We Call It The Clit

It’s about the tiniest body part, but boy does it create a big reaction. That body part is the clitoris, otherwise known as the clit. The pleasure it brings is not able to be verbalized. A veritable explosion of intense, exquisite pleasure. One that thankfully we can easily produce ourselves.

Sex researchers from Masters and Johnson to Kinsey have all discovered that when most women masturbate, they simply rub their clits, not many insert objects into their vaginas, the clit is where it’s at. Some women are toy girls, others only need their fingers to get off, they feel better than any toy to me. Others love water induced orgasms, they are nice once in a while as well. But even the toy girls usually use the vibrator on the clit, and the stream of water from water induced ones is also aimed at, you guessed it, the clit.

Biologically, the clit serves no purpose at all. It is not required for any reproductive function, it serves no purpose other than pleasure. All mammals have them, and even female dolphins have been observed stimulating their clitorises. They know a good thing when the stumble upon them!

Sadly, in some cultures in Africa, the Middle East and South East Asia, where women are horribly repressed, removal of the clitoris happens regularly to curtail any pleasure and to make women “faithful”. Female Genital Mutilation is a horrific, barbaric crime against humanity that is usually not even preformed in a medical setting, it is often preformed by laypeople with broken shards of glass or knives in some sort of “ritual” that is celebrated. It’s disgusting beyond belief that such things go on.

The clit should be celebrated as a wonderful pleasure center that its only purpose is joy and feeling good. It should be rubbed, stroked, kissed and caressed as much as possible. It has over double the nerve endings the head of the penis has and makes us lose control in the best possible way. So tease that lovebutton!

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Fun With Food

Sitophilia is a food fetish. Ones that love to either be covered in messy foods, or love to see others covered in them, or ones that actually love to fuck food itself. 

There are plenty of guys fucking everything from melons with holes in them to pieces of meat. Fruit fuckers don’t mind if that produce is a bit over ripe, after all, they won’t be eating it, and over ripe means a bit softer and more pussy like as well.

I have a caller that loves to talk about tossing pies at me as I’m dressed in formal clothes. He is jerking off picturing me in a white dress getting cherry pies and cream pies hurled at me, making me a gooey mess.

A cam girl I chat with has all sorts of crazy videos she’s told me about she sells with herself doing everything from pouring oatmeal over her head to sitting in a child’s inflatable little pool dumping custard and pudding all over herself to squishing a pie in her panties to pouring milk all over herself. There are guys out there who love to see girls covered in messy, gooey foods.

Girls get in on the act as well, using everything from carrots, to bananas to cucumbers to hotdogs in their pussies as dildos.

The scene from 9 1/2 Weeks in front of the fridge with the food is a fun one, that shows food being used in a sexual, yet playful way. The entire fetish is fairly playful and harmless. Imagine fucking a melon, silly boys…

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Shave It Off, Shave It All Off

Many men, and women, consider a shaved pussy a real sexual pleasure. All smooth, no gross hair in the way of pure pleasure. I am a real fan of everyone being shaved. I am totally bald down there myself.

I think guys should go the same route too. I don’t get the whole equating shaved with wanting underage scene at all. That’s insane. I think it’s more sanitary, looks better, holds less odors, it’s just the best way to go as far I am concerned.

I talk to many guys, and most prefer shaved. You do get some holdouts that prefer hair though. One man that called and asked if I was shaved or hairy, I was honest and said shaved. He said he didn’t want to talk to anyone that wasn’t natural. That’s the way God intended he said. Well if ones want to be members of the ungroomed masses, well, they can have it. I will go for the groomed look, thank you very much.

Oral sex in particular can be much more pleasurable without worrying about getting mouthfuls of hair. I’m not here to pick hairs out of my teeth! The whole artful hair styling of stripes and landing strips I’m afraid I don’t get either. Just get rid of it all, much easier.

I have given countless people tips on how to avoid skin irritations as they get themselves smooth as well. Many with sensitive skin can really suffer with red bumps and itching. Most seem to go the safety razor route with shaving foam or soap. This is not the answer. The answer is to shave dry, covered with liberal amounts of cornstarch baby powder using an electric razor. No bumps this way. I couldn’t bear the pain of waxing down there, so this is the option that works well for me. I started with the safety razor and wet shaving, and had such bad bumps and itching, I couldn’t stand it. So go bare my friends, and give your partner the sexual pleasure they will love. Smooth, bare flesh begging to be kissed and licked and sucked upon….Yum.

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Upskirting

A sexual pleasure to many is a take on voyeurism. Upskirting. For decades, at dances boys have taped mirrors to the tops of their shoes at times trying to get a look up the skirts of unsuspecting girls.

Nowadays, so many girls are easy, there’s not much work needed for the upskirt enthusiasts. How many pics are there of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan etc. Getting out of cars in shorts skirts or dresses without panties exactly? A LOT. They are just exhibitionists. Do you really think they aren’t aware of just what they are showing? Come on!

Guys love to use escalators in stores especially. Getting behind girls in short skirts to have a peek at what’s underneath. Windy days are also a haven for the upskirting fans. What better than a strong wind to blow up a girls skirt and give a guy a good look at what is under there?

Girls may make it look like an accident if  they are exposing themselves like this, but many times they absolutely know what they are doing. Guys will always try and look, they drill holes in ladies change rooms, all sorts of things to try and see what they shouldn’t. The invention of camera phones took upskirting to a whole new level. Entire websites of candid up the skirt shots appeared overnight almost to give fans of this a look at all the naughty shots their fellow fans and comrades were shooting as well. Pretty harmless I guess. So ladies, beware.

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Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

A sexual pleasure for many men would be a threesome with twins. Identical ones. You should see the pics, mostly fake ones, online of the Olson Twins. Men have interesting fantasies indeed. They wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t a demand for them in the first place. There is a great deal of sexual interest in fucking a set of twins.

Some guys adore the thoughts of sensual twins loving each other in a lesbian way. Many twins love each other in a way no one can understand but another set of twins, I can’t imagine what it would be like to be involved in such a scenario.

One of the guys I chat with is a male twin, and he said he and his brother, also identical twins, were in threesomes with a woman, but there was no interaction between him and his twin, they were were both just focused on pleasing the woman, but I found this an interesting conversation to be sure.

So apparently it’s not just female twins involved in the threesome scene. There have been several twins over the years that had Playboy spreads. The Barbi twins are about the most famous set of racy twins.

Twins have always held a special fascination for men, and there’s no sign of that ending anytime soon. As I mentioned in an earlier post, I myself have had fantasies of a threesome with male twins, the idea has a definite appeal. Two handsome men, looking back from one to the other, not knowing which is which, that they are only there to please you. There is something there for sure…..

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