World of Sexual Pleasures

Let’s Chat

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Sharon

Some callers love to talk about themselves, they are paying for an audience after all, so it’s certainly within their rights to ramble on about this or that and have a friendly ear to listen to them. Some will talk about their job, girlfriends, going to work out at the gym to maintain their apparently fabulous physiques, to everything you can imagine. Some will have mother issues and go on endlessly about the all powerful MOM they cannot let themselves leave. Yet you mention moving, and there’s always an excuse why they can’t, like they are ten years old.

Some say they are calling for advice, yet when you give your honest opinion, you know they will not be taking said advice, they want tea and sympathy, not advice to rip their lives apart, even when that would be the best thing for everyone, they cannot do it, they are trapped like deer in the headlights, whether it’s mother issues or a dead marriage they will not leave, it’s pathetic and very frustrating to tell them what you think would be for the best, yet they will not change.

It’s honestly easier to just deal with the horny ones that are calling to jerk off, that’s all they want, a voice on the phone for some masturbation assistance. The ones calling for advice is frustrating. I now understand why psychiatrists have a high suicide rate, they get frustrated trying to help people that in most cases do not want to change and they feel like they are beating their heads against a brick wall telling them these are the steps you need to take to change things, and the people just smile and nod and then not do any of the laid out plans because it’s work, it’s difficult, it’s not easy and it’s messy. Very frustrating indeed.

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Masturbation Is Where It’s At

Posted on November 16, 2015 by Sharon

A caller was telling me that he prefers masturbation to sex with his wife. She, unlike so many wives I hear about, is willing to have sex with her husband, she even initiates it, but he prefers masturbation and finds it a much more intense orgasm. Yes, many men find it a more intense orgasm, women as well, but the emotional component is not here when alone like it is when you’re with someone.

He watches porn for hours everyday before even touching himself, he said when he’s so aroused, he could literally come within ten seconds of touching himself, but with his wife it takes a long time when fucking her to cum. I laughed and said did you tell her she’s so ugly you can’t even cum, and he said no, it’s not that, it’s that it’s just nowhere near as exciting as alone watching porn. What can you say to someone like that? I suggested cutting down on the porn as it was desensitizing him to normal sexual behavior, I’m sure he won’t though.

No one can touch us like we touch ourselves, we feel things at the exact second and know how best to make ourselves cum, another person doing it for us is waiting for cues, signs, directions, feedback that they are doing this right and to our liking, for many, masturbation is the surest way to cum, hard, and how you like. They might as well slap the hand of their lover away and say, “don’t bother, I’ll do it myself!” He actually said he thinks of his wife as a living Fleshlight, gee, I’m sure she’d be so flattered at such a compliment.

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Get Out Your Raincoats

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Sharon

When one sees a pic like in this blog, I don’t know how some can deny women squirt. Well, they don’t deny it, but they claim it must be urine. I have never gone pee in all my life and had one enormous gush of liquid come out of me, I don’t even think it possible. A G spot orgasm is supposed to be much more intense than a normal, run of the mill orgasm, I’ve only had the regular kind, so I cannot rightly say what the differences are. Would be interesting to find out.

Only a very small percentage of women are supposed to be able to achieve this type of orgasm, under five percent, but obviously some can, and so many callers have had at one time or another an experience wit such a woman and are always trying to find another, since they seem to love it. Ones that know how to give this type of orgasm talk very proudly that they know how to deliver one, a real sense of accomplishment they feel. Not all men can, so perhaps they should indeed be proud. To give another pleasure, is indeed a good thing.

There’s many videos online of men delivering such orgasms to show men the techniques they will need to have, and for ladies without partners, there’s several types of sex toys designed for you to try it solo and not depend on a guy to get you to gush. I’ve never been curious enough to try such toys, so I cannot speak for their effectiveness, but the elusive G spot orgasm is always just out of reach for many, yet within grasp of others. It can’t hurt to try, you may be missing out if you do not.

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Horny Granny Syndrome

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Sharon

Are you only as old as you feel? Some can feel still in their twenties but sadly look decades older. Time is the cruelest thing on earth, and none of us can stop its advancing on us. We can try with vitamins and plastic surgeries, but that’s just putting it at bay for a bit.

Fear not, granny porn and older GILF’s, the MILF’s mom, is one of the fastest growing segments in adult entertainment. The grannies are indeed fucking the young studs. And the young studs are wanting them. The older woman is likely to appreciate the younger man, his youth his vitality, his ability to cum many times in many cases. It’s a hot thing, and the young man may be looking for someone to treat him well and perhaps lavish some gifts upon them, it’s a fair trade in some cases.

I’ve had plenty of callers express true desire for women even in their seventies and eighties, and they were dead serious. Their biggest concern was what others, usually the woman’s family, might see as ulterior motives, they did indeed have feelings for the woman. One last week told me about falling for a woman thirty four years older than him and he couldn’t take it, he said it was too painful and he ended it, and I didn’t like that, age shouldn’t matter if the two people involved are happy together. So if you fall for an elderly person, just think inside they might still feel very young. Go for it.

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Cum Eating

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Sharon

Lots of guys do indeed seem to adore their own cum. They like the idea of giving it to us ladies as if it’s the finest thing since whipped cream and some of them like to dine on it themselves. One this week however mentioned something I’d not heard of before, they all seem to have their own little tricks. He liked to use a Fleshlight to masturbate like many guys do, however after he came in it, he tipped it up and drank the contents. Charming.

I’d hear of ones cumming into their hand and licking it off, hoisting their legs above their head and firing it directly into their own mouth, but drinking it from the sheath of a sex toy, that is indeed a new one. Some have mentioned drinking it from condoms, I can’t even imagine having such thoughts as to drink from a condom, but years ago another caller claimed to go to glory holes and collect the condoms and drink from them, pardon me while I barf…

Different strokes for different folks and all that, I guess. I don’t think most women have the same fascination with their own juices that men seem to with their own cum. It’s odd how some want to consume their own cum, others call for cum eating encouragement and then chicken out no matter how badly they claim to want to do it. I saw look, it’s not battery acid, what’s the worst you have to do, brush your teeth or use some mouthwash afterwards? Some guys are beyond silly. I will be there to help them, no matter their choice about consuming their own goo.