Some even mention that surgery, that can at most add an inch and a half, but carries with it the danger of losing the ability to ever even get another erection. Desperation leads to unwise choices at times.

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Masturbating Outside

One thing I’ve always loved about the warmer weather is being able to have sex and masturbate outside. I am lucky enough to have a large, fenced yard, and can play to my hearts content out there and no one can see a thing. Touching myself as the sunshine pours on my body has always been one of my greatest joys. One of the reasons I bought the house I did was because of the large, private yard. My boyfriend and I have sex outdoors all the time in the warm weather. Either in the sun and feeling its warmth on our skin, or in the moonlight, with all the beautiful, twinkling stars up above us.

It can be a very lovely and natural experience. Mankind has from the dawn of time been making love outdoors, it’s a very natural and wonderful experience, you really feel a profound connection to nature when you do so. I love the privacy. I have no desire to do it on a beach or a park and have others see my most intimate moments, I know some like that exhibitionist factor, but I’m not into that. I just like being one with the earth and nature. Have you ever cried out in the throes of ecstasy and had an owl hoot back at you? They know what you’re doing, lol!

I was outside last week, rubbing my pussy and feeling the breeze blow on me, the sun on my skin, the birds chirping, not a care in the world. I guess I don’t really have a place “where the sun don’t shine,” since I let it touch me all over when I spread my legs, and drag the pussy juices up to my clit and enjoy myself. I’m older now, nearly a senior, but have never felt it was strange or unnatural to enjoy your own body. Outdoors seems the perfect place for something so natural.

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My Boyfriend Spanked Me

The man I’ve been seeing for the last few months is older and a bit dominant. I like him a lot, but he certainly likes to take control sexually. He asked me if I’d ever been spanked, or had I had a boyfriend that punished me in any way. I said not really, but I was open to such things if he wanted to try them. Oh boy, he wanted to try them alright, I learned. He came home one night with something in a bag, a long bag with the name of a saddlery place on it. I glanced at it and wondered what on earth it was. I didn’t have to wonder long.

He pulled a riding crop out of the bag and said he intended to use it on my ample ass cheeks and the backs of my thighs. He commanded me to get undressed and get on all fours on the bed. I did as I was told. Elbows down, ass up, face in the pillow turned sideways. He practiced a few times, swinging it through the air. I could hear the swish, swish sounds as it cut through the air. I knew my ass was about to be next.

He asked if I was ready and said I was going to get six lashes, three on each ass cheek. I flinched when the first one hit me. They were over before I knew it. I felt the stinging of my skin and wondered if I’d have raised welts there the next day. I didn’t mind it actually. He said this was just a warm up, there would be more to come, so he hoped I was prepared. I must admit, I’m kind of looking forward to see what comes next. I have a feeling I’m going to like it.

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Brothers & Sisters

One regular caller has fantasized about his sister for decades, he’s in his thirties and she’s in her forties. He’s had the hots for her for longer than he can remember. He said he’s taken a dildo from her room and used it on himself and she’s apparently done the same from him. I guess the family that shares sex toys together stays together. He was calling from his backyard, outdoor masturbation is even more common in the summertime. He said if his sister doesn’t come by and see him stroking his cock, he at least hopes the neighbor next door will take a gander at him.

He said the older neighbor lady really turns him on. She’s a larger woman and in her sixties. It’s always amazing to me that women you would think are either well past their prime, in their sixties or even older, or larger women, still have plenty of fans as to who wants to fuck them. Not all men are fantasizing about one hundred and ten pound twenty two year olds, which gives some hope for the rest of us for sure! He said the neighbor lady’s big, fat ass turns him on, he imagines bending her over and taking her from behind and watching her ass jiggle.

He’s been with older and plus sized ladies before and they are his favorites. They seem cuddly and perhaps even motherly to a great many men and that comfort can lead to desire and feeling wanted and loved. So many want that familiar feeling and just being accepted. Not all guys are seeking the woman that looks like the unattainable Playboy type of model. That’s not reality, for many, they want the chubby woman down the street that they see all the time that they are comfortable with and can imagine maybe really getting to fuck.

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