Bukkake Dreams

So many callers tell you about bizarre fantasies of theirs. One called the other day that was telling me this was an actual event and not just fantasy. Yeah, sure it is. He said he had placed an ad in the paper, first of all, who places ads in papers these days? Then he said he placed the ad to attract men to meet him in a hotel for a bukkake party. Then he said he was expecting nine to ten men to show up, jerk off around him and shoot their loads on him. He also claimed he was married. Gee, what a lucky wife this guy has.

He said he’d done this in the past as well, but was really hoping to attract the largest gathering yet. Two to three had been the most he’d gotten before. He was a total idiot, sounded as gay as a three dollar bill, so unless his wife is the dumbest thing going, she’d know he liked to smoke the meat pipe. The way they try and sound as if these fantasies are reality and expect you to buy it is comical. They watch too much porn and get fixated on the things they see and want to turn it into reality for their own dull lives and expect the women they call to buy it as if it’s real.

He said he’d give me a call to let me know how the turnout was, but no word yet. He’s called several times, so I’m sure I’ll be clued in sooner or later as to the group that came to shoot their anonymous wads all over his pitiful self. He really wanted to suck them all and have them be pleased with his cock sucking efforts before squirting all over him. I wonder if he went home to wifey like that or if he used the shower afterwards? Guess I’ll have to wait and find out.

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We Humped

When I was in school, my best friend and I were two very horny girls. Many times we dry humped one another and had fantastic orgasms that way. I often thought if our parents had any idea what we did during those sleepovers, they’d never have allowed us to be in the same room with one another. It was harmless fun, no one got hurt, but you know how parents can be, wanting their little princesses to stay innocent forever. I remember the first time we tried it, she’d come over and told me how she’d seen her brother doing it with his girlfriend.

We were curious to try and see what it was all about, so we tried and laughed, but eventually got the gist of it and did it a fair amount. She said she’d done it with some of her stuffed animals before, but I never had. The idea of violating Teddy that way, never! She apparently had no such hang ups though, hence why she wanted to find out if I’d like to try it and see if we could have some fun with it. When I straddled her leg and started bucking back and forth on it, it did feel a bit weird, but finally she got in the right position and I was able to rub my crotch on her leg until I came.

It was fun and she was able to cum multiple times when we’d play like this, usually right before we went to sleep at one of our sleep overs. She said she’d never asked another girl to try it with her, so I was kind of honored, I guess. We would rock our way to one orgasm after the next. I was worried her parents would hear the bed squeak, but they never mentioned it. They’d likely never think we’d be up to such wickedness in the first place.

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He Watched His Daughter Masturbate

Callers who are voyeurs are nothing new. One got a bit of a shock last week when he came home early and found his daughter masturbating. She did not hear him come in and her door wasn’t completely closed since she wasn’t expecting anyone home for several hours. Like most men likely would do, he didn’t turn around and get out of the area, he stayed and watched. She was quite into it and laying on her bed stroking her pussy and obviously enjoying it very much. He said he’d never thought of her masturbating before, so the sight was shocking to him.

He reached down and started to stroke his own cock as he watched her finger her clit. He said she was moaning quite loudly and he could hear a few of the squishy wet noises it makes when a woman fingers herself. She also made herself cum a few times in quick succession as he watched silently. After she finished, she started to get up, so while her back was to the nearly closed door he was outside, he quickly went to his room. He said he beat off like he hadn’t in years. He couldn’t stop thinking about it.

He said he’d tried to find her doing it again to watch once more, but no such luck. It will likely be a one time thing he’ll never get to witness again, but boy, did it leave an impression on him that’s sure to last the rest of his days. So after confessing all of this, he wanted me to pretend to be the daughter, and of course I’d see him standing there and invite him up to watch up close and then help me and join in. The secret thoughts and fantasies some entertain no one will ever know about.

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Grandpa Got a Hard On

I never saw my grandparents much growing up, we lived across the country from them and only saw them every few years at Christmastime or over the summer holidays, so they were more like family friends we saw once in a while than family. One summer I was invited to stay with them for a few weeks when my parents went off on a cruise. My grandma was off with her friends shopping or something and I was alone with grandpa. I thought we’d just talk and maybe play some cards, but he had something different in mind.

He asked me if my saving for college was going ok, since I started in a couple of months. I said it was hard, but I’d find a job. He said he’d give me some money if I did something for him. I had no idea what he was getting at, so asked what he had in mind. He stood up and pulled down his jeans and his tee shirt. I was confronted with him standing there in nothing but his shorts with a very obvious erection. He had a pretty good body for an old guy, and obviously no problem with erectile dysfunction.

He said grandma wasn’t interested anymore, but he still had needs. He said if I gave him a blow job, he’d cover the tuition for one semester. I was shocked, but wanted the money and knew from giving my boyfriend a blow job, it all might be over quickly, so it wouldn’t be too long an ordeal to endure. I agreed and got down on my knees in front of him and peeled his underwear down and started to fondle his cock and then sucked on it. He groaned with delight and had me deep throat as much of it as I could. It wasn’t so bad, and he soon came down my throat. Before we left, he gave me an envelope of cash and thanked me. I didn’t see him again for a few years, but I never forgot that experience with grandpa.

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Granny Got Ploughed

Many guys love older women. I mean really older women. Not just ones old enough to be there mom, but their grandma’s age. No, its not as common, but it’s definitely a thing. Most older women lose their sex drive after menopause, but not all of them. Some still keep their sex drive, the lucky ones. So they still want to have some sexual fun and if they can find the right man that likes the more mature gals, they will take it and run with it. When callers confess this desire for the really mature ones, I tell them if they find a lady they are attracted to let them know, they might be quite flattered.

There’s no guarantee of course the older lady will act on it, but you never know unless you try, right? The decades of experience they bring to the table, no longer any worries of pregnancy, there’s many benefits to looking towards the older ones. Most younger women are self absorbed, into head games and will not be flattered at some guy making a pass at them. When they are older and have less opportunities, they may be quite grateful for the attention and lonely enough to act on it.

Some men love saggy tits and grey pussy hair, they seriously mention these very things on calls, so some are craving these things many would think no one wants. The desires that some have are obscure and uncommon. No matter who the person is, there’s someone out there that is craving to fuck them or someone like them. Just because it’s unthinkable to you doesn’t mean others are not wanting it. One man’s trash truly is another man’s treasure. Have you had your eyes on any really mature ones? Do you think about their saggy tits and their loose, sloppy pussy when you jerk off? Let them know, it may just bring a smile to their face.

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