They Fucked in a Graveyard

One thing that always kind of horrifies me is people having sex in a cemetery and disrespecting the dead, but this is actually far more common than ones would believe. It also has a long history, this is not something that’s just sprung up in the last few decades, it’s been going on thousands of years. Many have a thing for having sex some place like a church, where it would be a very forbidden act. The same kind of thing is at a cemetery, it’s a forbidden spot, but many have indulged in it. It is supposed to be a really life affirming thing to do. What makes you feel more alive than sex and having an orgasm? Yet you are in a place designed for the dead, they are anything but living.

I did read years ago that a lot of people have sex after attending a funeral, it’s the same basic idea. Something has come to an end, a life, you want to feel ultra alive, and sex is the ticket to that feeling. Most cemeteries are quiet, secluded, much more quiet than a park would be, the opportunity is higher to get away with something there. Apparently many also do drugs in a cemetery, not very wise, take too much, and you’ll be the next one six feet under at said cemetery!

The thrill of the forbidden, the affirmation of wanting to feel alive, some people are just really kinky fuckers as well, so the idea appeals to them. Many of them would also do it in other forbidden locations as well. Seems kind of sick to me, but it’s quite common. Have you gotten it on in a graveyard? Are you just dying to share your forbidden, kinky experience with someone? Maybe one of our phone sex operators would have a similar story to share with you and you could trade graveyard fucking tips.

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She Did More Than Buy His Bookcase

I love online classifieds sites. There’s a lot of great deals on furniture, and I’ve bought plenty of lovely near mint condition pieces at great bargains. You meet some interesting people that are buying or selling items. Last week I saw a beautiful bookcase on there that I really wanted. It was around a quarter of the price of a new one in the store. I asked the man I was going to buy it from if he could deliver it for a bit extra. He said sure, not a problem, so we arranged the best time.

He knocked on the door at the appointed time and asked where I wanted it. I told him upstairs, in my bedroom. The first thing I noticed was how good looking he was. He was soon standing in my bedroom. I was eyeing him like a steak. I think he felt it too, because he leaned in and kissed me. We were soon tumbling to the bed and kissing heavily. I could feel his hard cock against my leg through his jeans. I reached my hand down and gave it a squeeze. He groaned with pleasure. We were both soon out of our clothes and very hot.

I sucked on his hard cock and he licked my juicy as a peach pussy before he slid that hard member into me. He filled me up and I wrapped my legs around him, urging him to plunge into me as deep as he could get it. He suckled at my breasts and nuzzled at my neck, he was pretty good in bed from what I’d seen so far. He began thrusting harder, each pump of his cock rubbing against my clit until I came explosively. He soon shot his load into me and we lay there panting for some time. I’m not sure if I will ever see him again, but it was fun for us both.

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Hot Night on Cam

This one caller of mine is always pushing the limits. He asked if there was any way I’d have sex with my boyfriend on cam for him. He said he’d pay me a good amount of money to do so. He said a “personal porn show” as he put it would be the hottest thing he could imagine. I brought the subject up with my boyfriend and he agreed to it. So we made the arrangements and got busy on the cam for the caller. He’s been a long term caller, so there’s a level of trust there. I know he wouldn’t record it and upload it somewhere, that’s not his style, he’s a very private person.

We got naked and on the bed and started to kiss and fondle one another. We didn’t even act as if the camera was on, we just made love like we normally do. We were a bit nervous at first, but soon forgot the camera was even on us. I sucked my boyfriend’s cock and drooled all over it. He licked my pussy until I screamed in pleasure, and then he got me on all fours and entered me from behind. I got my clit sucking vibe out and placed it on my clit as he pounded me.

I soon came and that triggered him and he soon shot me full of his cum and we lay there panting for a few minutes. I then looked over at the computer and saw my client with the biggest, silliest grin on his face and a limp dick in his hand that was covered in cum. He’d apparently cum around the same time we did and was just loving the three way after glow going on. He said it had been worth every penny and he would likely ask us again in the future. I would never dream of uploading anything to some porn site, but this private one on one show had not been bad and had been very profitable for us.

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Church Confessional Glory Hole

This caller was telling me how his first blow job was to his priest in the church confessional in his teens. He’d been confessing about his grave sin of masturbating and obviously it greatly turned the priest on and he soon was having a hard cock come through the confessional partition to him and he first was shocked, but took it in his mouth and sucked on it as the priest asked him to do. This soon became a regular thing when he’d stop by and the church was nearly empty. Once the curtains were closed, no one could see what was going on behind them.

He said it was so risky, with a couple of people waiting outside for their turn to go into the confessional booth and he was sucking off the priest, both of them trying very hard to be quiet as it was happening so no one would find out. Only inside the confessional was anything happening. He said when he was outside of it, the priest acted as if nothing had happened and it was never mentioned in any way. He moved away for college and never went back to that church again or saw that priest. He wondered if others were sucking him off like that as well. They likely were.

Some callers that come from religious backgrounds have some very interesting stories about things. Some are into religious blasphemy, others confess masturbating in church and being worried they’d get caught, a few very bold ones even had sex in church in some small room for a quickie. Many talk about the desire to fuck right up at the head of the church where everyone would see them doing it. Blow jobs in the confessional, do you have any odd religion meets sex stories that took place in a church you’d like to share, you really cannot shock us, we’ve heard a lot of odd stories.

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The Joy of Conversation

Many men have very different ideas about what “phone sex” is all about. To some men, they assume it means calling up some women and having her masturbate to orgasm for his amusement. This is quite a comical assumption to many of we operators. Others seek to be made fun of and humiliated, they are not seeking to hear some strange woman orgasm, fake, real or otherwise. Some are seeking a therapy like session where they confess something they’ve either done like a same sex experience or a long standing desire to do something. A few brave souls however are seeking none of that. They are seeking general conversation.

It’s hard for the other men to imagine another man paying to converse to some woman for hours and not even have it be sexual. Those calls happen, and they can be several hours long. Especially with current distancing, many are craving a human connection of some sort, and if just talking on the phone gives them that, then it’s money well spent. They are genuinely desiring a conversation. Talking for several hours is literally a few hundred dollars, so that shows you how much they are desiring to talk to someone.

When you get a like minded person that calls, it can really be a treat, to discuss politics, entertainment, cooking, you name it, it’s been discussed. You feel grateful just to have a nice back and forth conversation with someone that is genuinely enjoyable for both parties. Of course men seeking this are very few and far between, but they are out there and many of us phone sex girls adore a conversation like this. It’s a refreshing change from a 5 minute blow job description, I assure you. If you’re lonely and seeking just a nice, pleasant chat, even though we are phone sex girls, most of us will be pleased to talk to you!

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